100 Awesome Fantasy Football Team Names
Fantasy Football Team Names
Are you searching for that perfect name for your fantasy football team? Do you want to appear funny, witty, sarcastic, and "in-the-know" to your competitors? To be the best, you have to act like the best, and an awesome team name is essential to fantasy football success.
No matter if you play in an office league, a casual league with random people on the internet, or a highly competitive win-at-all-costs-or-you-will-suffer-relentless-ridicule-for-your-impotent-fantasy-football-skills league, an awesome team name is the first step to domination.
Here are 100 examples of awesome fantasy football team names:
- Whatchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis?
- Smoke a Bowe, Drink a Forte
- Arian Foster Care
- WOW! THAT’S A LOW RICE!
- Rated R for Gore
- The Arian Rice
- Turner over, give her your Best
- Medulla Amendola
- The Blair White Project
- Austin-tatious
- Need to Titan Up
- Sacks to be Cutler
- Hope I Don’t Have to Mendenhall Your Wounds
- Maclin on Your Girl
- I hate Torain on your parade!
- Jackson . . . Jacksoff. . .
- Donald Drives a Lambeau
- Colt Following
- Gospel According to Johnson
- Brady Quinn, Medicine Woman
21. Corn on the Schaub
22. Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
23. Breaston Plants
24. The Boldin the Beautiful
25. Farve Dollar Footlong
26. The ShawShiancoe Redemption
27. The 40-Year-Old Viking
28. Forgetting Brandon Marshall
29. Burressted Development
30. Do Us All a Farve and Retire
31. What Would Jones-Drew?
32. I’m Brinin’ Hasslebeck
33. I Touchdown There
34. Skittles, Taste Dwayne Bowe
35. Have Bush? Get Barber!
36. Orton (Hears a) Who?
37. Ben There, Raped That
38. Henne, I Shrunk the Kids
39. I Dream of Mangini
40. Kibbles 'n' Vick
41. Make It Wayne
42. Live Freeney or Addai Hard
43. Vick in a Box
44. Forte Yard Dash
45. My Bironas!!!
46. League FAVREts
47. The Garbageberger
48. Oliver Klozoffe
50. 2 Much Johnson 4 You
51. Rice Rice Baby
52. Armed Schaubbery
53. White Cassel
54. Sproles Royce
55. Gourmet Scheffler
56. BP Spillers
57. Forte Ounces to Freedom
58. I Like Hines 57 with My Rothlisberger
59. Zach and Merriman Make a Porno
60. And a Partridge in a Crabtree
61. Ochocinco My Battleship
62. Golden Tate Bridge
63. Tatum Bell’s Airport Security Check
64. Breaston the Business
65. Addai Another Day
66. Sand Cassel
67. The Celek Few
68. Percy Whipped
69. Clean Out Urlacher
70. Henne Given Sunday
71. Baby Back Cribbs
72. Forte MPH
73. Nice Rackers
74. You’re Gonna Go Farve, Kid
75. Dez Dispenser
76. Frosted Flaccos
77. TJ Ocho Cuatro
78. Stafford Infection
79. The Good, the Bad, and the Detroit Lions
80. OMG, They Killed Henne!
81. Tylenol Cold and Coughlin
82. Oh, Have Percy!
83. Corn on the Kolb
84. When It Rains, It Gores
85. Erin Andrews Turns My Johnson Into a Hightower
86. Vince Young & the Restless
87. No Place Like Delhomme
88. May the Schwartz Be with You
89. Hide Your Beagle Vicks an Eagle
90. Favre from Retiring
91. Favre Finger Death Punch
92. The Playbook of Eli
93. Touch Me and I’ll Suh
94. I Wish My Wife Sucked as Much as Your Team
95. Scobee-Do
96. Revis and Butthead
97. Turn Head & Coughlin
98. DeAnJELLO’s Snack Pack
99. 4th and Longwell
100. Suh Girls, One Cup
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Lots of parameters to conisder 1. Know your scoring system. Know whether it favors taking a QB, or if players who return kicks have value.2. When taking running backs, try to capture feature backs first, ahead of timeshare/platoon players.3. Rookie QBs are a waste of a pick.4. Consider strength of schedule when you choose key skill players and your defense. If you have Willie Parker, and he's going up against 10 top run defenses, his value is diminished.5. Don't go overboard with risk. Use Value Based Drafting (VDP). The trick is to get players lower than their average draft position. I use footballguys.com for my ADP tables, and their Draft Dominator is a great tool.6. Rookie wide receivers are usually not worth drafting. For every Anquan Boldin or Randy Moss, there are hundreds of wide receivers who do squadoosh until their third year.7. When in doubt, choose players on productive teams. Teams like Atlanta have not been efficient in the red zone.8. Take a kicker with your final pick. The top kicker has been a different guy each of the last six seasons. Reaching for a kicker is a waste.9. Know your opponents. If other manager is a hard core Raider fan, use that to your advantage. Threaten to take McFadden early to force him to. Feed your opponents misinformation about your likes and dislikes of players.10. Stay sober. Drafting a team of Johnsons may sound funny when you're hammered, but there is nothing worse than dooming your team the day of the draft.
BION I'm imsrpesed! Cool post!
Hail Marys' TDs
Witten Protection Program
The Fast and Demaryius
Farve fingers in her Percy
good list. if you want to be able to search for the best fantasy football team names by a specific player check out BFTN http://bestfantasyteamnames.com/fantasy-football-n...
Nice list. Many of these are still usable today so that's cool. I can recommend a couple of places for you to research from like tom did up there. My fav is http://www.fantasyfootballnames.com - enjoy!
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Two Mannings one cup
Favre Dollar Footlong
these names are super brilliant!!!
here's a few i was able to come up with off top...
Eric Deck the halls (Eric Decker)
at the line of spinach
99 problems but a ref ain't one
Tom Cough drops
Nail in the Coughlin
They are who we thought they were
Victor Cruzin to the end zone
Smokin Weeden Drinking Henne
Trent's Due
I'm Rexy and I know it
Garcon in 60 seconds
3rd and Jake Long
Greg Olsen twins
hip hip Murrayyyyyy
Tim tea bagged
Green eggs and Manningham
Romo and Juliet
Self DEZtruction (Dez Bryant)
Jack and Jill went up the Tannehill
Ike and Tina Taylor
DeAnJELLO Jigglers
Antonio pearly Gates
Don't be Haden
Titsburgh Feelers
RG three peat
J.J. 60 Watt bulb
kibbles and tits
Seahawks & the Beast
Aaron on the Side of the Packers
Henne & Coke
Gabbert dabba doo
grounky show
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Makin it Wayne, Gettin Lucky
Victorious Secret ......after Michael Vick !
Arian DomiNation
Cruz Control
or Graham Crackers
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"THE FIGHTING AMISH" (Then a sub title,I have) Some men just want to watch the world Churn.( A reference from The batman trilogy when Alfred said to Bruce " Some men want to watch the world Burn")
Feely My Johnson, Fourth Down Syndrome, and My Vick In a Box
The Team U Wish U Had
WW(M)JD - What Would M. Jones Drew?
I have Taiwan Jones so my team name is, Made in Taiwan
i have Tony Romo, Calvin Johnson, Jordy Nelson, Kevin Smith, Willis McGahee, Jimmy Graham, Pierre Garcon, Ryan Mathews, Darrius Heyward-Bey, Jermaine Gresham, Alex Smith and Robbie Gould
any ideas?
so far i have:
See My Gould Johnson
.45cal Smith & Willis (thanks to Nelson B)
Witten ya like to know me?
i like tim`s hightower
Turner over and Graham it in
For Aaron Rodgers owners.....Mr. Rodgers Neighour Hoods. Especially good if you also have a couple of guys on your team with criminal records...
Andrew Luck Webber
GRONKEY Show
Forte "Akers" and Mule
Jaquizz in my pants
YouJacquizz.com by far the best I have heard yet
Romocoaster of love
May Luck Wayne down upon me
Reading dwayne bowe
Bryant's Babysitters
I have dez bryant and all the other diva Wr's so I named my team The Babysitter's Club
drew brees needs to put on some wieght so he can be fat and roll on the feild.
Toby or Not Toby...That is the question
U Guys Dont Have A Prater
Jerry's kids
Hellicopter Vicks
Pitchin' a Trent
Say Haloti my little friend!
Gimme a Graham
DwayneBowe connection
Farve from over
CRUZin to VICTORy :-)
Forte 5 No Safety Button
Midnight in Perrish
lights CAMera JACKSiON
Schaub on my Kolb
sandusky touched my dicka
wells full of white rice
Payaton for Bounties
Sandusky's Tight Ends
Cry Me A Rivers
Mine's "Rubber Receipts" with the team slogan "I'll ruin you like I ruined Ochocinco"
I. Pead My Pants
I had Vick and Ben Tate and my team was. How does my Vick Tate?
Red Suh Lo Cup!
Td-baggers
The Colstonoscopy Clinic
stewart scotts eye
Slob on my Kolb
Four Thin Inches
Packin Some Major Woodson
Matty Ice and Forte Loco
Need something creative using Trent Richardson
Playcall 85 Headbutt is mine for this year
My team this year is "Sandusky's Shower Buddies"
Who Framed Roger's Rabbit?
How has no one thought of this yet? ^^^
Badonk a Gronk
Give me WoodHead
Tears of Tebow
Pats my Woodhead
"Drop it like it's Knox" or "School of Hard Knox"
Steve Mcnairs Pistol Offense
LeGarrettes Blunt
plaxcindental shooters
Dezmestic Violence
No Dez- Respect To Your Mama
Tuck and Rolle
smoke Weeden sleep
" 49Cal. Smith&Willis
More Cushing for the Pushing
I made my team name "Lynch a Blackmon"
James Holmes Defense...
too soon?
Did Junior Seau when he got shot?
I got Farve fingers in her Percy
Erin Andrews Turns My Johnson Into a Hightower LOL!
Rex Ryan's Neck Fat...... Best Team Name EVER!
ConVICK
Palmer breaston driver bush
Biggo TDs
hands off my vick!
But here's my number, so caldwell me maybe
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