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100 Awesome Fantasy Football Team Names

Updated on October 06, 2015

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Fantasy Football Team Names

Searching for that perfect name for your fantasy football team? Do you want to appear funny, witty, sarcastic, and "in-the-know" to your competitors? To be the best, you have to act like the best, and an awesome team name is essential to fantasy football success.

No matter if you play in an office league, a casual league with random people on the internet, or a highly competitive win-at-all-costs-or-you-will-suffer-relentless-ridicule-for-your-impotent-fantasy-football-skills league, an awesome team name is the first step to domination.

Here are 99 examples of awesome fantasy football team names:

  1. Whatchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis?
  2. Smoke a Bowe, Drink a Forte
  3. Arian Foster Care
  4. WOW! THAT’S A LOW RICE!
  5. Rated R for Gore
  6. The Arian Rice
  7. Turner over, give her your Best
  8. Medulla Amendola
  9. The Blair White Project
  10. Austin-tatious
  11. Need to Titan Up
  12. Sacks to be Cutler
  13. Hope I Don’t Have to Mendenhall Your Wounds
  14. Maclin on Your Girl
  15. I hate Torain on your parade!
  16. Jackson . . . Jacksoff. . .
  17. Donald Drives a Lambeau
  18. Colt Following
  19. Gospel According to Johnson
  20. Brady Quinn, Medicine Woman

21. Corn on the Schaub

22. Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

23. Breaston Plants

24. The Boldin the Beautiful

25. Farve Dollar Footlong

26. The ShawShiancoe Redemption

27. The 40-Year-Old Viking

28. Forgetting Brandon Marshall

29. Burressted Development

30. Do Us All a Farve and Retire

31. What Would Jones-Drew?

32. I’m Brinin’ Hasslebeck

33. I Touchdown There

34. Skittles, Taste Dwayne Bowe

35. Have Bush? Get Barber!

36. Orton (Hears a) Who?

37. Ben There, Raped That

38. Henne, I Shrunk the Kids

39. I Dream of Mangini

40. Kibbles 'n' Vick

41. Make It Wayne

42. Live Freeney or Addai Hard

43. Vick in a Box

44. Forte Yard Dash

45. My Bironas!!!

46. League FAVREts

47. The Garbageberger

48. Oliver Klozoffe

50. 2 Much Johnson 4 You

51. Rice Rice Baby

52. Armed Schaubbery

53. White Cassel

54. Sproles Royce

55. Gourmet Scheffler

56. BP Spillers

57. Forte Ounces to Freedom

58. I Like Hines 57 with My Rothlisberger

59. Zach and Merriman Make a Porno

60. And a Partridge in a Crabtree

61. Ochocinco My Battleship

62. Golden Tate Bridge

63. Tatum Bell’s Airport Security Check

64. Breaston the Business

65. Addai Another Day

66. Sand Cassel

67. The Celek Few

68. Percy Whipped

69. Clean Out Urlacher

70. Henne Given Sunday

71. Baby Back Cribbs

72. Forte MPH

73. Nice Rackers

74. You’re Gonna Go Farve, Kid

75. Dez Dispenser

76. Frosted Flaccos

77. TJ Ocho Cuatro

78. Stafford Infection

79. The Good, the Bad, and the Detroit Lions

80. OMG, They Killed Henne!

81. Tylenol Cold and Coughlin

82. Oh, Have Percy!

83. Corn on the Kolb

84. When It Rains, It Gores

85. Erin Andrews Turns My Johnson Into a Hightower

86. Vince Young & the Restless

87. No Place Like Delhomme

88. May the Schwartz Be with You

89. Hide Your Beagle Vicks an Eagle

90. Favre from Retiring

91. Favre Finger Death Punch

92. The Playbook of Eli

93. Touch Me and I’ll Suh

94. I Wish My Wife Sucked as Much as Your Team

95. Scobee-Do

96. Revis and Butthead

97. Turn Head & Coughlin

98. DeAnJELLO’s Snack Pack

99. 4th and Longwell

100. Suh Girls, One Cup

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    • Eric Tatum 3 weeks ago

      Wake Up Call

      Go Dolphins!

    • Ryan 23 months ago

      Lots of parameters to conisder 1. Know your scoring system. Know whether it favors taking a QB, or if players who return kicks have value.2. When taking running backs, try to capture feature backs first, ahead of timeshare/platoon players.3. Rookie QBs are a waste of a pick.4. Consider strength of schedule when you choose key skill players and your defense. If you have Willie Parker, and he's going up against 10 top run defenses, his value is diminished.5. Don't go overboard with risk. Use Value Based Drafting (VDP). The trick is to get players lower than their average draft position. I use footballguys.com for my ADP tables, and their Draft Dominator is a great tool.6. Rookie wide receivers are usually not worth drafting. For every Anquan Boldin or Randy Moss, there are hundreds of wide receivers who do squadoosh until their third year.7. When in doubt, choose players on productive teams. Teams like Atlanta have not been efficient in the red zone.8. Take a kicker with your final pick. The top kicker has been a different guy each of the last six seasons. Reaching for a kicker is a waste.9. Know your opponents. If other manager is a hard core Raider fan, use that to your advantage. Threaten to take McFadden early to force him to. Feed your opponents misinformation about your likes and dislikes of players.10. Stay sober. Drafting a team of Johnsons may sound funny when you're hammered, but there is nothing worse than dooming your team the day of the draft.

    • Lorene 23 months ago

      BION I'm imsrpesed! Cool post!

    • lscottl 2 years ago

      Hail Marys' TDs

    • Fantasy 3 years ago

      Witten Protection Program

    • Ryan 3 years ago

      The Fast and Demaryius

    • Trish 3 years ago

      Farve fingers in her Percy

    • Joe 3 years ago

      good list. if you want to be able to search for the best fantasy football team names by a specific player check out BFTN http://bestfantasyteamnames.com/fantasy-football-n...

    • JJ 3 years ago

      Nice list. Many of these are still usable today so that's cool. I can recommend a couple of places for you to research from like tom did up there. My fav is http://www.fantasyfootballnames.com - enjoy!

    • josh 4 years ago

      Two Mannings one cup

      Favre Dollar Footlong

    • Brandon 4 years ago

      these names are super brilliant!!!

      here's a few i was able to come up with off top...

      Eric Deck the halls (Eric Decker)

      at the line of spinach

      99 problems but a ref ain't one

      Tom Cough drops

      Nail in the Coughlin

      They are who we thought they were

      Victor Cruzin to the end zone

      Smokin Weeden Drinking Henne

      Trent's Due

      I'm Rexy and I know it

      Garcon in 60 seconds

      3rd and Jake Long

      Greg Olsen twins

      hip hip Murrayyyyyy

      Tim tea bagged

      Green eggs and Manningham

      Romo and Juliet

      Self DEZtruction (Dez Bryant)

      Jack and Jill went up the Tannehill

      Ike and Tina Taylor

      DeAnJELLO Jigglers

      Antonio pearly Gates

      Don't be Haden

      Titsburgh Feelers

      RG three peat

      J.J. 60 Watt bulb

      kibbles and tits

    • Drew Breezzy profile image

      Drew Breezzy 4 years ago from somewhere in my mind

      Seahawks & the Beast

    • Shannon 4 years ago

      Aaron on the Side of the Packers

    • Drew Breezzy profile image

      Drew Breezzy 4 years ago from somewhere in my mind

      Henne & Coke

    • Drew Breezzy profile image

      Drew Breezzy 4 years ago from somewhere in my mind

      Gabbert dabba doo

    • awesome 4 years ago

      grounky show

      ++++

    • vande424 4 years ago

      Makin it Wayne, Gettin Lucky

    • sbluvnit 4 years ago

      Victorious Secret ......after Michael Vick !

    • kevk 4 years ago

      Arian DomiNation

    • Dylan Friss 4 years ago

      Cruz Control

      or Graham Crackers

    • critch21 4 years ago

      "THE FIGHTING AMISH" (Then a sub title,I have) Some men just want to watch the world Churn.( A reference from The batman trilogy when Alfred said to Bruce " Some men want to watch the world Burn")

    • Da_Pack 4 years ago

      Feely My Johnson, Fourth Down Syndrome, and My Vick In a Box

    • SwAgDaDy 4 years ago

      The Team U Wish U Had

    • Flip 4 years ago

      WW(M)JD - What Would M. Jones Drew?

    • Gdvo 4 years ago

      I have Taiwan Jones so my team name is, Made in Taiwan

    • Chris 4 years ago

      i have Tony Romo, Calvin Johnson, Jordy Nelson, Kevin Smith, Willis McGahee, Jimmy Graham, Pierre Garcon, Ryan Mathews, Darrius Heyward-Bey, Jermaine Gresham, Alex Smith and Robbie Gould

      any ideas?

      so far i have:

      See My Gould Johnson

      .45cal Smith & Willis (thanks to Nelson B)

    • halls0621 4 years ago

      Witten ya like to know me?

    • poop 4 years ago

      i like tim`s hightower

    • flyeaglesfly 4 years ago

      Turner over and Graham it in

    • born2bwild 4 years ago

      For Aaron Rodgers owners.....Mr. Rodgers Neighour Hoods. Especially good if you also have a couple of guys on your team with criminal records...

    • cruzkb 4 years ago

      Andrew Luck Webber

    • Guest 4 years ago

      GRONKEY Show

    • Bazinh 4 years ago

      Forte "Akers" and Mule

    • Tyler 4 years ago

      Jaquizz in my pants

    • Ruudi 4 years ago

      YouJacquizz.com by far the best I have heard yet

    • Achmed 4 years ago

      Romocoaster of love

    • ciaobella1981 4 years ago

      May Luck Wayne down upon me

    • hfjdoshff 4 years ago

      Reading dwayne bowe

    • Drew 4 years ago

      Bryant's Babysitters

    • Relztinhcs 4 years ago

      I have dez bryant and all the other diva Wr's so I named my team The Babysitter's Club

    • tanner 4 years ago

      drew brees needs to put on some wieght so he can be fat and roll on the feild.

    • flyeaglefly 4 years ago

      Toby or Not Toby...That is the question

    • flyeaglesfly 4 years ago

      U Guys Dont Have A Prater

    • MBND1 4 years ago

      Jerry's kids

    • Cook 4 years ago

      Hellicopter Vicks

    • Me 4 years ago

      Pitchin' a Trent

    • mh 4 years ago

      Say Haloti my little friend!

    • Scott 4 years ago

      Gimme a Graham

    • poop 4 years ago

      DwayneBowe connection

    • Nick 4 years ago

      Farve from over

    • Amanda 4 years ago

      CRUZin to VICTORy :-)

    • kurt1434 4 years ago

      Forte 5 No Safety Button

    • Heis 4 years ago

      Midnight in Perrish

    • the bwo bwo 4 years ago

      lights CAMera JACKSiON

    • JR 4 years ago

      Schaub on my Kolb

    • bob 4 years ago

      sandusky touched my dicka

    • aaaaa 4 years ago

      wells full of white rice

    • Matt 4 years ago

      Payaton for Bounties

    • Mike 4 years ago

      Sandusky's Tight Ends

    • nico 4 years ago

      Cry Me A Rivers

    • cdubyadubya 4 years ago

      Mine's "Rubber Receipts" with the team slogan "I'll ruin you like I ruined Ochocinco"

    • Jon 4 years ago

      I. Pead My Pants

    • CR 4 years ago

      I had Vick and Ben Tate and my team was. How does my Vick Tate?

    • LongDongMcLong 4 years ago

      Red Suh Lo Cup!

    • bj 4 years ago

      Td-baggers

    • JKN 4 years ago

      The Colstonoscopy Clinic

    • TYank 4 years ago

      stewart scotts eye

    • John Donner 4 years ago

      Slob on my Kolb

    • Sean 4 years ago

      Four Thin Inches

    • Dean McGinn II 4 years ago

      Packin Some Major Woodson

    • Steven 4 years ago

      Matty Ice and Forte Loco

    • Scott 4 years ago

      Need something creative using Trent Richardson

    • Jonny 4 years ago

      Playcall 85 Headbutt is mine for this year

    • Ryne 4 years ago

      My team this year is "Sandusky's Shower Buddies"

    • d-dizzle 4 years ago

      Who Framed Roger's Rabbit?

      How has no one thought of this yet? ^^^

    • BDawk20 4 years ago

      Badonk a Gronk

    • Austin 4 years ago

      Give me WoodHead

    • Josh 4 years ago

      Tears of Tebow

    • Jacob 4 years ago

      Pats my Woodhead

    • Steve 4 years ago

      "Drop it like it's Knox" or "School of Hard Knox"

    • Sam 4 years ago

      Steve Mcnairs Pistol Offense

    • kyle 4 years ago

      LeGarrettes Blunt

    • plax 4 years ago

      plaxcindental shooters

    • Hodges 4 years ago

      Dezmestic Violence

    • Starks 4 years ago

      No Dez- Respect To Your Mama

    • GMenWinAgain 4 years ago

      Tuck and Rolle

    • colt 4 years ago

      smoke Weeden sleep

    • Nelson B 4 years ago

      " 49Cal. Smith&Willis

    • TyW 4 years ago

      More Cushing for the Pushing

    • capncrumble 4 years ago

      I made my team name "Lynch a Blackmon"

    • CChristian 4 years ago

      James Holmes Defense...

      too soon?

    • makua 4 years ago

      Did Junior Seau when he got shot?

    • Dan 4 years ago

      I got Farve fingers in her Percy

    • Drew Breezzy profile image

      Drew Breezzy 4 years ago from somewhere in my mind

      Erin Andrews Turns My Johnson Into a Hightower LOL!

    • Dan 4 years ago

      Rex Ryan's Neck Fat...... Best Team Name EVER!

    • Lee 4 years ago

      ConVICK

    • bob 4 years ago

      Palmer breaston driver bush

    • Ernie 4 years ago

      Biggo TDs

    • bobby, 4 years ago

      hands off my vick!

    • drew 4 years ago

      But here's my number, so caldwell me maybe

    • Andy 4 years ago

      Touchdown My Gym Schwartz

    • Ben 4 years ago

      All you need is luck

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      kjrzeek1 4 years ago from New Jersey, USA

      Ha...What a great hub!

    • Team name 4 years ago

      Touchdown there

    • Nick 4 years ago

      It's On Like Ndamukong

    • Joe 4 years ago

      this is a solid list. there is another site that as hundreds of great names by category, etc. you can search. www.ffgator.com is the place and you can submit your own entries as well

    • Joe 4 years ago

      you can find great lists of the funniest fantasy football names at www.ffgator.com as well. you can vote and submit. hilarious

    • James walsom 4 years ago

      Mighty morphin flower arrangers

    • KEVIN 4 years ago

      pudding

    • Logan 5 years ago

      i love this it,s so cool

    • Peter 5 years ago

      Teach me how to Raji

    • steve 5 years ago

      where is plaxidental shooting reggae bush and plaxidental shooting

    • me 5 years ago

      Show me ur TD's

    • Unknown 5 years ago

      Like A Kevin Boss

    • hi 5 years ago

      Matt is da king of da cassel

    • brandon 5 years ago

      best man for the jahvid

    • andre's johnson 5 years ago

      Andre's Johnson

    • xddog88 5 years ago

      Get your ditka out of my butkus

    • Ray 5 years ago

      I love those name Is red zone renegades good

    • Ken 5 years ago

      Twin ave 21H

    • UC10 5 years ago

      Big Gores Don't Cry

    • iann 5 years ago

      you forgot I plaxadentally shot myself

    • mg 5 years ago

      Let's Get Gronk and Screw

      When it Torains it Pours

      2 Johnsons to every Bush

    • JL 5 years ago

      FRABreezinRex'sFeet

    • Jerry 5 years ago

      Td's make my Ditka hard

    • Eaglefan58 5 years ago

      The real McCoys

    • Breezy 5 years ago

      Makin' it Dwayne on them Bowes

      Texas Chainsaw Massaqoui

    • country girl 5 years ago

      i need a name for my fantasy football team anyone have any ideas

    • lore 5 years ago

      that brees makes johnson real hard

    • bobby 5 years ago

      Mamma Say Mamma Sa MaMasseqoui

    • Jeremy 5 years ago

      Text messages from favre

    • spanner 5 years ago

      Illinois Enema Bandits

    • spencer 5 years ago

      Nicks nak patty wack give a dog a bone. for hakeem nicks

    • ... 5 years ago

      Chief a Bowe, Drink a Forte

    • alex 5 years ago

      this is dope dog

    • hi 5 years ago

      now that's down right funny

    • yo mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 5 years ago

      next time say want to see my peyton man thing

    • Josh Anderson 5 years ago

      Colt - Forte - Five

    • brian 5 years ago

      calvin and the chipmunks

    • 87Crosby87 5 years ago

      3 good ones right here

      -One Manning Stand

      -Multiple Scoregasms

      -Fourth Down Syndrome

    • Gary 5 years ago

      Fatty McButterpants

    • chuck 5 years ago

      I don't have any Atlanta Falcon's on my team, so:

      "I shoulda got a Falcon"

    • Ruff 5 years ago

      Mendenhall and Oates

    • FOSTER 5 years ago

      Harder Better FOSTER stronger

    • say helu 5 years ago

      Say Helu to my Little friend

    • Jimgp20 5 years ago

      Last year, I had Michael Turner and Steven Jackson... so my team was called Jackson Turner Overdrive.

    • RSPuma 5 years ago

      The Gorey Hole & Arian Supremacy (I swear I'm not a racist)

    • Avfd143 5 years ago

      I like Andre Jhonson has a huge Schaub

    • help 5 years ago

      any good names with any of my players tom brady chris johnson matt forte beanie wells mike tolbert brandon lloyd anquan boldin austin collie braylon edwards malcolm floyd josh freeman

    • Ziggy 5 years ago

      Big Meachem, Larry Hoover

    • Pats Fan 5 years ago

      Skittles... Taste Dwayne Bowe

    • Lily 5 years ago

      One Manning down! lol

    • Catfan 5 years ago

      Demond Bishop's Tutu

    • TeamShaft 5 years ago

      Pryor Convictions

    • il 5 years ago

      Ice Cold Bruschi`s

    • 5 years ago

      in the NICKS of time

    • rick 5 years ago

      Smokin Blounts and Bowes, Drinkin a Forte

    • Hra_10 5 years ago

      Just drafted Aaron Rodgers and Andre Johnson.

      Team name- "Aaron out my Johnson!"

    • brian 5 years ago

      stevie's johnson is a hightower

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      Weestro 5 years ago from Virginia

      Great names, I think last year mine was Shock and Awesome

    • Conrad 5 years ago

      Over Dwynane Bowe

    • Joe 5 years ago

      Don't Touchdown my Cotchery

    • Brandon 5 years ago

      Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood

    • Mule 5 years ago

      Great work, lol

    • barefoot brennan 5 years ago

      Honey, my Vick is so Hard

    • Boston 5 years ago

      Plaxidental Shooting

    • Dahawk 5 years ago

      Drinking Fortes until Addai

    • Warcor 5 years ago

      TD's & Beer

    • Show Me Your TD's 5 years ago

      Hahaha

    • fantasyownage 6 years ago from San Francisco, CA

      Love these names!

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