50 More Funny and Clever Fantasy Hockey Team Names

How about "Ennis Envy"? Above: Tyler Ennis, LW, Buffalo Sabres.
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NHL Fantasy Hockey Team Names
For your reading pleasure, I have put together a list of 50 more names for your NHL fantasy hockey team. Have fun checking it out and hopefully you can find one that works for you.
A great fantasy team name consists of a few key features. I like funny or clever ones that use a player's name in combination with a common phrase, like Fruit Lupuls, or cultural references, such as Moves Like Jagr. Names are even better if you can include a hint of aggression or superiority, like Capitals Punishment. Other cool fantasy names refer to a player's capabilities, physical appearance, or personal history. NHL fantasy hockey team names are a bit more challenging because of the number of players with foreign names that don't necessarily rhyme with many English words or fit into American phrases or pop culture references.
I consider myself a rabid fan of most major sports as well as a proud participant of many fantasy sports leagues. Creating fantasy team names has become a major hobby for me over the past few years, and I hope you enjoy reading my list.
Funny Fantasy Team Names
Blackhawks Down | Capitals Punishment | March of the Penguins |
Laich and Load | Jagr Meister | Turris Trap |
Ennis Envy | Welcome Back Couture | Backes Spasms |
Fruit Lupuls | Stepan Stones | Wu LeTang Clan |
Benn There | Wheeler Dealers | Done and Doan |
Group Krug | Rask Force | Poulin Out |
Doan Shifters | Despres Measures | LeTang Dynasty |
Doughty Work | Smokin' Budaj | Gaunce of Pain |
Boone Docks | Seed of Kovalchukie | Fried Cammalleri |

Consider "Laich and Load"! Above: Brooks Laich, C, Washington Capitals.
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Even More Funny Fantasy Team Names
Counting Clowes | Pasty and Gravy | Apple Knockers |
Kripes Almighties | I'll Be Backes | Bozak Particles |
Backes Door Bangers | Coffey Grounds | Boll Weevils |
Coyotes Ugly | Fehr Out | Hull Breach |
Doan Syndrome | Liles of the Field | Pulled Bourque |
Kessel Rock | Lack Luster | Eakin Disorder |
Giroux Daddy | Drouin It Wrong | Fried Smelt |
Saints and Skinners | Barkov Boogaloo | Fresh Out of the Ovechkin |
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Comments
theframjak (author) from East Coast on November 29, 2013:
Jordan, thanks for reading. The names you listed aren't that great.
Jordan on November 24, 2013:
Every name in my pool is better. Most noteworthy - crosby staals and nash, watch your backes, bros before hossas.