A Complete List of Cool and Funny Team Names

Updated on March 24, 2019
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Sam has been in charge of coming up with team names for her first and second graders who play soccer and softball after school.

If you're stuck on coming up with a name for your sports league or group, then look no further. This comprehensive list has the best team name ideas—from funny names to cool and clever ones. There are also some powerful ones at the bottom if you want to go the conventional route.

Steal a name from this list or let the names inspire you to create your own.

Tip: A good team name does not guarantee a win. You will still need to practice. However, if you do end up losing, but you have a funny name, you'll be remembered fondly for your creative efforts. No one will remember a winning team with a boring name.

Funny Team Names

  • The Untouchaballs
  • Agony of De Feet
  • Sons of Pitches
  • Ball of Duty
  • Don't Stop Ballieving
  • Win or Booze
  • Hoops I Did It Again
  • Chafing the Dream
  • Block It Like It's Hot
  • Blood Bath and Beyond
  • 99 Problems But a Pitch Ain’t One
  • No Hit Sherlock
  • Gone With the Win
  • We Got the Runs
  • Between a Walk and Hard Place
  • Game of Cones
  • Fast but not Furious
  • Game of Throw-ins
  • Oedipus and the Motherlovers
  • Goal Diggers
  • Case of the Runs
  • Back That Pass Up
  • Off in Church (because nobody beats off in church)
  • Staff Infection
  • Free-Range Chickens
  • Granny Smith Apple Got Ran Over by a Reindeer
  • Single Belles
  • Dill With It
  • Koalified Bears
  • Goat in a Boat
  • Richard Parker Swims Again
  • Jesus Lizard
  • Boys That Cried Wolf
  • No More Debt
  • Identity Theft Is Not Joke
  • Hungry Hippos

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Clever Team Names

  • Smells like Team Spirit
  • 5 for Fighting
  • Your Pace or Mine?
  • Win Diesel
  • Won Direction
  • Nacho Average Squad
  • Juan on Juan
  • Team Redundant Team
  • We Won Ton Soup
  • Guns N' Poses
  • Lord of the Rims
  • What's in a name?
  • Chicken Noodle Hoop
  • Furious George
  • Ben Gay for Years
  • Twisted Blisters
  • The Dino-Sores
  • Sore for Days
  • The Bleacher Boys
  • Here for the Exercise
  • Running on Empty
  • Proletariates and Bourgeoisie
  • Nicki Minaj's Anacondas
  • Also-Rans
  • This Space Left Intentionally Blank

Cool Names for Your Team

  • The Beastie Balls
  • Slam Dunkers
  • Team No Spoilers
  • Triple By Pass
  • Minumum Wagers
  • The Black Widows
  • Here Comes the Run
  • Mudder Runners
  • Hell on Heels
  • The Dementors
  • Slumdog Slingers
  • Alley Cats
  • Miracle Mile
  • Spoiler Season
  • Mighty Ducks
  • Freakin' Awesomes
  • Bag of Chips
  • Team Zone
  • Free Foulin'
  • Do or Die on the Bench
  • Homerun Hitters
  • Sink or Swim

Powerful Names

  • Hurricane Hazard
  • Black Mambas
  • Jay Hawks
  • Pride of Lions
  • Pollution Pirates
  • Black Buffalos
  • Men of Steel
  • Phantom Strikers
  • The Gator Boyz
  • Keys to Ignition
  • Black Anacondas
  • Eye of the Storm
  • Black Antelopes
  • Bald Eagles
  • The Dark Side
  • Let Freedom Ring
  • The Real Slim Shadies
  • Thunder Gods
  • Red Demons
  • Crashing Crusaders
  • Wolf Pack
  • The Stoney Gang
  • The Slaying Ninjas
  • The Warriors
  • Fiery Dragons
  • The Amazonians
  • Head Hunters
  • The Hunters and Gatherers
  • The Pistols
  • The Shackled Sharks

Team Names for Every Sport

Basketball

  • Swish Kebabs
  • The Hot Shots
  • Big Net Worth
  • BasketBrawlers
  • 99 Problems But a Swish Ain't One
  • Drilling Me Softly
  • Alley-Oops
  • Pippen Ain't Easy
  • Sky's The Limit
  • The Traveling Men
  • Shooting Stars

Football

  • Back That Pass Up
  • Loose Ends
  • No Punt Intended
  • Abusement Park
  • Easier Said Than Run
  • Baby Got Dak
  • Dak to the Future
  • I'll Take That Quarterback
  • Crass Interference
  • First and Download

Soccer

  • Nuer Gonna Give You Up
  • You Petr Cech Yourself
  • One Flew Over Lukaku's Nest
  • When Harry Met Alli
  • Dukes of Hazard
  • Kroos Control
  • Pique Blinders

Baseball

  • Pitch Please
  • One Hit Wonders
  • Master Batters
  • Special K's
  • Bat Attitudes
  • The Hitmen
  • The Sluggers
  • Fielder of Dreams
  • Basic Pitches
  • Can't Cutch This

Volleyball

  • Mission Unblockable
  • Planet Volleywood
  • All About That Ace
  • All Sets Are Off
  • Spiked Punch
  • Net Results
  • I'd Hit That
  • We Will Block You
  • To Kill a Rocking Serve
  • How I Set Your Mother
  • New Kids on the Block
  • The Inter-Nets
  • Block Busters
  • Some Spike It Hot
  • Pop-Up Blockers

Team Names for Girls

  • Chicks with Kicks
  • Final Fourgasm
  • Lush Puppies
  • She-Unit
  • End Zone Divas
  • Multiple Scoregasms
  • Cunning Stunts
  • Vicious and Delicious
  • Gutter Girls
  • Queen of Goals
  • Elite Mankillers
  • Madame Secretaries
  • Killer Cats
  • Skillz That Kill
  • Girl Scout Dropouts
  • Female Fetale
  • Pretty in Pink

Names Based on Food Puns

  • Everyday We're Brusselin'
  • Egg-cellent Team
  • Ketchup If You Can
  • Avo-Cardio
  • Darth Taters
  • Keep Calm and Curry On
  • Drop the Beet
  • Shawty, It's Sherbert Day
  • Wanna Pizza Us?
  • Green Eggs and Ham
  • Chips and Guac
  • Soy Milk
  • Everybody Loves Raisins
  • How I Met Your Melons
  • Butter Back Off
  • Nacho Average Squad
  • Big Dills

How to Come Up With Original Names

  1. Choose an animal or strong mascot: Pick a strong wild animal or a valiant profession, such as a warrior, knight, ninja, etc.
  2. Pick an adjective: The most common adjectives are colors, but you can also use bellicose adverbs or adjectives, such as fighting, rioting, rumbling, etc.
  3. Go with a pun: If there is an inside joke you want to use, go for it. Or come up with a pun by choosing a normal name and then changing one of the words into a funny word. For example, you can choose something regular like The Soaring Eagles, and change Soaring to "soreing" because you'll be sore from practice.

Popular Mascots to Use for Creating Your Own Name

These are common mascots used by schools across the United States. Pair these with the descriptive words in the section below or come up with your own descriptions.

  • Eagles
  • Tigers
  • Panthers
  • Bulldogs
  • Wildcats
  • Warriors
  • Lions
  • Cougars
  • Knights
  • Mustangs
  • Trojans
  • Amazonians
  • Chargers
  • Coyotes
  • Falcons

Descriptive Words for Two-Word Names

Colors
Adverbs
Adjectives
Black
Fighting
Brave
Red
Charging
Mighty
Purple
Roaring
Fiery

Unique Names

  • The Secret Ingredient
  • Run Like the Winded
  • Your Humble League Champ
  • South Korea Got Seoul
  • The Pokeymoms
  • Worcestershire Sauce
  • Quartzy Muzjiks
  • The Drifters
  • Staying Afloat
  • Staying Alive
  • Chunky Monkees
  • Burn Notice
  • It’s Not Just A Team, It’s A Lifestyle

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