100 Awesome Fantasy Football Team Names
I have played fantasy football for many years, so I know the importance of having a cool team name.
Consider these suggestions for your fantasy football team name!
Fantasy Football Team Names
Are you searching for that perfect name for your fantasy football team? Do you want to appear funny, witty, sarcastic, and "in-the-know" to your competitors? To be the best, you have to act like the best, and an awesome team name is essential to fantasy football success.
No matter if you play in an office league, a casual league with random people on the internet, or a highly competitive win-at-all-costs-or-you-will-suffer-relentless-ridicule-for-your-impotent-fantasy-football-skills league, an awesome team name is the first step to domination.
Here are 100 examples of awesome fantasy football team names:
- Whatchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis?
- Smoke a Bowe, Drink a Forte
- Arian Foster Care
- WOW! THAT’S A LOW RICE!
- Rated R for Gore
- The Arian Rice
- Turner over, give her your Best
- Medulla Amendola
- The Blair White Project
- Austin-tatious
- Need to Titan Up
- Sacks to be Cutler
- Hope I Don’t Have to Mendenhall Your Wounds
- Maclin on Your Girl
- I hate Torain on your parade!
- Jackson . . . Jacksoff. . .
- Donald Drives a Lambeau
- Colt Following
- Gospel According to Johnson
- Brady Quinn, Medicine Woman
21. Corn on the Schaub
22. Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
23. Breaston Plants
24. The Boldin the Beautiful
25. Farve Dollar Footlong
26. The ShawShiancoe Redemption
27. The 40-Year-Old Viking
28. Forgetting Brandon Marshall
29. Burressted Development
30. Do Us All a Farve and Retire
31. What Would Jones-Drew?
32. I’m Brinin’ Hasslebeck
33. I Touchdown There
34. Skittles, Taste Dwayne Bowe
35. Have Bush? Get Barber!
36. Orton (Hears a) Who?
37. Ben There, Raped That
38. Henne, I Shrunk the Kids
39. I Dream of Mangini
40. Kibbles 'n' Vick
41. Make It Wayne
42. Live Freeney or Addai Hard
43. Vick in a Box
44. Forte Yard Dash
45. My Bironas!!!
46. League FAVREts
47. The Garbageberger
48. Oliver Klozoffe
50. 2 Much Johnson 4 You
51. Rice Rice Baby
52. Armed Schaubbery
53. White Cassel
54. Sproles Royce
55. Gourmet Scheffler
56. BP Spillers
57. Forte Ounces to Freedom
58. I Like Hines 57 with My Rothlisberger
59. Zach and Merriman Make a Porno
60. And a Partridge in a Crabtree
61. Ochocinco My Battleship
62. Golden Tate Bridge
63. Tatum Bell’s Airport Security Check
64. Breaston the Business
65. Addai Another Day
66. Sand Cassel
67. The Celek Few
68. Percy Whipped
69. Clean Out Urlacher
70. Henne Given Sunday
71. Baby Back Cribbs
72. Forte MPH
73. Nice Rackers
74. You’re Gonna Go Farve, Kid
75. Dez Dispenser
76. Frosted Flaccos
77. TJ Ocho Cuatro
78. Stafford Infection
79. The Good, the Bad, and the Detroit Lions
80. OMG, They Killed Henne!
81. Tylenol Cold and Coughlin
82. Oh, Have Percy!
83. Corn on the Kolb
84. When It Rains, It Gores
85. Erin Andrews Turns My Johnson Into a Hightower
86. Vince Young & the Restless
87. No Place Like Delhomme
88. May the Schwartz Be with You
89. Hide Your Beagle Vicks an Eagle
90. Favre from Retiring
91. Favre Finger Death Punch
92. The Playbook of Eli
93. Touch Me and I’ll Suh
94. I Wish My Wife Sucked as Much as Your Team
95. Scobee-Do
96. Revis and Butthead
97. Turn Head & Coughlin
98. DeAnJELLO’s Snack Pack
99. 4th and Longwell
100. Suh Girls, One Cup
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Comments
Eric Tatum on December 21, 2016:
Wake Up Call
Go Dolphins!
Ryan on February 07, 2015:
Lots of parameters to conisder 1. Know your scoring system. Know whether it favors taking a QB, or if players who return kicks have value.2. When taking running backs, try to capture feature backs first, ahead of timeshare/platoon players.3. Rookie QBs are a waste of a pick.4. Consider strength of schedule when you choose key skill players and your defense. If you have Willie Parker, and he's going up against 10 top run defenses, his value is diminished.5. Don't go overboard with risk. Use Value Based Drafting (VDP). The trick is to get players lower than their average draft position. I use footballguys.com for my ADP tables, and their Draft Dominator is a great tool.6. Rookie wide receivers are usually not worth drafting. For every Anquan Boldin or Randy Moss, there are hundreds of wide receivers who do squadoosh until their third year.7. When in doubt, choose players on productive teams. Teams like Atlanta have not been efficient in the red zone.8. Take a kicker with your final pick. The top kicker has been a different guy each of the last six seasons. Reaching for a kicker is a waste.9. Know your opponents. If other manager is a hard core Raider fan, use that to your advantage. Threaten to take McFadden early to force him to. Feed your opponents misinformation about your likes and dislikes of players.10. Stay sober. Drafting a team of Johnsons may sound funny when you're hammered, but there is nothing worse than dooming your team the day of the draft.
Lorene on February 06, 2015:
BION I'm imsrpesed! Cool post!
lscottl on August 25, 2014:
Hail Marys' TDs
Fantasy on August 24, 2013:
Witten Protection Program
Ryan on August 17, 2013:
The Fast and Demaryius
Trish on July 25, 2013:
Farve fingers in her Percy
Joe on July 16, 2013:
good list. if you want to be able to search for the best fantasy football team names by a specific player check out BFTN http://bestfantasyteamnames.com/fantasy-football-n...
JJ on April 30, 2013:
Nice list. Many of these are still usable today so that's cool. I can recommend a couple of places for you to research from like tom did up there. My fav is http://www.fantasyfootballnames.com - enjoy!
josh on January 01, 2013:
Two Mannings one cup
Favre Dollar Footlong
Brandon on December 21, 2012:
these names are super brilliant!!!
here's a few i was able to come up with off top...
Eric Deck the halls (Eric Decker)
at the line of spinach
99 problems but a ref ain't one
Tom Cough drops
Nail in the Coughlin
They are who we thought they were
Victor Cruzin to the end zone
Smokin Weeden Drinking Henne
Trent's Due
I'm Rexy and I know it
Garcon in 60 seconds
3rd and Jake Long
Greg Olsen twins
hip hip Murrayyyyyy
Tim tea bagged
Green eggs and Manningham
Romo and Juliet
Self DEZtruction (Dez Bryant)
Jack and Jill went up the Tannehill
Ike and Tina Taylor
DeAnJELLO Jigglers
Antonio pearly Gates
Don't be Haden
Titsburgh Feelers
RG three peat
J.J. 60 Watt bulb
kibbles and tits
Drew Breezzy from somewhere in my mind on December 03, 2012:
Seahawks & the Beast
Shannon on November 25, 2012:
Aaron on the Side of the Packers
Drew Breezzy from somewhere in my mind on November 24, 2012:
Henne & Coke
Drew Breezzy from somewhere in my mind on November 24, 2012:
Gabbert dabba doo
awesome on November 21, 2012:
grounky show
++++
vande424 on November 09, 2012:
Makin it Wayne, Gettin Lucky
sbluvnit on October 11, 2012:
Victorious Secret ......after Michael Vick !
kevk on October 06, 2012:
Arian DomiNation
Dylan Friss on October 04, 2012:
Cruz Control
or Graham Crackers
critch21 on September 30, 2012:
"THE FIGHTING AMISH" (Then a sub title,I have) Some men just want to watch the world Churn.( A reference from The batman trilogy when Alfred said to Bruce " Some men want to watch the world Burn")
Da_Pack on September 26, 2012:
Feely My Johnson, Fourth Down Syndrome, and My Vick In a Box
SwAgDaDy on September 24, 2012:
The Team U Wish U Had
Flip on September 18, 2012:
WW(M)JD - What Would M. Jones Drew?
Gdvo on September 11, 2012:
I have Taiwan Jones so my team name is, Made in Taiwan
Chris on September 10, 2012:
i have Tony Romo, Calvin Johnson, Jordy Nelson, Kevin Smith, Willis McGahee, Jimmy Graham, Pierre Garcon, Ryan Mathews, Darrius Heyward-Bey, Jermaine Gresham, Alex Smith and Robbie Gould
any ideas?
so far i have:
See My Gould Johnson
.45cal Smith & Willis (thanks to Nelson B)
halls0621 on September 09, 2012:
Witten ya like to know me?
poop on September 08, 2012:
i like tim`s hightower
flyeaglesfly on September 07, 2012:
Turner over and Graham it in
born2bwild on September 05, 2012:
For Aaron Rodgers owners.....Mr. Rodgers Neighour Hoods. Especially good if you also have a couple of guys on your team with criminal records...
cruzkb on September 05, 2012:
Andrew Luck Webber
Guest on September 05, 2012:
GRONKEY Show
Bazinh on September 05, 2012:
Forte "Akers" and Mule
Tyler on September 05, 2012:
Jaquizz in my pants
Ruudi on September 04, 2012:
YouJacquizz.com by far the best I have heard yet
Achmed on September 04, 2012:
Romocoaster of love
ciaobella1981 on September 04, 2012:
May Luck Wayne down upon me
hfjdoshff on September 04, 2012:
Reading dwayne bowe
Drew on September 04, 2012:
Bryant's Babysitters
Relztinhcs on September 02, 2012:
I have dez bryant and all the other diva Wr's so I named my team The Babysitter's Club
tanner on September 01, 2012:
drew brees needs to put on some wieght so he can be fat and roll on the feild.
flyeaglefly on September 01, 2012:
Toby or Not Toby...That is the question
flyeaglesfly on September 01, 2012:
U Guys Dont Have A Prater
MBND1 on August 30, 2012:
Jerry's kids
Cook on August 30, 2012:
Hellicopter Vicks
Me on August 29, 2012:
Pitchin' a Trent
mh on August 29, 2012:
Say Haloti my little friend!
Scott on August 28, 2012:
Gimme a Graham
poop on August 28, 2012:
DwayneBowe connection
Nick on August 28, 2012:
Farve from over
Amanda on August 27, 2012:
CRUZin to VICTORy :-)
kurt1434 on August 27, 2012:
Forte 5 No Safety Button
Heis on August 26, 2012:
Midnight in Perrish
the bwo bwo on August 26, 2012:
lights CAMera JACKSiON
JR on August 26, 2012:
Schaub on my Kolb
bob on August 26, 2012:
sandusky touched my dicka
aaaaa on August 25, 2012:
wells full of white rice
Matt on August 25, 2012:
Payaton for Bounties
Mike on August 24, 2012:
Sandusky's Tight Ends
nico on August 24, 2012:
Cry Me A Rivers
cdubyadubya on August 24, 2012:
Mine's "Rubber Receipts" with the team slogan "I'll ruin you like I ruined Ochocinco"
Jon on August 24, 2012:
I. Pead My Pants
CR on August 21, 2012:
I had Vick and Ben Tate and my team was. How does my Vick Tate?
LongDongMcLong on August 20, 2012:
Red Suh Lo Cup!
bj on August 19, 2012:
Td-baggers
JKN on August 19, 2012:
The Colstonoscopy Clinic
TYank on August 19, 2012:
stewart scotts eye
John Donner on August 17, 2012:
Slob on my Kolb
Sean on August 17, 2012:
Four Thin Inches
Dean McGinn II on August 16, 2012:
Packin Some Major Woodson
Steven on August 16, 2012:
Matty Ice and Forte Loco
Scott on August 16, 2012:
Need something creative using Trent Richardson
Jonny on August 16, 2012:
Playcall 85 Headbutt is mine for this year
Ryne on August 15, 2012:
My team this year is "Sandusky's Shower Buddies"
d-dizzle on August 15, 2012:
Who Framed Roger's Rabbit?
How has no one thought of this yet? ^^^
BDawk20 on August 14, 2012:
Badonk a Gronk
Austin on August 13, 2012:
Give me WoodHead
Josh on August 13, 2012:
Tears of Tebow
Jacob on August 13, 2012:
Pats my Woodhead
Steve on August 12, 2012:
"Drop it like it's Knox" or "School of Hard Knox"
Sam on August 12, 2012:
Steve Mcnairs Pistol Offense
kyle on August 11, 2012:
LeGarrettes Blunt
plax on August 10, 2012:
plaxcindental shooters
Hodges on August 10, 2012:
Dezmestic Violence
Starks on August 09, 2012:
No Dez- Respect To Your Mama
GMenWinAgain on August 08, 2012:
Tuck and Rolle
colt on August 07, 2012:
smoke Weeden sleep
Nelson B on August 07, 2012:
" 49Cal. Smith&Willis
TyW on August 07, 2012:
More Cushing for the Pushing
capncrumble on August 04, 2012:
I made my team name "Lynch a Blackmon"
CChristian on August 03, 2012:
James Holmes Defense...
too soon?
makua on August 02, 2012:
Did Junior Seau when he got shot?
Dan on July 29, 2012:
I got Farve fingers in her Percy
Drew Breezzy from somewhere in my mind on July 23, 2012:
Erin Andrews Turns My Johnson Into a Hightower LOL!
Dan on July 17, 2012:
Rex Ryan's Neck Fat...... Best Team Name EVER!
Lee on July 13, 2012:
ConVICK
bob on July 12, 2012:
Palmer breaston driver bush
Ernie on July 12, 2012:
Biggo TDs
bobby, on July 11, 2012:
hands off my vick!
drew on July 10, 2012:
But here's my number, so caldwell me maybe
