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201 Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names

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Hader's Gonna Hate

Josh Hader, RP, Milwaukee Brewers

Josh Hader, RP, Milwaukee Brewers

The first requirement for a successful 2020 Fantasy Baseball season is a cool, funny, witty team name, but sometimes it's hard to think of one that fits your personality. Well, if you are stuck, then look no further because this list has been put together to help you find one that works for you. There are over 200 different team names to choose from, mostly based around the names of current or recent MLB players. Have fun checking it out and hopefully you can find one that works for your fantasy team.

The Bichette is Back

Bo Bichette, 2B/SS, Toronto Blue Jays

Bo Bichette, 2B/SS, Toronto Blue Jays

Fun Fantasy Team Name Ideas

  • Hader's Gonna Hate
  • Mad About Yu
  • Finding Nimmo
  • The Luzardo King
  • Madrigal Electromotive
  • No Eflin Way
  • Lourdes of the Rings
  • The Story in Your Eyes
  • Semien Stains
  • The River Yordan
  • The Bichette is Back
  • Ketel Corn
  • Bagles and Lux
  • Voit for Pedro
  • Soler Power
  • Capt' Crunch Berrios
  • Odor Eaters
  • Don't Give a Whit
  • Marilyn Melancon
  • Absence of Mallex
  • Lux and Load
  • Don't Bogaerts That Joint
  • Colonel Xanders
  • Panik Disorder
  • Straight Outta Cumpton
  • Medica Marijauna
  • Horst Hockey
  • Cooking With Gast
  • Panik Attack
  • Escape From Alcantara
  • Soler Storm
  • Lutz Go Crazy
  • In Cole Blood
  • Maxwell's Yellow Hammer
  • Joc Itch
  • Never Mind the Pollocks
  • Maness Boy
  • The Bour Supremecy
  • The Gast House Gang
  • Down Goes Frazier
  • Funky Cole Medina
  • I'm on Fiers
  • Holmberger Helper
  • Benoit Balls
  • Wada You Want?
  • Hung Like a Horst
  • Where's Oswaldo
  • Hahn Job
  • Nuno Surrender

In Cole Blood

Gerrit Cole, SP, New York Yankees

Gerrit Cole, SP, New York Yankees

Oldies But Goodies

  • The Bosch Pit
  • Yasiel of the Century
  • The Book of Biogenesis
  • Hide & Cacique
  • The Cody Asche Maru
  • Stolmy Weather
  • Puigs in a Blanket
  • Inglorious Bastardos
  • Ogando in 60 Seconds
  • Nuthin' But a "Gee" Thang
  • Gio Your Own Way
  • Keepin' It Villarreal
  • Night Cream Rangers
  • Yoenis Envy (thanks to Cory)
  • Eaton Disorder
  • Paredes by the Dashboard Light
  • Movin' Through Kazmir
  • Thayer Will Be Blood
  • Lutz Get It On
  • Tumbling Daisuke
  • The Spirit is Wilin
  • Every Rosario Has Its Thorn
  • Kratz Test Dummies
  • No Country for Olt Men
  • Lutz Play Ball
  • Vanilla Bryce
  • Plouffe Daddy
  • Troakie Monster
  • Fister Full of Dollars
  • Four Inges Is Fine
  • Kluber Lang
  • I'm Aoki, You're Aoki
  • Strop, Drop, and Roll
  • Rendezvous with Ramos
  • The Milone Ranger
  • The Fife Element
  • King Conger
  • The Thole Grail
  • The Phegley Truth
  • North Correia Nukes
  • Wild Olts
  • Race for LeCure
  • License to Cahill
  • Beavan and Butthead
  • Melky Discharge
  • The Roark of the Covenant
  • Every Which Way But Lohse
  • Gummie Giants
  • The Motte in God's Eye
  • Machado About Nothing (thanks Matt)
  • Gearrin Up
  • For a Few Fowlers More
  • Aim for the Headley
  • Get the Ponson Out of Your System
  • Jews for Jesus Montero
  • Old Dirty Bastardo
  • We've Thrown A-Rod
  • Eaton Twat
  • K Marte
  • Huge Jaso
  • Axford and Simpson
  • Pagan Gods
  • Coughlan Nails
  • Kickin’ It Olt Skool
  • Rock the Vogt
  • Fruit Loups
  • The Full Almonte
  • The Vogelsong Remains the Same
  • Brauny, You're Doing a Great Job
  • Abad Ass
  • Lions for Lambos
  • Dempster Divers
  • Edinson Electric Company
  • Uncle Buchholz
  • Jack and Phil Coke
  • Romine Noodles
  • Profar and Away
  • Raburn Notice
  • Galvis Has Left the Building
  • As Good As It Getz
  • Bay of Puigs
  • Way over Yonder
  • Save a Horse, Ride a Cowgill
  • Votto Focus
  • Kozma's Factory
  • Whirling Darvish
  • Cloyd the Barber
  • Melky Surprise
  • Braun Sugar
  • Cudd'yer Mak'er
  • Sum of All Fiers
  • Kershawshank Redemption
  • Smoak Signals
  • Chooch & Chong
  • Snifter of Brignac
  • Shot of Borbon
  • The Dotel California
  • Carry On My Heyward Son
  • Tape a Jeter to Her Back
  • Ruf Riders

Poll Question

The Luzardo King

Jesus Luzardo, P. Oakland A's

Jesus Luzardo, P. Oakland A's

Great Fantasy Team Names Continued

You Don't Mess With The Johan

Nobody’s Falu

Ruggiano Burns

Sizemore Doesn't Matter

Kratz and Burn

The Hounds of Hellickson

Dirks Diggler

For What It's Werth

Debbie Does Dolis

Uncle Fister

Upton Saturday Night

The Rauch Clips

Tango & Cashner

Fowlers for Algernon

Firing Blancos

Dexter Farrah Fowler

The Melky Way Galaxy

Kratz and Burn

Detwiler Puppies

Ruf and Ready

Gaby, Gaby Don't Get Hooked on Me

No Rymer Reason

One and Dunn

The No Valdespin Zone

Know When to Fuld 'Em

Dirty Deeds Dunn Dirt Cheap

Braun-Y-Ar Stomp

Detroit Rauch City

Exile on Huston Street

The Big Yuniesky

Visions of Johan

Lowe Level Bombers

John Buck and the Preacher

The Ghost of Ross Gload

Madrigal Electromotive

Nick Madrigal. 2B, Chicago White Sox

Nick Madrigal. 2B, Chicago White Sox

  • Earth, Wind, and Fiers
  • The Bad News Bards
  • Braun Stains
  • Thayer to be Named Later
  • Jeter North
  • Crockett & Stubbs
  • Have a Seager
  • Chock Full o'Putz
  • . . . And David Justice for All
  • Absolute Bauer
  • The Lairds of Salem
  • Feel Like a Humber
  • Jelly Doumits
  • Seven Headley Sins
  • Morse Code
  • Adam Raised a Cain
  • Smoak and Mirrors
  • We Will Rauch You
  • Fowlers on the Wall
  • The Duda Abides
  • Halladay Withdrawl
  • The Blair Litsch Project
  • The Humberjacks
  • Steel Cut Olts
  • Clean Cole Solution
  • Governor d’Arnaud
  • Never Everth
  • Humber Liquidators
  • Leyland of Hopes and Dreams
  • The Fiers Still Burn
  • Voodoo Doumits
  • Wright Here, Wright Now
  • Why So Blum?
  • Coughlin Corner
  • You Don't Bring Me Fowlers (Anymore)
  • Wright to Bear Arms
  • Manny Rivers to Cross
  • Balfour the Last Teardrop Falls
  • Manny Happy Returns
  • LaPortahouse Steak
  • Rauch and Roll Never Forgets
  • Smoaking Aces
  • Hurly Buehrle Man
  • You Votto Know
  • Stanton Island
  • Boesch Beer
  • Lavarnway & Shirley
  • Huston Street We Have a Problem
  • Masterson & Johnson
  • Mujical Mystery Tour
  • Garland of Thorns
  • The Halladay Season
  • The Wrath of Braun
  • Anibal Lecter
  • Putz in Boots
  • Logan's Heroes
  • Halladay Comedown
  • The Chone Heads
  • Coughlan Up Blood
  • For Those About to Rauch, We Solute You
  • Go Big or Go Gomes
  • Porcello with Mushrooms
  • Me and Casey McGehee
  • The Good, the Bad, and the Utley
  • The Silence of Mike Lamb
  • Blame It On Rios
  • Something Seems Aramis

Semien Stains

Marcus Semien, SS, Oakland Athletics

Marcus Semien, SS, Oakland Athletics

Extra Innings

  • Thole Rollers
  • Bauer Rangers
  • At My Signal, Unleash Hellickson
  • Cowgills Are My Weakness
  • What Can Braun Do For You?
  • Grandal Illusion
  • High Ankiel Sprain
  • The Bryce is Right
  • Trout Ticklers
  • Howell Many More Times
  • Nine Inge Nails
  • Quantum of Solano
  • Get Your Mota Running
  • Pictures of Lilly
  • Fiers All of Your Guns at Once
  • Maybin I’m Amazed
  • Mayberry Fields Forever
  • Larry, Moe, and Buehrle
  • Mad About Abreu
  • Laird of the Rings
  • Friendly Fiers
  • Arroyo Rodgers
  • Lawn Mauers
  • Latos Intolerance
  • Mayberry Jam
  • North Dolis Forty
  • Third Chone from the Sun
  • Francoeurs & Beans
  • Lake Placido
  • Garland of Eden
  • Gwynn the Eskimo
  • Male Pattern Ubaldness
  • I Walk the Linebrink
  • Just DeWitt!
  • Papi was a Rolen Stone
  • Pastornicky on Rye
  • Snow Falling on Jeters
  • Lorenzo's Oil
  • Werth Every Penny
  • I Ain't Gonna Work on Magglio's Farm No More
  • Calvin & Dobbs
  • Jair Jair Binks
  • Dusty's Dog House
  • Vicente Black Lightning
  • The Shoppach Around the Corner
  • Sometimes Less is Mauer
  • Turn Your Head and Coughlan
  • Lowe Riders
  • The Cockrauches
  • Lee Harvey Oswalt
  • The Good, the Bad, and the Uggla
  • Up in Smoak
  • Cowgills and Aliens
  • A Dayan the Life
  • Affeldt the Rains Down in Africa
  • The Roaming Gomes
  • When the Swallows Come Back to Capuano
  • A Fish Called Wandy
  • Loney Tunes
  • Tenth Avenue Freese-Out
  • Danks for Nuthin’
  • Lahair Club for Men
  • Bourn to Run
  • Hang Lohse
  • Rolen with Maholmies
  • The Loney Bin
  • Walden's Mountain
  • Hosmer Simpson
  • Victorino is Mine
  • Uncle John Buck
  • Bob's Your Ankiel
  • Harper Valley PTA
  • Light My Fiers
  • Lawrence of Sanabia
  • Don't Rauch the Jukebox
  • Hellickson or High Water
  • Lind Goes to Mars
  • Dotel Me It's Over
  • Laird Ass
  • Randy Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
  • All Hell's Breakin' Lohse
  • Samardzija Schott
  • Harper's Bazaar
  • The Lonesome Death of Jamie Carroll
  • I Got 99 Problems but Brad Lidge Ain't One
  • Fielder of Dreams
  • Choo Talkin' To Me?
  • MC Willinghammer
  • Definitely Maybin
  • The Olive Garland
  • Whatever, Duda
  • The Endy Griffith Show
  • Choo Can't Touch This
  • My Big 10 Inge
  • The Dave Mattheus Band
  • The Pet Shoppach Boys
  • Got To Be Villarreal
  • Smoak on the Water
  • Lidge Over Troubled Water
  • Justin Maxwell's Silver Hammer
  • Turn Me Lohse
  • The Belisled
  • Octopus`s Garland
  • Bourn Under a Bad Sign
  • BJ and LaHair
  • I Was Born a Collmenter's Daughter
  • Papi Oom Mow Mow
  • Rauching Into the Night
  • Zobrist the Greek
  • Coffey & Cigarettes
  • Fiers of Hell
  • Let it Lohse
  • J.P. of Arencibia
  • This Could Be Heaven or This Could Be Hellickson
  • Upton Girl
  • Resop Fables
  • Wily Mo Round in Circles
  • You Spin My Head Wainwright Round
  • Papi's Got a Brand New Bag
  • The Litsch is Back
  • Baked Zito
  • Your Kiss Is On My Litsch
  • Swisher Sweets
  • Peter, Paulino, and Mary
  • Step Away from the Lidge
  • Fielder in the Rye
  • We Didn't Start the Fiers
  • Willinghammer of the Gods
  • Who's Afraid of Randy Wolf?
  • Three Times a Nady
  • LaHair of the Dog
  • Man on a Lidge
  • Busta Rhymes
  • Up in a Plouffe of Smoak
  • I'm the Duda, Man!
  • The Powder Plouffes
  • Two Wrongs Don't Make a Wainwright
  • One Borbon, One Scotch, One Beer
  • What's Made the Milwaukee Brewers Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)
  • Stealers Wheeler
  • Gorkys Pig
  • Doumit Holes
  • Cuddyer Straits
  • Jair Heads
  • Gload the Wet Sproket
  • The Battle of Ever Mauer
  • Ankiel John's Band
  • Nyjer One of Us Wants to be the First to Say Goodbye
  • Wolfgang Amadeus Cozart
  • Little Cacique
  • There’s a Lahair in My Soup
  • The Devil Wears Prado
  • Duda ron-ron Duda ron-ron
  • John Mayberry RFD
  • Vincent Van Gload
  • A Starlin is Born
  • Alex of Sanabia
  • Brain over Braun
  • Starlin Vocal Band
  • Bats in the Pelfrey
  • Shady Sizemore
  • Trumbo the Clown
  • Buehrle Joe Derita
  • Sherlock Gomes
  • Everything is Beachy
  • I Love the Smell of Papelbon in the Morning
  • Duda, Where’s My Car?
  • Hal, Open the Overbay Doors
  • Werthwhile
  • McClellan and Wife
  • If Maholmies Call
  • Sly and the Family Chone
  • Blum Chum
  • Citizen Cain
  • LaRoche Trap
  • Headley over Heals

Other Fantasy Team Name Lists

Comments

TK on June 27, 2018:

I went with DeJong & DeRestless this year

Rockie Mountain Blue Labels on March 27, 2018:

my team name

Sean on March 31, 2015:

Mesoraco's Modern Life

theframjak (author) from East Coast on March 15, 2015:

Dave, thanks for reading and thanks for the cool team name.

Dave Not Here on March 10, 2015:

Zach and Miri make a Morneau. Saw that one today and thought it hilarious.

Stat Guy on March 10, 2015:

Dr. Richard Kimbrel. ("The Fugitive reference")

theframjak (author) from East Coast on July 04, 2014:

Ed, nice one. Thanks for reading and sharing.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on April 19, 2014:

Great name! I wish I had thought of it.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on April 19, 2014:

Hey grandpa, thanks for reading. It's a play on "Sale of the Century"

grandpa on April 17, 2014:

Yasiel of the century? what does that refer to?

Mike A on April 07, 2014:

Guns N' Rosario

Hyundae on March 29, 2014:

Lawn Mauer Men (trimming the competition)

Hyundae on March 29, 2014:

Grand Theft Votto

Vottomatic Win (especially endearing in h2h leagues)

Hyundae on March 29, 2014:

Boom Shaka Wacha?

theframjak (author) from East Coast on March 24, 2014:

Brian, thanks for stopping by and thanks for the team name suggestion.

Ed on March 16, 2014:

The Conger Games

theframjak (author) from East Coast on March 15, 2014:

Philip, thanks for stopping by.

Philip on March 14, 2014:

That'll do Puig

theframjak (author) from East Coast on March 09, 2014:

Philip, thanks for reading and thanks for the suggestions!

Philip on March 08, 2014:

Puigs in a blanket

Cruz Control

Brian on March 05, 2014:

Bite My Shiny Metal Astros

theframjak (author) from East Coast on June 12, 2013:

THEBHILL, that is a good one. Thanks for reading.

THEBHILL on June 11, 2013:

Definitely left out Kershawshank redemption

theframjak (author) from East Coast on June 07, 2013:

Zack, thanks for reading and keep the name ideas coming.

Zack on June 04, 2013:

Started From Tabata, Now ReverE.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on May 02, 2013:

The Mess, thanks for reading. Those are two great suggestions. I'll add them to the list.

The Mess on May 01, 2013:

How about:

Fight for your Wright to Marte or A vodka Cingrani shaken not stirred

theframjak (author) from East Coast on April 17, 2013:

Alex C, thanks for reading and for the suggestion.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on April 17, 2013:

Alex, thanks for stopping by. Harvey is having a great start to 2013.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on April 17, 2013:

Thanks for reading Kyle. I'll add it to the list.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on April 17, 2013:

Nice one alex. Thanks for reading.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on April 17, 2013:

Thanks for reading Brad. I'll add it to the list.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on April 17, 2013:

Nice one atl. Hopefully Beachy comes back healthy in June.

Kyle on April 15, 2013:

Knuck if you Buck

Alex C on April 14, 2013:

Can't Harvey Wait

Alex C on April 14, 2013:

Braun Baggin' It

alex on April 14, 2013:

Eaton Rizzo'tto

Brad on April 06, 2013:

Putz Hafner Buchholz

atl on April 01, 2013:

feelin beachy

theframjak (author) from East Coast on April 01, 2013:

Great suggestions franknbeans. Thanks for reading.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on April 01, 2013:

Nice one Alex. Thanks for reading.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on April 01, 2013:

Hey Vance, thanks for the great name. Enjoy opening day!

theframjak (author) from East Coast on April 01, 2013:

Hey Me, thanks for reading and for the cool suggestion.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on March 30, 2013:

Nice one kk, thanks for reading!

theframjak (author) from East Coast on March 29, 2013:

Matt, I like this one. It needs to be on the list! Thanks for reading.

franknbeans on March 28, 2013:

Juisin for Moredeau?

Alex on March 28, 2013:

Brace Yourselves, Wieters Is Coming

Matt on March 28, 2013:

Machado About Nothing

vance on March 25, 2013:

The Razor Scutaros (As in Marco Scutaro)

Me on March 22, 2013:

If Choo Dunn Rolen, lets Smoak!

kk on March 22, 2013:

they see me Rolen

theframjak (author) from East Coast on March 20, 2013:

pat, thanks for reading and for the suggestions. I'll have to add them to the list.

pat on March 19, 2013:

the good, the bad, and the utley

heath bell's palsy

theframjak (author) from East Coast on March 13, 2013:

Bryan, nice one, I hadn't thought of it. I'll add it to the list.

Bryan on March 10, 2013:

Putz It On the Ritz?

theframjak (author) from East Coast on March 09, 2013:

Cory, oh man, that's a good one. I wish I had thought of it.

Cory on March 09, 2013:

Best one I've seen this year is in my dynasty league:

"Yoenis Envy"

theframjak (author) from East Coast on March 04, 2013:

A Peter Gammons reference is always good when it comes to fantasy baseball.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on March 04, 2013:

Nice one. Just saw Wedding Crashers last night and it made sense.

dude on February 27, 2013:

Mota Boating SOBs

Bryan on February 20, 2013:

Gammons Peter is another fav.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on February 17, 2013:

Thanks for reading Bryan. I'll have to add this one to the list.

Bryan on February 12, 2013:

Jeter North?

theframjak (author) from East Coast on November 13, 2012:

Joe, thanks for the compliment. Glad you like it!

Joe on November 13, 2012:

This is a great list. Found hundreds of names including my current favorites, Bumpin' Utley's and Thome the Money, at www.BestFantasyTeamNames.com

theframjak (author) from East Coast on April 16, 2012:

Thanks for reading taw2012. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

taw2012 from India on April 15, 2012:

Nice list !!!

theframjak (author) from East Coast on April 07, 2012:

Thanks for the comment somethgblue. I am always looking to improve and will try to work your suggestion into the article.

somethgblue from Shelbyville, Tennessee on April 07, 2012:

Interesting list however and this is just a suggestion not a critique, wouldn't it be cool if you could give a brief description on where you think the names originated from?

Maybe a breakdown on each player they refer too?

It would give some meat to the article so to speak!