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101+ Kickass Fantasy Hockey Team Names

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Getting Into Fantasy Hockey

Many of us dream of coaching our own sports team—a dream that many of us don’t actually plan on following through with, of course. Lucky for all of us lazy, unambitious folk, there’s fantasy sports!

Fantasy hockey is one of the many games of fantasy out there and it involves just that, hockey. The NHL to be exact! You’ll build an entire hockey team by going through a draft, ensuring that you draft a couple of each position as well as a good defense. Then you will take your super awesome team and compete with confidence while the hockey games are airing!

Fantasy Hockey Team Names

One of the fun parts of fantasy sports is that you can choose whatever name for your team, because you’re the owner! When it comes to fantasy hockey team names, here’s a few tips:

  • Actual team names: You can find ways to incorporate an actual team name into your team name if you’re some kind of toothless, diehard fan! Go Lightning!
  • Player names: Likewise, you can find ways to use the names of your favorite players in your team name. Hopefully you have some of those players on your team!
  • Puns: Puns are actually quite common in fantasy sports team names, and are always a great option in include! Puns can be really funny, especially in those team names that use a player’s name!
  • Hockey terms: Every sport has terms they use for penalties, plays, etc. Find clever ways to use these hockey terms in your team name!a few people involved in some kind of fantasy sport. The most common fantasy sport I hear about is football, but hockey is a big one, too!
  • Funny: Who said a kickass name had to be tough sounding? Picking a funny name, like the Misbehaving Musk Oxen or the Adorable Snowbunnies, will give your team character and let you show more personality in the Fantasy rink!

With these tips in mind, here are 101 example fantasy hockey team names to get you in the rink!

101+ Fantasy Hockey Team Names

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Arctic Anarchy

H-E-Double Hockey Sticks

Puck Pushers

Army of the Arctic

Hawkey Styx

Pucked Up

Benchwarmers

High-stick Hoodlums

Rabble-rousers

Bering Sea Brawlers

Hockey Hailstorm

Razor Blades

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Hockey Hookers

Razorblade Brigade

Biscuit Busters

Hot off the Ice

Ref Roughers

Black Ice Beauties

Ice Block

Rink Rebels

Bladed Retaliators

Ice Crushers

Sabertooth Tigers

Blades of Fury

Ice Fairies

Shaved Ice

Blades of Glory

Ice Ice Baby

Shootout Skaters

Brain Freezers

Ice Insurgency

Sin City Snipers

Broken Noses

Ice Road Truckers

Slapshot Slashers

Bruisin' Blizzards

Ice Screamers

Slice the Ice

Candle Lighters

Ice Sculptors

Slurpee Suckers

Center Ice Skaters

Ice Town Mayors

Snowbunny Brawlers

Chicken Goaltenders

Icees are Delicious

Stick Tossers

Chilly Checkers

Icerink Rascals

Stickhandlers

Cold Feet

Icing on the Cake

Stuttering Stanley Cup

Coldblooded Canucks

Italian Icers

Tavares Troublemakers

Crobsy Co.

Lamp Lighters

The Big Freeze

Cross Checkers

Let it Go

The Big Zamboni

Cutting the Ice

Misconducting Misfits

The Canadian Geezers

Drifting Ice

Moose Knuckles

The Dalton Dashers

Dust Collectors

Mountain Dewers

The Defrosters

Face Breakers

North Pole Pirates

The Mighty Ducks

Freezerburn

Nosebleed Narwhals

The Seattle Shiverers

Frostbiters

Penalty Box Bruisers

Twig Tossers

Frosty & Friends

Penalty Box Prisoners

Washington Walruses

Frozen

Penalty Boxers

Wild Wolverines

Glacier Gliders

Penalty Pokers

Winter Wizards

Glove Throwdown

Periwinkle Penguins

Wooly Mammoths

Gloves Comin' Off

Pine Riders

Yellow-Belly Yankees

Goons

Pissed Off Polar Bears

 

Finding Inspiration

If you still need help coming up with the most awesome moniker for your mean team, inspiration is easy to come by!

  • Hockey movie marathon: Grab some chips and dip and a few pals and host a hockey movie marathon. My person favorites are Goon and of course, since I was a kid of the 90s, the Mighty Ducks! Hail to the Coach, Gordon Bombay!
  • Watch a game: Head to the ice to watch a game for cheap in the nosebleed section, or enjoy a game or two of last year's Stanley Cup finals. Either way, watching the action firsthand is a great source of icey inspiration.
  • Youtube fails: Check out some YouTube videos of hockey fails. Obviously, you want your players to be more successful than the guys featured there, but you can't argue they're funny as hell to watch!

Comments

theframjak from East Coast on October 10, 2019:

Great list! I enjoyed reading it.

Jeremy Gill from Louisiana on July 13, 2017:

Even for someone who isn't big on fantasy sports like myself, I enjoyed these entertaining names. Shaved Ice cracks me up and I'm not sure why haha. Well done!

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