150 Funny and Clever Fantasy Hockey Team Names
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Funny NHL Fantasy Team Names
The first requirement for a successful NHL fantasy hockey season is a clever, funny, and witty team name. However, it can often be difficult to think of one that suits your style. If you are having trouble coming up with a name, then you have come to the right place. The following is an awesome list of potential names for your fantasy team. Have fun checking it out and hopefully you can find one that works for your fantasy hockey team. The list has been updated for the 2021 season.
Funny NHL Fantasy Team Names
- Dropping Klefboms
- Dzingel Berries
- Drunk Dahlin
- Bros Before Ahos
- Dumba and Dumber
- Hard to Yandle
- Doughty Deeds
- Kreiders of the Moon
- Rust Never Sleeps
- Never Mind the Pulocks
- D'yer Makar
- Hellebuyck Girl
- Raanta and Rave
- Marchand Band
- Chronicles of Rittich
- Stalock 13
- Coyle and Strike
- Staal Tactics
- Weiss Guys
- The Vlasic Pickles
- Samsonov and Delilah
- Benn There Doan That
- Little Pionk Houses
- Antti-Matter
- Doan and Out
- Flippula You Off
- Nikitin Fit
- Glass of Marleau
- The Ott Man Out
- Carle of the Wild
- Voodoo Dowells
- Probert Etiquette
- Blue Line Bandits
- Dropping the Gloves
- At The Helm
- Rotating Staal
- Sedin in Limbo
- Semyon Says
- Coffey Break
- Coyle and Strike
- Hard Boyled Eggs
- Holy Roy
- Lafleur Power
- No Rest for the Fleury
- Strong Coffey
- Winner Winner Steen Dinner
- Orr Diggers
- Boll Movement
- Rendezvous with Ramo
- In It To Winnik
- Mad Heeter
- Absolute Prust
- Survive and Prospal
- Staal In The Family
- North Kariya
- No Regretzkys
- The Vezina Monologues
- Mother Puckers
- Gudas Gold
- Benn Laden
- Scary Barrie
- Seguin Genesis
- Goon Squad
- Crash Test Domi
- Eichel Tower
- Dark Maatta
- It Doesn't Maatta
- Tater Tots
- Trouba Doors
- Hiller High Water
- Paille Rider
- Chicken Pacioretty
- That's a Load of Jarnkrok
- Pekka Heads
- Parenteau Guidance
- Erixon Valdez
- A Gaunce of Prevention
- Arcobello de Triumph
- Up and Etem
- Smokin' Budaj
- Reto Rooters
- Too Fehr Gone
- Sittin' On (The Dach of the Bay)
- Not Your Stepan Stone
- Phaneuf Said
- Bouillon Cubes
Fantasy Hockey Names Inspired by Film and TV
- Urbom Cowboy
- The Fasth and the Furious
- Valley of the Dowells
- The Biega Bang Theory
- Accidental Turris
- Fehr and Away
- Bleacher Blums
- Bettman Returns
- Burns Notice
- I'm Bettman
- Doan of the Dead
- Stastny & Hutch
- Ennis the Menace
- Legwands of the Fall
- Dirty Ryan Callahan
- Forget Parise
- May The Forsberg With You
- Malkin In The Middle
- Weekend at Bernier's
- Ranger Things
- Dateline Predators
- The Perfect Strome
- Dumba and Dumber
How to Come Up With a Name for Your Fantasy NHL League
As you can see from these examples, a good idea is to take a name of a hockey player and make a pun based on their name. Try to see if their name can fit into something like a film title or famous song lyrics. You may consider a name based on game terms or rules. You could also use names of actual teams or even coaches. The possibilities are endless!
Music-Inspired NHL Fantasy Names
- Doan Bring Me Down
- Baby's Got Backlund
- Lazar Bomba
- I Hertl Myself Today
- Pardy Like a Rock Star
- Gionta Fly Now
- Where the Streits Have No Names
- Whole Latta Love
- Giroux Your Own Way
- Oshie Can You See
- Hull & Oates
- Moves Like Jagr
- Semyon & Garfunkel
- Baby's Goc Back
- Doan Stop Believin'
- Unknown Legwand
- Getzlaf My Cloud
- Since You Benn Gone
- The Barch is Back
- Back That Asham Up
- I Just Met You, This is Krejci
- Sound Gardiner
- Woo Letang Clan
Chicago Blackhawks Fantasy Names
- The Saad Cafe
- Kane is Able
- Saad Sack
- Isaac Anisimov
- Toews in the Water
- Saad Excuse
Pittsburgh Penguins Fantasy Team Names
- Dark Matta
- It Doesn't Matta
- Rust Never Sleeps
- Hotel Ruhwedel
- Malkin Mind Meld
- The Kessel Run
- I'm Malkin Here
- You Malkin to Me?
- The Crosby Show
- Malkin In The Middle
Los Angeles Kings Fantasy Team Names
- Fried Cammalleri
- Doughty Little Secret
- Free Folin
- Laich Ness Monsters
- Drops of Kopitar in Her Hair
- Doughty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
- Laich It Down
- Big Doughty Kane
- Doughty by Nature
Florida Panthers Fantasy Team Names
- The Luongo Shot
- Bjugstad Bites
- Hard to Yandle
- Going Luongo
- The Luongo Run
Boston Bruins Fantasy Team Names
- Krugs Not Drugs
- Backes Spasms
- Postma Always Rings Twice
- Backes in Black
- Backes Door Bangers
- I Just Met You
- This is Krejci
New York Islanders Fantasy Team Names
- Leddy Zeppelin
- Greiss the Skids
- Greiss is the Word
- The Eberle Brothers
- Eberle and Ivory
- Ladd Before Time
Comments
Big Bad Wolf on February 28, 2020:
Captain Crunch
Mark on December 10, 2019:
Oh oh oh it’s Mrazek (from the song OhOhOh it magic)
Natural Born Keller’s
theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 14, 2019:
Nice one Sherall!
Sherall on October 14, 2019:
NealBeforeNoOne
Mark on October 12, 2019:
Radulov a Goal or 2
theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 10, 2019:
Nice one! Thanks for reading.
Pete on October 10, 2019:
Male Pattern Archibaldness
Shat in Court on October 10, 2019:
Your Mom's Aho
Clarence on October 04, 2019:
Puck Off!
Ksalt13 on September 29, 2019:
Kelso’s Burns
Scott Duke on September 25, 2019:
Trocheckmate
Ernie Pantusso on September 19, 2019:
Nashville Predators inspired : "Can Josi My Pekka?"
theframjak (author) from East Coast on September 05, 2019:
Nice one.
Davey on September 04, 2019:
Son of Samsonov
Tj26711 on December 23, 2018:
Freezing my Kuznetzov.
Jason on December 15, 2018:
Drew CAREY, PRICE is right
Trevor on November 26, 2018:
Hartnell Downs Jagr Bombs
caleb on November 21, 2018:
that is so funny
Dinger on October 21, 2018:
What’s the Brayden Point
Dinger on October 21, 2018:
Not My Faulk
ADP on October 15, 2018:
Finger'n my Barasso
saucerking61 on October 03, 2018:
Vrana Haula Dube?
Lehtera's Laines
Ambush on September 28, 2018:
Rakell and Morrissey
Kaitlyn on September 28, 2018:
Back and Boeser than Ever
Been to Hellebuyck
Fist of Fleury
No Shots to the Hedman
Good OEL Hockey Game
Gus on September 19, 2018:
2 Boyle’s 1 cup
R on September 19, 2018:
Book Hockey
Sean on September 07, 2018:
Budajlicious
Spak on September 06, 2018:
That's What Shea Said!
Noah on September 05, 2018:
Eberle Hills Cop
Jeremy on July 22, 2018:
dropping the gloves
Adogg on December 10, 2017:
Easton Fections
Shaft on October 12, 2017:
Chiasson the Dream
Go habs on October 12, 2017:
Smack my Bishop
Pacioretty and Meatballs
habshead on October 09, 2017:
who's line is it eberle
Broc on October 04, 2017:
Panik! at the Disco.
Hello my Darling.
Chaz E Baker on October 02, 2017:
Just changed my team name from "Me so Hornqvist" to "Hoochie-Kutcherov"
Bryan on September 28, 2017:
North Kariya and General Aho's Chicken are mine for this year.
Tallen77 on September 27, 2017:
I stand not Neal
subiedude on September 15, 2017:
Too hot to Yandle
T-Bone on January 25, 2017:
Hatrik Laine
Ronnie Dunn on January 04, 2017:
camel toews
Frank on January 04, 2017:
mine is Eichel You
Canucks on October 31, 2016:
Mine are:
Benn Laden
Subban Hussein
Brock on October 21, 2016:
This is gonna Hertl Ott
Wanna see my deke?
Jumanji on October 19, 2016:
Phillipssteven47 that's my fantasy name!!!! great minds think alike
Phillipsstephen47@yahoo.com on October 19, 2016:
Grabner By The Jussi
shrimpist on October 17, 2016:
malkin in the middle
bijj on October 13, 2016:
Wayne Regretzky
Smacknuts on October 13, 2016:
High Eichel sprain
Jeff on October 12, 2016:
Double Bennatration
Lucic and Chong on October 11, 2016:
Lucic and Chong has been mine for years.
theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 11, 2016:
Nice one. Thanks for commenting.
LGRW on October 10, 2016:
Holland Is A Weiss GM
Dave Baldwin on October 10, 2016:
Ehrhoff Like Prom Dress
Clayton on October 10, 2016:
Last two years I did "50 Shades of Toews" and "Don't Toews me Bro." I suppose "Doan Toews me Crow" works too.
theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 09, 2016:
Okay, thanks for the suggestion.
Dick Trickle on October 06, 2016:
#16 should be changed to The Fasth and the Fleurious
Kevin on October 06, 2016:
Eberle Hills Ninjas
Sean on October 05, 2016:
A great list. I sent the link to my hockey league for people to use if they wanted.
How about this one: "DeKeyser Söze". Definitely a fantasy hockey team to fear.
AAA on October 05, 2016:
McLellan Me Softly
theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 01, 2016:
Keep the names coming in everyone. I really enjoy seeing what other people are coming up with for this new season.
Joseph on September 29, 2016:
Hot Cosby Crosby
No Thanks on September 16, 2016:
My new team name is Pekka Pickled Peppers
HabsFan on August 26, 2016:
How about this one... Rhymes with Regina
atique on March 31, 2016:
Puckbunny Magnets
RJ on January 14, 2016:
Book Hockey (say it out loud)
RJ on January 14, 2016:
Semin on her Backes
Kris on November 12, 2015:
best team name ever
YourDatsyukedMyDick
Dan on November 07, 2015:
Girouxsalem
Kevin on October 25, 2015:
How about:
I Got Stone and They Missed it.
Kanesensual Sex on October 21, 2015:
Pretty sure mine wins:
Kanesensual Sex
Paul on October 17, 2015:
oduya know the Byfuglien man
Trent on October 10, 2015:
Eichel tower
Shawn on October 09, 2015:
Oh n'oshie didnt
joel on October 08, 2015:
Phil Crosby
Mike on October 07, 2015:
Voynov's Vengeance
Konstantine on October 07, 2015:
Taxicab Kanefessions
Todd on September 30, 2015:
Eichel You
rich on September 29, 2015:
Tatar Sauce
Ronnie on September 28, 2015:
Benn to Hall and Backes
Mike on September 24, 2015:
Netflix & Gill.... Instead of Netflix and Chill
Anthony v. on September 22, 2015:
Doughty Sanchez
I Drouin the bathroom Staal
Chara Bergeron the grill
Doughty Stoll some Jagr
JC on September 21, 2015:
I have Trevor Daley, Pekka Rinne, Alex Ovcehkin on my team so I made up the team name
DaleyPekkaOvechkins
poop on September 17, 2015:
Now Josi Me Now U Don't
Pour Me A Glass of Malkin
Marleau and Me
You, Me, and Dupuis
Fast & Fleuryious
Connie on September 17, 2015:
The Vezina Monologues
Andrew on September 15, 2015:
Consider these:
- Shinnimin Toast Crunch
- McDavid and Goliath
TJM on January 08, 2015:
GRABNER CLITSOME
theframjak (author) from East Coast on November 11, 2014:
Max, thanks for reading. Those ate two great suggestions. Thanks for sharing them and good luck with your fantasy team.
Max on November 10, 2014:
Malkin In The Middle
CamelToews
Dave on November 01, 2014:
Sweet and Tanguay
funny dude on October 20, 2014:
who shattenkirks bed?
Chris S on October 18, 2014:
Pop That Boyle
100M Hertl
Well Done Umberger
Chris on October 15, 2014:
Had fun with a few players I drafted in regular and dynasty leagues.
These Hossas Ain't Loyal
StroMe your Kucherov
Derik on October 13, 2014:
My name this year: Gudas Gold
theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 11, 2014:
Juan, tanks for reading and for the cool name ideas. I love the Staalbucks Toffee suggestion.
Juan on October 10, 2014:
My last 2 names have been Opa Gagner Style and Staalbucks Toffee. This year I'm going with Tyutin in the Staal! @juan_ramos
Heather on October 08, 2014:
I was "This is Why I'm Ott" last year. Need a new name this year, though!
theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 07, 2014:
Chris, nice one. I wish I had thought of it.
theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 07, 2014:
Gavin, thanks for stopping by. I like it!
Gavin on October 07, 2014:
How about "Guys and Galchenyuk"??