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100 Awesome Fantasy Football Team Names

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I have played fantasy football for many years, so I know the importance of having a cool team name.

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Fantasy Football Team Names

Are you searching for that perfect name for your fantasy football team? Do you want to appear funny, witty, sarcastic, and "in-the-know" to your competitors? To be the best, you have to act like the best, and an awesome team name is essential to fantasy football success.

No matter if you play in an office league, a casual league with random people on the internet, or a highly competitive win-at-all-costs-or-you-will-suffer-relentless-ridicule-for-your-impotent-fantasy-football-skills league, an awesome team name is the first step to domination.

Here are 100 examples of awesome fantasy football team names:

  1. Whatchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis?
  2. Smoke a Bowe, Drink a Forte
  3. Arian Foster Care
  4. WOW! THAT’S A LOW RICE!
  5. Rated R for Gore
  6. The Arian Rice
  7. Turner over, give her your Best
  8. Medulla Amendola
  9. The Blair White Project
  10. Austin-tatious
  11. Need to Titan Up
  12. Sacks to be Cutler
  13. Hope I Don’t Have to Mendenhall Your Wounds
  14. Maclin on Your Girl
  15. I hate Torain on your parade!
  16. Jackson . . . Jacksoff. . .
  17. Donald Drives a Lambeau
  18. Colt Following
  19. Gospel According to Johnson
  20. Brady Quinn, Medicine Woman
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21. Corn on the Schaub

22. Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

23. Breaston Plants

24. The Boldin the Beautiful

25. Farve Dollar Footlong

26. The ShawShiancoe Redemption

27. The 40-Year-Old Viking

28. Forgetting Brandon Marshall

29. Burressted Development

30. Do Us All a Farve and Retire

31. What Would Jones-Drew?

32. I’m Brinin’ Hasslebeck

33. I Touchdown There

34. Skittles, Taste Dwayne Bowe

35. Have Bush? Get Barber!

36. Orton (Hears a) Who?

37. Ben There, Raped That

38. Henne, I Shrunk the Kids

39. I Dream of Mangini

40. Kibbles 'n' Vick

41. Make It Wayne

42. Live Freeney or Addai Hard

43. Vick in a Box

44. Forte Yard Dash

45. My Bironas!!!

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46. League FAVREts

47. The Garbageberger

48. Oliver Klozoffe

50. 2 Much Johnson 4 You

51. Rice Rice Baby

52. Armed Schaubbery

53. White Cassel

54. Sproles Royce

55. Gourmet Scheffler

56. BP Spillers

57. Forte Ounces to Freedom

58. I Like Hines 57 with My Rothlisberger

59. Zach and Merriman Make a Porno

60. And a Partridge in a Crabtree

61. Ochocinco My Battleship

62. Golden Tate Bridge

63. Tatum Bell’s Airport Security Check

64. Breaston the Business

65. Addai Another Day

66. Sand Cassel

67. The Celek Few

68. Percy Whipped

69. Clean Out Urlacher

70. Henne Given Sunday

71. Baby Back Cribbs

72. Forte MPH

73. Nice Rackers

74. You’re Gonna Go Farve, Kid

75. Dez Dispenser

76. Frosted Flaccos

77. TJ Ocho Cuatro

78. Stafford Infection

79. The Good, the Bad, and the Detroit Lions

80. OMG, They Killed Henne!

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81. Tylenol Cold and Coughlin

82. Oh, Have Percy!

83. Corn on the Kolb

84. When It Rains, It Gores

85. Erin Andrews Turns My Johnson Into a Hightower

86. Vince Young & the Restless

87. No Place Like Delhomme

88. May the Schwartz Be with You

89. Hide Your Beagle Vicks an Eagle

90. Favre from Retiring

91. Favre Finger Death Punch

92. The Playbook of Eli

93. Touch Me and I’ll Suh

94. I Wish My Wife Sucked as Much as Your Team

95. Scobee-Do

96. Revis and Butthead

97. Turn Head & Coughlin

98. DeAnJELLO’s Snack Pack

99. 4th and Longwell

100. Suh Girls, One Cup

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Comments

Eric Tatum on December 21, 2016:

Wake Up Call

Go Dolphins!

Ryan on February 07, 2015:

Lots of parameters to conisder 1. Know your scoring system. Know whether it favors taking a QB, or if players who return kicks have value.2. When taking running backs, try to capture feature backs first, ahead of timeshare/platoon players.3. Rookie QBs are a waste of a pick.4. Consider strength of schedule when you choose key skill players and your defense. If you have Willie Parker, and he's going up against 10 top run defenses, his value is diminished.5. Don't go overboard with risk. Use Value Based Drafting (VDP). The trick is to get players lower than their average draft position. I use footballguys.com for my ADP tables, and their Draft Dominator is a great tool.6. Rookie wide receivers are usually not worth drafting. For every Anquan Boldin or Randy Moss, there are hundreds of wide receivers who do squadoosh until their third year.7. When in doubt, choose players on productive teams. Teams like Atlanta have not been efficient in the red zone.8. Take a kicker with your final pick. The top kicker has been a different guy each of the last six seasons. Reaching for a kicker is a waste.9. Know your opponents. If other manager is a hard core Raider fan, use that to your advantage. Threaten to take McFadden early to force him to. Feed your opponents misinformation about your likes and dislikes of players.10. Stay sober. Drafting a team of Johnsons may sound funny when you're hammered, but there is nothing worse than dooming your team the day of the draft.

Lorene on February 06, 2015:

BION I'm imsrpesed! Cool post!

lscottl on August 25, 2014:

Hail Marys' TDs

Fantasy on August 24, 2013:

Witten Protection Program

Ryan on August 17, 2013:

The Fast and Demaryius

Trish on July 25, 2013:

Farve fingers in her Percy

Joe on July 16, 2013:

good list. if you want to be able to search for the best fantasy football team names by a specific player check out BFTN http://bestfantasyteamnames.com/fantasy-football-n...

JJ on April 30, 2013:

Nice list. Many of these are still usable today so that's cool. I can recommend a couple of places for you to research from like tom did up there. My fav is http://www.fantasyfootballnames.com - enjoy!

josh on January 01, 2013:

Two Mannings one cup

Favre Dollar Footlong

Brandon on December 21, 2012:

these names are super brilliant!!!

here's a few i was able to come up with off top...

Eric Deck the halls (Eric Decker)

at the line of spinach

99 problems but a ref ain't one

Tom Cough drops

Nail in the Coughlin

They are who we thought they were

Victor Cruzin to the end zone

Smokin Weeden Drinking Henne

Trent's Due

I'm Rexy and I know it

Garcon in 60 seconds

3rd and Jake Long

Greg Olsen twins

hip hip Murrayyyyyy

Tim tea bagged

Green eggs and Manningham

Romo and Juliet

Self DEZtruction (Dez Bryant)

Jack and Jill went up the Tannehill

Ike and Tina Taylor

DeAnJELLO Jigglers

Antonio pearly Gates

Don't be Haden

Titsburgh Feelers

RG three peat

J.J. 60 Watt bulb

kibbles and tits

Drew Breezzy from somewhere in my mind on December 03, 2012:

Seahawks & the Beast

Shannon on November 25, 2012:

Aaron on the Side of the Packers

Drew Breezzy from somewhere in my mind on November 24, 2012:

Henne & Coke

Drew Breezzy from somewhere in my mind on November 24, 2012:

Gabbert dabba doo

awesome on November 21, 2012:

grounky show

++++

vande424 on November 09, 2012:

Makin it Wayne, Gettin Lucky

sbluvnit on October 11, 2012:

Victorious Secret ......after Michael Vick !

kevk on October 06, 2012:

Arian DomiNation

Dylan Friss on October 04, 2012:

Cruz Control

or Graham Crackers

critch21 on September 30, 2012:

"THE FIGHTING AMISH" (Then a sub title,I have) Some men just want to watch the world Churn.( A reference from The batman trilogy when Alfred said to Bruce " Some men want to watch the world Burn")

Da_Pack on September 26, 2012:

Feely My Johnson, Fourth Down Syndrome, and My Vick In a Box

SwAgDaDy on September 24, 2012:

The Team U Wish U Had

Flip on September 18, 2012:

WW(M)JD - What Would M. Jones Drew?

Gdvo on September 11, 2012:

I have Taiwan Jones so my team name is, Made in Taiwan

Chris on September 10, 2012:

i have Tony Romo, Calvin Johnson, Jordy Nelson, Kevin Smith, Willis McGahee, Jimmy Graham, Pierre Garcon, Ryan Mathews, Darrius Heyward-Bey, Jermaine Gresham, Alex Smith and Robbie Gould

any ideas?

so far i have:

See My Gould Johnson

.45cal Smith & Willis (thanks to Nelson B)

halls0621 on September 09, 2012:

Witten ya like to know me?

poop on September 08, 2012:

i like tim`s hightower

flyeaglesfly on September 07, 2012:

Turner over and Graham it in

born2bwild on September 05, 2012:

For Aaron Rodgers owners.....Mr. Rodgers Neighour Hoods. Especially good if you also have a couple of guys on your team with criminal records...

cruzkb on September 05, 2012:

Andrew Luck Webber

Guest on September 05, 2012:

GRONKEY Show

Bazinh on September 05, 2012:

Forte "Akers" and Mule

Tyler on September 05, 2012:

Jaquizz in my pants

Ruudi on September 04, 2012:

YouJacquizz.com by far the best I have heard yet

Achmed on September 04, 2012:

Romocoaster of love

ciaobella1981 on September 04, 2012:

May Luck Wayne down upon me

hfjdoshff on September 04, 2012:

Reading dwayne bowe

Drew on September 04, 2012:

Bryant's Babysitters

Relztinhcs on September 02, 2012:

I have dez bryant and all the other diva Wr's so I named my team The Babysitter's Club

tanner on September 01, 2012:

drew brees needs to put on some wieght so he can be fat and roll on the feild.

flyeaglefly on September 01, 2012:

Toby or Not Toby...That is the question

flyeaglesfly on September 01, 2012:

U Guys Dont Have A Prater

MBND1 on August 30, 2012:

Jerry's kids

Cook on August 30, 2012:

Hellicopter Vicks

Me on August 29, 2012:

Pitchin' a Trent

mh on August 29, 2012:

Say Haloti my little friend!

Scott on August 28, 2012:

Gimme a Graham

poop on August 28, 2012:

DwayneBowe connection

Nick on August 28, 2012:

Farve from over

Amanda on August 27, 2012:

CRUZin to VICTORy :-)

kurt1434 on August 27, 2012:

Forte 5 No Safety Button

Heis on August 26, 2012:

Midnight in Perrish

the bwo bwo on August 26, 2012:

lights CAMera JACKSiON

JR on August 26, 2012:

Schaub on my Kolb

bob on August 26, 2012:

sandusky touched my dicka

aaaaa on August 25, 2012:

wells full of white rice

Matt on August 25, 2012:

Payaton for Bounties

Mike on August 24, 2012:

Sandusky's Tight Ends

nico on August 24, 2012:

Cry Me A Rivers

cdubyadubya on August 24, 2012:

Mine's "Rubber Receipts" with the team slogan "I'll ruin you like I ruined Ochocinco"

Jon on August 24, 2012:

I. Pead My Pants

CR on August 21, 2012:

I had Vick and Ben Tate and my team was. How does my Vick Tate?

LongDongMcLong on August 20, 2012:

Red Suh Lo Cup!

bj on August 19, 2012:

Td-baggers

JKN on August 19, 2012:

The Colstonoscopy Clinic

TYank on August 19, 2012:

stewart scotts eye

John Donner on August 17, 2012:

Slob on my Kolb

Sean on August 17, 2012:

Four Thin Inches

Dean McGinn II on August 16, 2012:

Packin Some Major Woodson

Steven on August 16, 2012:

Matty Ice and Forte Loco

Scott on August 16, 2012:

Need something creative using Trent Richardson

Jonny on August 16, 2012:

Playcall 85 Headbutt is mine for this year

Ryne on August 15, 2012:

My team this year is "Sandusky's Shower Buddies"

d-dizzle on August 15, 2012:

Who Framed Roger's Rabbit?

How has no one thought of this yet? ^^^

BDawk20 on August 14, 2012:

Badonk a Gronk

Austin on August 13, 2012:

Give me WoodHead

Josh on August 13, 2012:

Tears of Tebow

Jacob on August 13, 2012:

Pats my Woodhead

Steve on August 12, 2012:

"Drop it like it's Knox" or "School of Hard Knox"

Sam on August 12, 2012:

Steve Mcnairs Pistol Offense

kyle on August 11, 2012:

LeGarrettes Blunt

plax on August 10, 2012:

plaxcindental shooters

Hodges on August 10, 2012:

Dezmestic Violence

Starks on August 09, 2012:

No Dez- Respect To Your Mama

GMenWinAgain on August 08, 2012:

Tuck and Rolle

colt on August 07, 2012:

smoke Weeden sleep

Nelson B on August 07, 2012:

" 49Cal. Smith&Willis

TyW on August 07, 2012:

More Cushing for the Pushing

capncrumble on August 04, 2012:

I made my team name "Lynch a Blackmon"

CChristian on August 03, 2012:

James Holmes Defense...

too soon?

makua on August 02, 2012:

Did Junior Seau when he got shot?

Dan on July 29, 2012:

I got Farve fingers in her Percy

Drew Breezzy from somewhere in my mind on July 23, 2012:

Erin Andrews Turns My Johnson Into a Hightower LOL!

Dan on July 17, 2012:

Rex Ryan's Neck Fat...... Best Team Name EVER!

Lee on July 13, 2012:

ConVICK

bob on July 12, 2012:

Palmer breaston driver bush

Ernie on July 12, 2012:

Biggo TDs

bobby, on July 11, 2012:

hands off my vick!

drew on July 10, 2012:

But here's my number, so caldwell me maybe

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