Animal SportsFantasy SportsIndividual SportsTeam SportsThe Olympics

201 Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Updated on March 02, 2015

The first requirement for a successful 2015 fantasy baseball season is a cool, funny, witty team name, but sometimes it's hard to think of one that fits your personality. Well, if you are stuck then look no further because this list has been put together to help you find one that works for you. There are over 200 different team names to choose from, mostly based around the names of current MLB players, and the list has been updated just in time for the 2015 season. Have fun checking it out and hopefully you can find one that works for your fantasy team. Good luck with your fantasy baseball season and be sure to check out my lists of other fantasy sports team names.

Straight Outta Cumpton

Brandon Cumpton, P, Pittsburgh Pirates
Brandon Cumpton, P, Pittsburgh Pirates | Source

Escape From Alcantara

Arismendy Alcantara, 2B/OF, Chicago Cubs
Arismendy Alcantara, 2B/OF, Chicago Cubs | Source

Poll Question

What is your favorite 2015 fantasy baseball team name on this list?

See results

In Cole Blood

Gerrit Cole, SP, Pittsburgh Pirates
Gerrit Cole, SP, Pittsburgh Pirates | Source

Panik Attack

Joe Panik, 2B, San Francisco Giants
Joe Panik, 2B, San Francisco Giants | Source

Nuthin' But A "Gee" Thang

Dillon Gee, SP, New York Mets
Dillon Gee, SP, New York Mets | Source

Gio Your Own Way

Gio Gonzalez, SP, Washington Nationals
Gio Gonzalez, SP, Washington Nationals | Source

New Team Names for 2015

Marilyn Melancon

Don't Bogaerts That Joint

Colonel Xanders

Panik Disorder

Straight Outta Cumpton

Medica Marijauna

Horst Hockey

Cooking With Gast

Panik Attack

Escape From Alcantara

Soler Storm

Lutz Go Crazy

In Cole Blood

Maxwell's Yellow Hammer

Joc Itch

Never Mind the Pollocks

Maness Boy

The Bour Supremecy

The Gast House Gang

Down Goes Frazier

Funky Cole Medina

I'm on Fiers

Holmberger Helper

Benoit Balls

Wada You Want?

Hung Like a Horst

Where's Oswaldo

Hahn Job

Nuno Surrender

Oldies But Goodies

1) The Bosch Pit

2) Yasiel of the Century

3) The Book of Biogenesis

4) Hide & Cacique

5) The Cody Asche Maru

6) Stolmy Weather

7) Puigs in a Blanket

8) Inglorious Bastardos

9) Ogando in 60 Seconds

10) Nuthin' But A "Gee" Thang

11) Gio Your Own Way

12) Keepin' It Villarreal

13) Night Cream Rangers

14) Yoenis Envy (thanks to Cory)

15) Eaton Disorder

16) Paredes by the Dashboard Light

17) Movin' Through Kazmir

18) Thayer Will Be Blood

19) Lutz Get It On

20) Tumbling Daisuke

21) The Spirit is Wilin

22) Every Rosario Has Its Thorn

23) Kratz Test Dummies

24) No Country for Olt Men

25) Lutz Play Ball

26) Vanilla Bryce

27) Plouffe Daddy

28) Troakie Monster

29) Fister Full of Dollars

30) Four Inges is Fine

31) Kluber Lang

32) I'm Aoki, You're Aoki

33) Strop, Drop, and Roll

34) Rendezvous with Ramos

35) The Milone Ranger

36) The Fife Element

37) King Conger

38) The Thole Grail

39) The Phegley Truth

40) North Correia Nukes

41) Wild Olts

42) Race for LeCure

43) License to Cahill

44) Beavan and Butthead

45) Melky Discharge

46) The Roark of the Covenant

47) Every Which Way But Lohse

48) Gummie Giants

49) The Motte in God's Eye

50) Machado About Nothing (thanks Matt)

51) Gearrin Up

52) For a Few Fowlers More

53) Aim For The Headley

54) Get the Ponson Out of Your System

55) Jews for Jesus Montero

56) Old Dirty Bastardo

57) We've Thrown A-Rod

58) Eaton Twat

59) K Marte

60) Huge Jaso

61) Axford and Simpson

62) Pagan Gods

63) Coughlan Nails

64) Kickin’ It Olt Skool

65) Rock the Vogt

66) Fruit Loups

67) The Full Almonte

68) The Vogelsong Remains the Same

69) Brauny, You're Doing a Great Job

70) Abad Ass

71) Lions for Lambos

72) Dempster Divers

73) Edinson Electric Company

74) Uncle Buchholz

75) Jack and Phil Coke

76) Romine Noodles

77) Profar and Away

78) Raburn Notice

79) Galvis Has Left the Building

80) As Good As It Getz

81) Bay of Puigs

82) Way over Yonder

83) Save a Horse, Ride a Cowgill

84) Votto Focus

85) Kozma's Factory

86) Whirling Darvish

87) Cloyd the Barber

88) Melky Surprise

89) Braun Sugar

90) Cudd'yer Mak'er

91) Sum of All Fiers

92) Kershawshank Redemption

93) Smoak Signals

94) Chooch & Chong

95) Snifter of Brignac

96) Shot of Borbon

97) The Dotel California

98) Carry On My Heyward Son

99) Tape a Jeter to Her Back

100) Ruf Riders

Race for Lecure

Same LeCure, RP, Cincinnati Reds
Same LeCure, RP, Cincinnati Reds | Source

Thayer Will Be Blood

Dale Thayer, RP, San Diego Padres
Dale Thayer, RP, San Diego Padres | Source

Keepin' It Villarreal

Brayan Villareal, RP, Detroit Tigers
Brayan Villareal, RP, Detroit Tigers | Source

The Phegley Truth

Josh Phegley, C, Chicago White Sox
Josh Phegley, C, Chicago White Sox | Source

Eaton Disorder

Adam Eaton, OF, Arizona Diamondbacks
Adam Eaton, OF, Arizona Diamondbacks | Source

Tumbling Daisuke

Daisuke Matsuzaka, SP, New York Mets
Daisuke Matsuzaka, SP, New York Mets | Source

Stolmy Weather

Stolmy Pimentel, RP, Pittsburgh Pirates
Stolmy Pimentel, RP, Pittsburgh Pirates | Source

101) You Don't Mess With The Johan

102) Nobody’s Falu

103) Ruggiano Burns

104) Sizemore Doesn't Matter

105) Kratz and Burn

106) The Hounds of Hellickson

107) Dirks Diggler

108) For What It's Werth

109) Debbie Does Dolis

110) Uncle Fister

111) Upton Saturday Night

112) The Rauch Clips

113) Tango & Cashner

114) Fowlers for Algernon

115) Firing Blancos

116) Dexter Farrah Fowler

117) The Melky Way Galaxy

118) Kratz and Burn

119) Detwiler Puppies

120) Ruf and Ready

121) Gaby, Gaby Don't Get Hooked on Me

122) No Rymer Reason

123) One and Dunn

124) The No Valdespin Zone

125) Know When to Fuld 'Em

126) Dirty Deeds Dunn Dirt Cheap

127) Braun-Y-Ar Stomp

128) Detroit Rauch City

129) Exile on Huston Street

130) The Big Yuniesky

131) Visions of Johan

132) Lowe Level Bombers

133) John Buck and the Preacher

134) The Ghost of Ross Gload

135) Earth, Wind, and Fiers

136) The Bad News Bards

137) Braun Stains

138) Thayer to be Named Later

139) Jeter North

140) Crockett & Stubbs

141) Have a Seager

142) Chock Full o'Putz

143) . . . And David Justice for All

144) Absolute Bauer

145) The Lairds of Salem

146) Feel Like a Humber

147) Jelly Doumits

148) Seven Headley Sins

149) Morse Code

150) Adam Raised a Cain

151) Smoak and Mirrors

152) We Will Rauch You

153) Fowlers on the Wall

154) The Duda Abides

155) Halladay Withdrawl

156) The Blair Litsch Project

157) The Humberjacks

158) Steel Cut Olts

159) Clean Cole Solution

160) Governor d’Arnaud

161) Never Everth

162) Humber Liquidators

163) Leyland of Hopes and Dreams

164) The Fiers Still Burn

165) Voodoo Doumits

166) Wright Here, Wright Now

167) Why So Blum?

168) Coughlin Corner

169) You Don't Bring Me Fowlers (Anymore)

170) Wright to Bear Arms

171) Manny Rivers to Cross

172) Balfour the Last Teardrop Falls

173) Manny Happy Returns

174) LaPortahouse Steak

175) Rauch and Roll Never Forgets

176) Smoaking Aces

177) Hurly Buehrle Man

178) You Votto Know

179) Stanton Island

180) Boesch Beer

181) Lavarnway & Shirley

182) Huston Street We Have a Problem

183) Masterson & Johnson

184) Mujical Mystery Tour

185) Garland of Thorns

186) The Halladay Season

187) The Wrath of Braun

188) Anibal Lecter

189) Putz in Boots

190) Logan's Heroes

191) Halladay Comedown

192) The Chone Heads

193) Coughlan Up Blood

194) For Those About to Rauch, We Solute You

195) Go Big or Go Gomes

196) Porcello with Mushrooms

197) Me and Casey McGehee

198) The Good, the Bad, and the Utley

199) The Silence of Mike Lamb

200) Blame It On Rios

201) Something Seems Aramis

Movin' Through Kazmir

Scott Kazmir, SP, Oakland A's
Scott Kazmir, SP, Oakland A's | Source

Extra Innings:

Thole Rollers

Bauer Rangers

At My Signal, Unleash Hellickson

Cowgills Are My Weakness

What Can Braun Do For You?

Grandal Illusion

High Ankiel Sprain

The Bryce is Right

Trout Ticklers

Howell Many More Times

Nine Inge Nails

Quantum of Solano

Get Your Mota Running

Pictures of Lilly

Fiers All of Your Guns at Once

Maybin I’m Amazed

Mayberry Fields Forever

Larry, Moe, and Buehrle

Mad About Abreu

Laird of the Rings

Friendly Fiers

Arroyo Rodgers

Lawn Mauers

Latos Intolerance

Mayberry Jam

North Dolis Forty

Third Chone from the Sun

Francoeurs & Beans

Lake Placido

Garland of Eden

Gwynn the Eskimo

Male Pattern Ubaldness

I Walk the Linebrink

Just DeWitt!

Papi was a Rolen Stone

Pastornicky on Rye

Snow Falling on Jeters

Lorenzo's Oil

Werth Every Penny

I Ain't Gonna Work on Magglio's Farm No More

Calvin & Dobbs

Jair Jair Binks

Dusty's Dog House

Vicente Black Lightning

The Shoppach Around the Corner

Sometimes Less is Mauer

Turn Your Head and Coughlan

Lowe Riders

The Cockrauches

Lee Harvey Oswalt

The Good, the Bad, and the Uggla

Up in Smoak

Cowgills and Aliens

A Dayan the Life

Affeldt the Rains Down in Africa

The Roaming Gomes

When the Swallows Come Back to Capuano

A Fish Called Wandy

Loney Tunes

Tenth Avenue Freese-Out

Danks for Nuthin’

Lahair Club for Men

Bourn to Run

Hang Lohse

Rolen with Maholmies

The Loney Bin

Walden's Mountain

Hosmer Simpson

Victorino is Mine

Uncle John Buck

Bob's Your Ankiel

Harper Valley PTA

Light My Fiers

Lawrence of Sanabia

Don't Rauch the Jukebox

Hellickson or High Water

Lind Goes to Mars

Dotel Me It's Over

Laird Ass

Randy Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

All Hell's Breakin' Lohse

Samardzija Schott

Harper's Bazaar

The Lonesome Death of Jamie Carroll

I Got 99 Problems but Brad Lidge Ain't One

Fielder of Dreams

Choo Talkin' To Me?

MC Willinghammer

Definitely Maybin

The Olive Garland

Whatever, Duda

The Endy Griffith Show

Choo Can't Touch This

My Big 10 Inge

The Dave Mattheus Band

The Pet Shoppach Boys

Got To Be Villarreal

Smoak on the Water

Lidge Over Troubled Water

Justin Maxwell's Silver Hammer

Turn Me Lohse

The Belisled

Octopus`s Garland

Bourn Under a Bad Sign

BJ and LaHair

I Was Born a Collmenter's Daughter

Papi Oom Mow Mow

Rauching Into the Night

Zobrist the Greek

Coffey & Cigarettes

Fiers of Hell

Let it Lohse

J.P. of Arencibia

This Could Be Heaven or This Could Be Hellickson

Upton Girl

Resop Fables

Wily Mo Round in Circles

You Spin My Head Wainwright Round

Papi's Got a Brand New Bag

The Litsch is Back

Baked Zito

Your Kiss Is On My Litsch

Swisher Sweets

Peter, Paulino, and Mary

Step Away from the Lidge

Fielder in the Rye

We Didn't Start the Fiers

Willinghammer of the Gods

Who's Afraid of Randy Wolf?

Three Times a Nady

LaHair of the Dog

Man on a Lidge

Busta Rhymes

Up in a Plouffe of Smoak

I'm the Duda, Man!

The Powder Plouffes

Two Wrongs Don't Make a Wainwright

One Borbon, One Scotch, One Beer

What's Made the Milwaukee Brewers Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)

Stealers Wheeler

Gorkys Pig

Doumit Holes

Cuddyer Straits

Jair Heads

Gload the Wet Sproket

The Battle of Ever Mauer

Ankiel John's Band

Nyjer One of Us Wants to be the First to Say Goodbye

Wolfgang Amadeus Cozart

Little Cacique

There’s a Lahair in My Soup

The Devil Wears Prado

Duda ron-ron Duda ron-ron

John Mayberry RFD

Vincent Van Gload

A Starlin is Born

Alex of Sanabia

Brain over Braun

Starlin Vocal Band

Bats in the Pelfrey

Shady Sizemore

Trumbo the Clown

Buehrle Joe Derita

Sherlock Gomes

Everything is Beachy

I Love the Smell of Papelbon in the Morning

Duda, Where’s My Car?

Hal, Open the Overbay Doors

Werthwhile

McClellan and Wife

If Maholmies Call

Sly and the Family Chone

Blum Chum

Citizen Cain

LaRoche Trap

Headley over Heals

Comments

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    • somethgblue profile image

      somethgblue 4 years ago from Shelbyville, Tennessee

      Interesting list however and this is just a suggestion not a critique, wouldn't it be cool if you could give a brief description on where you think the names originated from?

      Maybe a breakdown on each player they refer too?

      It would give some meat to the article so to speak!

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 4 years ago from East Coast

      Thanks for the comment somethgblue. I am always looking to improve and will try to work your suggestion into the article.

    • taw2012 profile image

      taw2012 4 years ago from India

      Nice list !!!

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 4 years ago from East Coast

      Thanks for reading taw2012. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

    • profile image

      Joe 4 years ago

      This is a great list. Found hundreds of names including my current favorites, Bumpin' Utley's and Thome the Money, at www.BestFantasyTeamNames.com

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 4 years ago from East Coast

      Joe, thanks for the compliment. Glad you like it!

    • profile image

      Bryan 4 years ago

      Jeter North?

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 4 years ago from East Coast

      Thanks for reading Bryan. I'll have to add this one to the list.

    • profile image

      Bryan 4 years ago

      Gammons Peter is another fav.

    • profile image

      dude 4 years ago

      Mota Boating SOBs

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 4 years ago from East Coast

      Nice one. Just saw Wedding Crashers last night and it made sense.

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 4 years ago from East Coast

      A Peter Gammons reference is always good when it comes to fantasy baseball.

    • profile image

      Cory 4 years ago

      Best one I've seen this year is in my dynasty league:

      "Yoenis Envy"

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 4 years ago from East Coast

      Cory, oh man, that's a good one. I wish I had thought of it.

    • profile image

      Bryan 4 years ago

      Putz It On the Ritz?

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 4 years ago from East Coast

      Bryan, nice one, I hadn't thought of it. I'll add it to the list.

    • profile image

      pat 4 years ago

      the good, the bad, and the utley

      heath bell's palsy

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 4 years ago from East Coast

      pat, thanks for reading and for the suggestions. I'll have to add them to the list.

    • profile image

      kk 4 years ago

      they see me Rolen

    • profile image

      Me 4 years ago

      If Choo Dunn Rolen, lets Smoak!

    • profile image

      vance 3 years ago

      The Razor Scutaros (As in Marco Scutaro)

    • profile image

      Matt 3 years ago

      Machado About Nothing

    • profile image

      Alex 3 years ago

      Brace Yourselves, Wieters Is Coming

    • profile image

      franknbeans 3 years ago

      Juisin for Moredeau?

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Matt, I like this one. It needs to be on the list! Thanks for reading.

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Nice one kk, thanks for reading!

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Hey Me, thanks for reading and for the cool suggestion.

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Hey Vance, thanks for the great name. Enjoy opening day!

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Nice one Alex. Thanks for reading.

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Great suggestions franknbeans. Thanks for reading.

    • profile image

      atl 3 years ago

      feelin beachy

    • profile image

      Brad 3 years ago

      Putz Hafner Buchholz

    • profile image

      alex 3 years ago

      Eaton Rizzo'tto

    • profile image

      Alex C 3 years ago

      Braun Baggin' It

    • profile image

      Alex C 3 years ago

      Can't Harvey Wait

    • profile image

      Kyle 3 years ago

      Knuck if you Buck

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Nice one atl. Hopefully Beachy comes back healthy in June.

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Thanks for reading Brad. I'll add it to the list.

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Nice one alex. Thanks for reading.

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Thanks for reading Kyle. I'll add it to the list.

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Alex, thanks for stopping by. Harvey is having a great start to 2013.

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Alex C, thanks for reading and for the suggestion.

    • profile image

      The Mess 3 years ago

      How about:

      Fight for your Wright to Marte or A vodka Cingrani shaken not stirred

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      The Mess, thanks for reading. Those are two great suggestions. I'll add them to the list.

    • profile image

      Zack 3 years ago

      Started From Tabata, Now ReverE.

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Zack, thanks for reading and keep the name ideas coming.

    • profile image

      THEBHILL 3 years ago

      Definitely left out Kershawshank redemption

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      THEBHILL, that is a good one. Thanks for reading.

    • profile image

      Brian 3 years ago

      Bite My Shiny Metal Astros

    • profile image

      Philip 3 years ago

      Puigs in a blanket

      Cruz Control

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Philip, thanks for reading and thanks for the suggestions!

    • profile image

      Philip 3 years ago

      That'll do Puig

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Philip, thanks for stopping by.

    • profile image

      Ed 3 years ago

      The Conger Games

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Brian, thanks for stopping by and thanks for the team name suggestion.

    • profile image

      Hyundae 2 years ago

      Boom Shaka Wacha?

    • profile image

      Hyundae 2 years ago

      Grand Theft Votto

      Vottomatic Win (especially endearing in h2h leagues)

    • profile image

      Hyundae 2 years ago

      Lawn Mauer Men (trimming the competition)

    • profile image

      Mike A 2 years ago

      Guns N' Rosario

    • profile image

      grandpa 2 years ago

      Yasiel of the century? what does that refer to?

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast

      Hey grandpa, thanks for reading. It's a play on "Sale of the Century"

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast

      Great name! I wish I had thought of it.

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast

      Ed, nice one. Thanks for reading and sharing.

    • profile image

      Stat Guy 2 years ago

      Dr. Richard Kimbrel. ("The Fugitive reference")

    • profile image

      themiggy21 2 years ago

      magic mike is 2 cool 4 tulo

    • profile image

      Dave Not Here 2 years ago

      Zach and Miri make a Morneau. Saw that one today and thought it hilarious.

    • profile image

      Andy 2 years ago

      BoSemien Rhapsody

    • profile image

      Andy 2 years ago

      Plouffe the Magic Dragon

    • theframjak profile image
      Author

      theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast

      Dave, thanks for reading and thanks for the cool team name.

    • profile image

      Sean 24 months ago

      Mesoraco's Modern Life

    Click to Rate This Article