100 Awesome Fantasy Football Team Names

Fantasy Football Team Names

Searching for that perfect name for your fantasy football team? Do you want to appear funny, witty, sarcastic, and "in-the-know" to your competitors? To be the best, you have to act like the best, and an awesome team name is essential to fantasy football success.

No matter if you play in an office league, a casual league with random people on the internet, or a highly competitive win-at-all-costs-or-you-will-suffer-relentless-ridicule-for-your-impotent-fantasy-football-skills league, an awesome team name is the first step to domination.

Here are 99 examples of awesome fantasy football team names:

  1. Whatchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis?
  2. Smoke a Bowe, Drink a Forte
  3. Arian Foster Care
  5. Rated R for Gore
  6. The Arian Rice
  7. Turner over, give her your Best
  8. Medulla Amendola
  9. The Blair White Project
  10. Austin-tatious
  11. Need to Titan Up
  12. Sacks to be Cutler
  13. Hope I Don’t Have to Mendenhall Your Wounds
  14. Maclin on Your Girl
  15. I hate Torain on your parade!
  16. Jackson . . . Jacksoff. . .
  17. Donald Drives a Lambeau
  18. Colt Following
  19. Gospel According to Johnson
  20. Brady Quinn, Medicine Woman

21. Corn on the Schaub

22. Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

23. Breaston Plants

24. The Boldin the Beautiful

25. Farve Dollar Footlong

26. The ShawShiancoe Redemption

27. The 40-Year-Old Viking

28. Forgetting Brandon Marshall

29. Burressted Development

30. Do Us All a Farve and Retire

31. What Would Jones-Drew?

32. I’m Brinin’ Hasslebeck

33. I Touchdown There

34. Skittles, Taste Dwayne Bowe

35. Have Bush? Get Barber!

36. Orton (Hears a) Who?

37. Ben There, Raped That

38. Henne, I Shrunk the Kids

39. I Dream of Mangini

40. Kibbles 'n' Vick

41. Make It Wayne

42. Live Freeney or Addai Hard

43. Vick in a Box

44. Forte Yard Dash

45. My Bironas!!!

46. League FAVREts

47. The Garbageberger

48. Oliver Klozoffe

50. 2 Much Johnson 4 You

51. Rice Rice Baby

52. Armed Schaubbery

53. White Cassel

54. Sproles Royce

55. Gourmet Scheffler

56. BP Spillers

57. Forte Ounces to Freedom

58. I Like Hines 57 with My Rothlisberger

59. Zach and Merriman Make a Porno

60. And a Partridge in a Crabtree

61. Ochocinco My Battleship

62. Golden Tate Bridge

63. Tatum Bell’s Airport Security Check

64. Breaston the Business

65. Addai Another Day

66. Sand Cassel

67. The Celek Few

68. Percy Whipped

69. Clean Out Urlacher

70. Henne Given Sunday

71. Baby Back Cribbs

72. Forte MPH

73. Nice Rackers

74. You’re Gonna Go Farve, Kid

75. Dez Dispenser

76. Frosted Flaccos

77. TJ Ocho Cuatro

78. Stafford Infection

79. The Good, the Bad, and the Detroit Lions

80. OMG, They Killed Henne!

81. Tylenol Cold and Coughlin

82. Oh, Have Percy!

83. Corn on the Kolb

84. When It Rains, It Gores

85. Erin Andrews Turns My Johnson Into a Hightower

86. Vince Young & the Restless

87. No Place Like Delhomme

88. May the Schwartz Be with You

89. Hide Your Beagle Vicks an Eagle

90. Favre from Retiring

91. Favre Finger Death Punch

92. The Playbook of Eli

93. Touch Me and I’ll Suh

94. I Wish My Wife Sucked as Much as Your Team

95. Scobee-Do

96. Revis and Butthead

97. Turn Head & Coughlin

98. DeAnJELLO’s Snack Pack

99. 4th and Longwell

100. Suh Girls, One Cup

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Ryan 20 months ago

Lots of parameters to conisder 1. Know your scoring system. Know whether it favors taking a QB, or if players who return kicks have value.2. When taking running backs, try to capture feature backs first, ahead of timeshare/platoon players.3. Rookie QBs are a waste of a pick.4. Consider strength of schedule when you choose key skill players and your defense. If you have Willie Parker, and he's going up against 10 top run defenses, his value is diminished.5. Don't go overboard with risk. Use Value Based Drafting (VDP). The trick is to get players lower than their average draft position. I use for my ADP tables, and their Draft Dominator is a great tool.6. Rookie wide receivers are usually not worth drafting. For every Anquan Boldin or Randy Moss, there are hundreds of wide receivers who do squadoosh until their third year.7. When in doubt, choose players on productive teams. Teams like Atlanta have not been efficient in the red zone.8. Take a kicker with your final pick. The top kicker has been a different guy each of the last six seasons. Reaching for a kicker is a waste.9. Know your opponents. If other manager is a hard core Raider fan, use that to your advantage. Threaten to take McFadden early to force him to. Feed your opponents misinformation about your likes and dislikes of players.10. Stay sober. Drafting a team of Johnsons may sound funny when you're hammered, but there is nothing worse than dooming your team the day of the draft.

Lorene 20 months ago

BION I'm imsrpesed! Cool post!

lscottl 2 years ago

Hail Marys' TDs

Fantasy 3 years ago

Witten Protection Program

Ryan 3 years ago

The Fast and Demaryius

Trish 3 years ago

Farve fingers in her Percy

Joe 3 years ago

good list. if you want to be able to search for the best fantasy football team names by a specific player check out BFTN

JJ 3 years ago

Nice list. Many of these are still usable today so that's cool. I can recommend a couple of places for you to research from like tom did up there. My fav is - enjoy!

josh 3 years ago

Two Mannings one cup

Favre Dollar Footlong

Brandon 3 years ago

these names are super brilliant!!!

here's a few i was able to come up with off top...

Eric Deck the halls (Eric Decker)

at the line of spinach

99 problems but a ref ain't one

Tom Cough drops

Nail in the Coughlin

They are who we thought they were

Victor Cruzin to the end zone

Smokin Weeden Drinking Henne

Trent's Due

I'm Rexy and I know it

Garcon in 60 seconds

3rd and Jake Long

Greg Olsen twins

hip hip Murrayyyyyy

Tim tea bagged

Green eggs and Manningham

Romo and Juliet

Self DEZtruction (Dez Bryant)

Jack and Jill went up the Tannehill

Ike and Tina Taylor

DeAnJELLO Jigglers

Antonio pearly Gates

Don't be Haden

Titsburgh Feelers

RG three peat

J.J. 60 Watt bulb

kibbles and tits

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Drew Breezzy 3 years ago from somewhere in my mind

Seahawks & the Beast

Shannon 3 years ago

Aaron on the Side of the Packers

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Drew Breezzy 3 years ago from somewhere in my mind

Henne & Coke

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Drew Breezzy 3 years ago from somewhere in my mind

Gabbert dabba doo

awesome 3 years ago

grounky show


vande424 3 years ago

Makin it Wayne, Gettin Lucky

sbluvnit 4 years ago

Victorious Secret ......after Michael Vick !

kevk 4 years ago

Arian DomiNation

Dylan Friss 4 years ago

Cruz Control

or Graham Crackers

critch21 4 years ago

"THE FIGHTING AMISH" (Then a sub title,I have) Some men just want to watch the world Churn.( A reference from The batman trilogy when Alfred said to Bruce " Some men want to watch the world Burn")

Da_Pack 4 years ago

Feely My Johnson, Fourth Down Syndrome, and My Vick In a Box

SwAgDaDy 4 years ago

The Team U Wish U Had

Flip 4 years ago

WW(M)JD - What Would M. Jones Drew?

Gdvo 4 years ago

I have Taiwan Jones so my team name is, Made in Taiwan

Chris 4 years ago

i have Tony Romo, Calvin Johnson, Jordy Nelson, Kevin Smith, Willis McGahee, Jimmy Graham, Pierre Garcon, Ryan Mathews, Darrius Heyward-Bey, Jermaine Gresham, Alex Smith and Robbie Gould

any ideas?

so far i have:

See My Gould Johnson

.45cal Smith & Willis (thanks to Nelson B)

halls0621 4 years ago

Witten ya like to know me?

poop 4 years ago

i like tim`s hightower

flyeaglesfly 4 years ago

Turner over and Graham it in

born2bwild 4 years ago

For Aaron Rodgers owners.....Mr. Rodgers Neighour Hoods. Especially good if you also have a couple of guys on your team with criminal records...

cruzkb 4 years ago

Andrew Luck Webber

Guest 4 years ago


Bazinh 4 years ago

Forte "Akers" and Mule

Tyler 4 years ago

Jaquizz in my pants

Ruudi 4 years ago by far the best I have heard yet

Achmed 4 years ago

Romocoaster of love

ciaobella1981 4 years ago

May Luck Wayne down upon me

hfjdoshff 4 years ago

Reading dwayne bowe

Drew 4 years ago

Bryant's Babysitters

Relztinhcs 4 years ago

I have dez bryant and all the other diva Wr's so I named my team The Babysitter's Club

tanner 4 years ago

drew brees needs to put on some wieght so he can be fat and roll on the feild.

flyeaglefly 4 years ago

Toby or Not Toby...That is the question

flyeaglesfly 4 years ago

U Guys Dont Have A Prater

MBND1 4 years ago

Jerry's kids

Cook 4 years ago

Hellicopter Vicks

Me 4 years ago

Pitchin' a Trent

mh 4 years ago

Say Haloti my little friend!

Scott 4 years ago

Gimme a Graham

poop 4 years ago

DwayneBowe connection

Nick 4 years ago

Farve from over

Amanda 4 years ago

CRUZin to VICTORy :-)

kurt1434 4 years ago

Forte 5 No Safety Button

Heis 4 years ago

Midnight in Perrish

the bwo bwo 4 years ago

lights CAMera JACKSiON

JR 4 years ago

Schaub on my Kolb

bob 4 years ago

sandusky touched my dicka

aaaaa 4 years ago

wells full of white rice

Matt 4 years ago

Payaton for Bounties

Mike 4 years ago

Sandusky's Tight Ends

nico 4 years ago

Cry Me A Rivers

cdubyadubya 4 years ago

Mine's "Rubber Receipts" with the team slogan "I'll ruin you like I ruined Ochocinco"

Jon 4 years ago

I. Pead My Pants

CR 4 years ago

I had Vick and Ben Tate and my team was. How does my Vick Tate?

LongDongMcLong 4 years ago

Red Suh Lo Cup!

bj 4 years ago


JKN 4 years ago

The Colstonoscopy Clinic

TYank 4 years ago

stewart scotts eye

John Donner 4 years ago

Slob on my Kolb

Sean 4 years ago

Four Thin Inches

Dean McGinn II 4 years ago

Packin Some Major Woodson

Steven 4 years ago

Matty Ice and Forte Loco

Scott 4 years ago

Need something creative using Trent Richardson

Jonny 4 years ago

Playcall 85 Headbutt is mine for this year

Ryne 4 years ago

My team this year is "Sandusky's Shower Buddies"

d-dizzle 4 years ago

Who Framed Roger's Rabbit?

How has no one thought of this yet? ^^^

BDawk20 4 years ago

Badonk a Gronk

Austin 4 years ago

Give me WoodHead

Josh 4 years ago

Tears of Tebow

Jacob 4 years ago

Pats my Woodhead

Steve 4 years ago

"Drop it like it's Knox" or "School of Hard Knox"

Sam 4 years ago

Steve Mcnairs Pistol Offense

kyle 4 years ago

LeGarrettes Blunt

plax 4 years ago

plaxcindental shooters

Hodges 4 years ago

Dezmestic Violence

Starks 4 years ago

No Dez- Respect To Your Mama

GMenWinAgain 4 years ago

Tuck and Rolle

colt 4 years ago

smoke Weeden sleep

Nelson B 4 years ago

" 49Cal. Smith&Willis

TyW 4 years ago

More Cushing for the Pushing

capncrumble 4 years ago

I made my team name "Lynch a Blackmon"

CChristian 4 years ago

James Holmes Defense...

too soon?

makua 4 years ago

Did Junior Seau when he got shot?

Dan 4 years ago

I got Farve fingers in her Percy

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Drew Breezzy 4 years ago from somewhere in my mind

Erin Andrews Turns My Johnson Into a Hightower LOL!

Dan 4 years ago

Rex Ryan's Neck Fat...... Best Team Name EVER!

Lee 4 years ago


bob 4 years ago

Palmer breaston driver bush

Ernie 4 years ago

Biggo TDs

bobby, 4 years ago

hands off my vick!

drew 4 years ago

But here's my number, so caldwell me maybe

Andy 4 years ago

Touchdown My Gym Schwartz

Ben 4 years ago

All you need is luck

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kjrzeek1 4 years ago from New Jersey, USA

Ha...What a great hub!

Team name 4 years ago

Touchdown there

Nick 4 years ago

It's On Like Ndamukong

Joe 4 years ago

this is a solid list. there is another site that as hundreds of great names by category, etc. you can search. is the place and you can submit your own entries as well

Joe 4 years ago

you can find great lists of the funniest fantasy football names at as well. you can vote and submit. hilarious

James walsom 4 years ago

Mighty morphin flower arrangers

KEVIN 4 years ago


Logan 4 years ago

i love this it,s so cool

Peter 4 years ago

Teach me how to Raji

steve 4 years ago

where is plaxidental shooting reggae bush and plaxidental shooting

me 4 years ago

Show me ur TD's

Unknown 4 years ago

Like A Kevin Boss

hi 4 years ago

Matt is da king of da cassel

brandon 4 years ago

best man for the jahvid

andre's johnson 4 years ago

Andre's Johnson

xddog88 4 years ago

Get your ditka out of my butkus

Ray 4 years ago

I love those name Is red zone renegades good

Ken 4 years ago

Twin ave 21H

UC10 4 years ago

Big Gores Don't Cry

iann 4 years ago

you forgot I plaxadentally shot myself

mg 4 years ago

Let's Get Gronk and Screw

When it Torains it Pours

2 Johnsons to every Bush

JL 4 years ago


Jerry 4 years ago

Td's make my Ditka hard

Eaglefan58 4 years ago

The real McCoys

Breezy 4 years ago

Makin' it Dwayne on them Bowes

Texas Chainsaw Massaqoui

country girl 4 years ago

i need a name for my fantasy football team anyone have any ideas

lore 5 years ago

that brees makes johnson real hard

bobby 5 years ago

Mamma Say Mamma Sa MaMasseqoui

Jeremy 5 years ago

Text messages from favre

spanner 5 years ago

Illinois Enema Bandits

spencer 5 years ago

Nicks nak patty wack give a dog a bone. for hakeem nicks

... 5 years ago

Chief a Bowe, Drink a Forte

alex 5 years ago

this is dope dog

hi 5 years ago

now that's down right funny

yo mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 5 years ago

next time say want to see my peyton man thing

Josh Anderson 5 years ago

Colt - Forte - Five

brian 5 years ago

calvin and the chipmunks

87Crosby87 5 years ago

3 good ones right here

-One Manning Stand

-Multiple Scoregasms

-Fourth Down Syndrome

Gary 5 years ago

Fatty McButterpants

chuck 5 years ago

I don't have any Atlanta Falcon's on my team, so:

"I shoulda got a Falcon"

Ruff 5 years ago

Mendenhall and Oates

FOSTER 5 years ago

Harder Better FOSTER stronger

say helu 5 years ago

Say Helu to my Little friend

Jimgp20 5 years ago

Last year, I had Michael Turner and Steven Jackson... so my team was called Jackson Turner Overdrive.

RSPuma 5 years ago

The Gorey Hole & Arian Supremacy (I swear I'm not a racist)

Avfd143 5 years ago

I like Andre Jhonson has a huge Schaub

help 5 years ago

any good names with any of my players tom brady chris johnson matt forte beanie wells mike tolbert brandon lloyd anquan boldin austin collie braylon edwards malcolm floyd josh freeman

Ziggy 5 years ago

Big Meachem, Larry Hoover

Pats Fan 5 years ago

Skittles... Taste Dwayne Bowe

Lily 5 years ago

One Manning down! lol

Catfan 5 years ago

Demond Bishop's Tutu

TeamShaft 5 years ago

Pryor Convictions

il 5 years ago

Ice Cold Bruschi`s

5 years ago

in the NICKS of time

rick 5 years ago

Smokin Blounts and Bowes, Drinkin a Forte

Hra_10 5 years ago

Just drafted Aaron Rodgers and Andre Johnson.

Team name- "Aaron out my Johnson!"

brian 5 years ago

stevie's johnson is a hightower

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weestro 5 years ago from Virginia

Great names, I think last year mine was Shock and Awesome

Conrad 5 years ago

Over Dwynane Bowe

Joe 5 years ago

Don't Touchdown my Cotchery

Brandon 5 years ago

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood

Mule 5 years ago

Great work, lol

barefoot brennan 5 years ago

Honey, my Vick is so Hard

Boston 5 years ago

Plaxidental Shooting

Dahawk 5 years ago

Drinking Fortes until Addai

Warcor 5 years ago

TD's & Beer

Show Me Your TD's 5 years ago


fantasyownage 5 years ago from San Francisco, CA

Love these names!

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