100 Funny Fantasy Football Names
Tatiana has been an online writer for over five years. Her articles focus on everything from pet care to relationship advice.
With fantasy football season approaching, it’s time to start recruiting players to fill the slots in the league! If you’re a first-timer, fantasy football is a game where each player drafts their own team, similarly to how drafts occur in real life, just on a smaller scale.
You have position slots to fill, and you can pick any player in the NFL with respective positions to fill those slots, thus putting together your fantasy team. Okay, so you’re not going to wind up with every single player you would ideally want, but it’s a lot of fun!
Funny Fantasy Football Names
Having a good league name can mean the difference in convincing that one person to play who just isn’t quite sure if they want to. When it comes to naming the league, nothing is better than funny fantasy football names!
Sometimes it can be hard to come up with the perfect league name, so here are some pointers in selecting the perfect name for your league!
- Puns: Whether you play on a player’s name or a football term, puns can make for some really funny fantasy football names!
- Commissioner: You are the commissioner and everyone probably knows it, but show ownership of the league by incorporating your name into the league name, and make "pun" of it!
- Be risky: Some of the funniest fantasy football names are the ones that people are taken aback by, the complete unexpected and potentially crude. It’s a man’s game (for the most part), so don’t be scared to let out those repressed, chauvinistic impulses.
- Inside jokes: It’s likely that you are playing with a bunch of people you know well, so if there’s any inside jokes within the group, use it to the league name’s advantage!
Now that your head is exploding with great ideas for fantasy football names, here’s a list of examples that came to mind.
Jurassic Jocks | The Other Guys |
Beers and Beards | Locker Room Rookies |
Cubicle Quarterbacks | The Jelly Beans |
Cowboys Suck | The Benchwarmers |
Too Legit To Quit | Team Waterboy |
Men of Shoe Size 13 | Baconators |
Blue Balls from Football | Grass Eaters |
Lazy Tailgaters | Team Gryffindor |
Weed Whackers | The High Throne League |
Blitzkrieg Bop | The RedBullies |
The Little League | Master Chiefs |
Final Fantasy Football | Chicago Teddy Bears |
The Florida Grayhairs | First Round Nose Pickers |
The Lollipop Guild | Colorado Reefers |
The Great Beard Guild | No Brain Without a Beard |
Deflated Balls | Pork Nachos |
Kris' Tight End | Blowing Chunks |
League of Kings | The Oilers |
Twiddling 'staches | We Yell at TVs |
Smells Like Team Spirit | Fuzzy Bunnies |
Soggy Bottom Boys | I Choo-Choo-Choose You |
Joe's Jackalopes | Lozers and Boozers |
The He Man Woman Haters Club | League of Losers |
Drunken Dwarves | Spontaneous Sacking |
Offensive Flatulence | Apple Turnovers |
Picking Winners | Turf Munchers |
Off the Gridiron | I'm BATMAN! |
We've got big BALLS! | 3XL League |
The Republic | Mike's Ditkas |
Wrench Dodgers | Crocodile Dungy |
Blue Steelers | Beards Offsides |
Peter Piper Picked a Team of Packers | Dink and Dunk, Drink and Drunk |
The Man Babies | Jacques Strap |
Jolly Green Giants | The Space Rangers |
Tactical Tacklers | Hail Mother Mary |
Nothing Butt Fumbles | My Humps |
The Milk N Cookies League | Leading with the Head |
Kidneystone Kickers | The Farting Falcons |
The Lard Lads | PeekaBruisers |
Liquor is Quicker | Flergerburger Hobbits |
Wreck-it Ralphers | The Slobberknocker League |
Wet Willies Fantasy League | Tight End Spread |
Crayon Box Brutes | Team Swagger |
Sandbox Sackers | Takin' the Touchback |
The Juicebox League | Blitz Me a Beer |
The Snickerdoodles | Freaks of the League |
Ready to Fumble | The Kickasseroles |
The 'I Prefer Baseball'ers | The Ball Tossers |
Street Fighters | Huddles and Cuddles |
Can't Touch This! | Team of Extraordinary Gentlemen |
Looking for something a bit more feminine? Check out 50 Girl Fantasy Football Team Names!
Hut, hut, HIKE!
Have fun giving your league a good name, and if you are having a hard time coming up with a good name on your own, invite the guys over for some beers and BBQ and see what you can all come up with together.
Not only is it a reason to party and have a bro get-together, but it can really spark some great ideas, especially when beer is involved. Sometimes it pays to just ask the other players!
