50 Funny and Clever Fantasy Hockey Team Names
NHL Fantasy Team Names
The first requirement for a successful NHL fantasy hockey season is a clever, funny, witty team name, but sometimes it's hard to think of one that best fits your personality. If you are having trouble thinking of a name, then you have come to the right place. The following is a list of potential names for your fantasy team. Have fun checking it out and hopefully you can find one that works for your 2016-2017 fantasy hockey team.
Reader Polls
For fun, I will conduct several reader polls in the weeks leading up to the NHL season to determine the most popular fantasy team name on the list, so be sure to check back regularly to vote. The winners will face off in a championship round to determine the best name on the list. The championship round voting will be conducted the week before the hockey season begins.
Pouliot Method
Semin Stains
Championship Round: Best of the Best
What is your favorite NHL fantasy team name on this list?
Boll Movement
Reader Poll #1
The winner of the first reader poll, which ended on 9/13/2016, was Semin Stains with 30% of the vote followed by Handzus Job with 15% and Krugs Not Drugs with 10%. The top three names from each poll will battle it out the week before the season starts to determine a champion.
Voodoo Dowells
Reader Poll #2
The winner of the second reader poll, which ended on 9/21/2016, was Moves Like Jagr with 27% of the vote followed by Backes Spasms with 16% and Smokin' Budaj with 13%.
Not Your Stepan Stone
Reader Poll #3
Three names tied for the lead in the third reader poll, which ended on 9/27/2016. Backes Door Bangers, Parenteau Guidance, and Flippula You Off all gathered 14% of the vote.
1. Bjugstad Bites
2. Pouloit Method
3. Handzus Job
4. Arcobello de Triumph
5. Baby's Got Backlund
6. I Hertl Myself Today
7. Forget Parise
8. Lazar Bomba
9. Urbom Cowboy
10. Bouillon Cubes
11. Pardy Like a Rock Star
12. Phaneuf Said
13. Semin Stains
14. Doan Bring Me Down
15. The Biega Bang Theory
16. The Fasth and the Furious
17. Semyon Says
18. Malkin Mind Meld
19. Gionta Fly Now
20. Mad Heeter
21. Absolute Prust
22. Hiller High Water
23. Erixon Valdez
24. Whole Latta Love
25. Giroux Your Own Way
26. Paille Rider
27. Gaunce of Prevention
28. Parenteau Guidance
29. Raanta and Rave
30. The Luongo Shot
31. Doughty Little Secret
32. Pekka Heads
33. Flippula You Off
34. Krugs Not Drugs
35. Smokin' Budaj
36. Survive and Prospal
37. Backes Spasms
38. Up and Etem
39. Reto Rooters
40. Valley of the Dowells
41. From Here To Etern
42. I'm Malkin Here
43. Too Fehr Gone
44. Staal Tactics
45. Laich It Down
46. Weiss Guys
47. The Saad Cafe
48. Coyle and Strike
49. Not Your Stepan Stone
50. Kane is Able
Extra:
Antti-Matter
Doan and Out
Nikitin Fit
Glass of Marleau
Hard to Yandle
The Ott Man Out
Oshie Can You See
Carle of the Wild
Tickle My Bickle
Accidental Turris
Voodoo Dowells
Probert Etiquette
Blue Line Bandits
Fehr and Away
Dropping the Gloves
Bleacher Blums
Face Off
At The Helm
Slow Ice
Going Luongo
Rotating Staal
Sedin in Limbo
Bettman Returns
Saad Sack
Leddy Zeppelin
Medicated DiPietro
Postma Always Rings Twice
Hull & Oates
Laich Ness Monsters
Greiss the Skids
Burns Notice
High Stickin'
Moves Like Jagr
Coffey Break
Overhead Cams
Backes in Black
Semyon & Garfunkel
Drops of Kopitar in Her Hair
You Malkin to Me?
Hard Boyled Eggs
Holy Roy
Lafleur Power
Greiss is the Word
I'm Bettman
The Luongo Run
Baby's Goc Back
Doan of the Dead
Stastny & Hutch
No Rest for the Fleary
Doan Stop Believin'
Unknown Legwand
Ennis the Menace
Getzlaf My Cloud
Doughty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Isaac Anisimov
Backes Door Bangers
Strong Coffey
The Crosby Show
Toews in the Water
Winner Winner Steen Dinner
Orr Diggers
The Eberle Brothers
Legwands of the Fall
Since You Benn Gone
Dirty Ryan Callahan
The Barch is Back
Boll Movement
In It To Winnik
The Kessel Run
Comments
Too hot to Yandle
Hatrik Laine
camel toews
mine is Eichel You
Mine are:
Benn Laden
Subban Hussein
This is gonna Hertl Ott
Wanna see my deke?
Phillipssteven47 that's my fantasy name!!!! great minds think alike
Grabner By The Jussi
malkin in the middle
Wayne Regretzky
High Eichel sprain
High Eichel sprain
Double Bennatration
Lucic and Chong has been mine for years.
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Nice one. Thanks for commenting.
Holland Is A Weiss GM
Ehrhoff Like Prom Dress
Last two years I did "50 Shades of Toews" and "Don't Toews me Bro." I suppose "Doan Toews me Crow" works too.
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Okay, thanks for the suggestion.
#16 should be changed to The Fasth and the Fleurious
Eberle Hills Ninjas
Eberle Hills Ninjas
A great list. I sent the link to my hockey league for people to use if they wanted.
How about this one: "DeKeyser Söze". Definitely a fantasy hockey team to fear.
McLellan Me Softly
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Keep the names coming in everyone. I really enjoy seeing what other people are coming up with for this new season.
Hot Cosby Crosby
I thought this is original... Tuukka me Tuukka you
My new team name is Pekka Pickled Peppers
How about this one... Rhymes with Regina
Bros before Hossas
Puckbunny Magnets
Book Hockey (say it out loud)
Semin on her Backes
best team name ever
YourDatsyukedMyDick
Girouxsalem
How about:
I Got Stone and They Missed it.
Pretty sure mine wins:
Kanesensual Sex
oduya know the Byfuglien man
Eichel tower
Oh n'oshie didnt
Phil Crosby
Voynov's Vengeance
Taxicab Kanefessions
Eichel You
Tatar Sauce
Benn to Hall and Backes
Netflix & Gill.... Instead of Netflix and Chill
Doughty Sanchez
I Drouin the bathroom Staal
Chara Bergeron the grill
Doughty Stoll some Jagr
I have Trevor Daley, Pekka Rinne, Alex Ovcehkin on my team so I made up the team name
DaleyPekkaOvechkins
Now Josi Me Now U Don't
Pour Me A Glass of Malkin
Marleau and Me
You, Me, and Dupuis
Fast & Fleuryious
The Vezina Monologues
Consider these:
- Shinnimin Toast Crunch
- McDavid and Goliath
GRABNER CLITSOME
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Max, thanks for reading. Those ate two great suggestions. Thanks for sharing them and good luck with your fantasy team.
Malkin In The Middle
CamelToews
Sweet and Tanguay
who shattenkirks bed?
Pop That Boyle
100M Hertl
Well Done Umberger
Had fun with a few players I drafted in regular and dynasty leagues.
These Hossas Ain't Loyal
StroMe your Kucherov
My name this year: Gudas Gold
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Juan, tanks for reading and for the cool name ideas. I love the Staalbucks Toffee suggestion.
My last 2 names have been Opa Gagner Style and Staalbucks Toffee. This year I'm going with Tyutin in the Staal! @juan_ramos
I was "This is Why I'm Ott" last year. Need a new name this year, though!
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Chris, nice one. I wish I had thought of it.
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Gavin, thanks for stopping by. I like it!
How about "Guys and Galchenyuk"??
Camel Toews
I like these b¡tches love hossa...( as in the Song love Sosa )
"The Tootoo Trains is my team name this year."
Haha, that's great.
I am entering the season having proudly thought of Drouin it Doggystyle
CrosbyLaichsBoyesSemin
The schoenfeld donuts
Mine is 2 Sedins no cup
That's What She Saad
Olli Maata of God
Never Go Full Kopitard
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Ismillz, thanks for the great team name.
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Another great suggestion. Keep them coming in!
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Jonathan, thanks for reading and for the great team name.
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Sean, great name! Thanks for stopping by.
my team name from last year was Fleury of Semin
when I played in the NHL I use to use Cheechoo and Chong as my fantasy team name
Just Jokinen Bro
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Hey Matt, love the team names, especially Body Czech Republic! Thanks for reading.
Bickell Bickell Bickell Bickell
my two team names for this year are The Traigcally Hipchecks and the Body Czech Republic
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Joe, thanks for the the clever name. Hopefully your Caps will do better this season.
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Chris, nice one. Thanks for reading.
How You Drouin
Now... as a Caps fan who can laugh at his own team.......
Ovechkin Stam-coasts
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Chris, that is a great name. Wish I had thought of it! Thanks for reading.
Eberle Hillbillies was my go-to name the last couple years.
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Matt, thanks for reading and thanks for the great suggestion. Keep checking back as new names are added regularly.
Aint No Haula Back Girl
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the man, thanks for reading and for the team name suggestions!
I have a bunch more....a few for ya
Hanzal jobingdotcom
Artificial InSemination
Pretty Little Liles
Erik Hot Karlsson
Love Yandles
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Thanks Brendan. I'll add your suggestions to the list.
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Matt, Thanks for reading. That's a good one.
Great read. Highlights from my years past. Meet the puckers. Puck ticklers. Men handling wood. And when boogaard was alive, boogaard's heroes.
Jagr Bombs
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Nice one Dale. I'll add it to the list.
Zidlicky my pekka
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