150 Funny and Clever Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Bryan Rust, RW, Pittsburgh Penguins
Photo by Nate Smallwood Tribune-Review
Funny NHL Fantasy Team Names
The first requirement for a successful NHL fantasy hockey season is a clever, funny, and witty team name. However, it can often be difficult to think of one that suits your style. If you are having trouble coming up with a name, then you have come to the right place. The following is an awesome list of potential names for your fantasy team. Have fun checking it out. I hope you can find one that works for your fantasy hockey team. The list has been updated for the 2022 season.
Funny NHL Fantasy Team Names
- Dropping Klefboms
- Dzingel Berries
- Drunk Dahlin
- Bros Before Ahos
- Dumba and Dumber
- Hard to Yandle
- Doughty Deeds
- Kreiders of the Moon
- Rust Never Sleeps
- Never Mind the Pulocks
- D'yer Makar
- Hellebuyck Girl
- Raanta and Rave
- Marchand Band
- Chronicles of Rittich
- Stalock 13
- Coyle and Strike
- Staal Tactics
- Weiss Guys
- The Vlasic Pickles
- Samsonov and Delilah
- Benn There Doan That
- Little Pionk Houses
- Antti-Matter
- Doan and Out
- Flippula You Off
- Nikitin Fit
- Glass of Marleau
- The Ott Man Out
- Carle of the Wild
- Voodoo Dowells
- Probert Etiquette
- Blue Line Bandits
- Dropping the Gloves
- At The Helm
- Rotating Staal
- Sedin in Limbo
- Semyon Says
- Coffey Break
- Coyle and Strike
- Hard Boyled Eggs
- Holy Roy
- Lafleur Power
- No Rest for the Fleury
- Strong Coffey
- Winner Winner Steen Dinner
- Orr Diggers
- Boll Movement
- Rendezvous with Ramo
- In It To Winnik
- Mad Heeter
- Absolute Prust
- Survive and Prospal
- Staal In The Family
- North Kariya
- No Regretzkys
- The Vezina Monologues
- Mother Puckers
- Gudas Gold
- Benn Laden
- Scary Barrie
- Seguin Genesis
- Goon Squad
- Crash Test Domi
- Eichel Tower
- Dark Maatta
- It Doesn't Maatta
- Tater Tots
- Trouba Doors
- Hiller High Water
- Paille Rider
- Chicken Pacioretty
- That's a Load of Jarnkrok
- Pekka Heads
- Parenteau Guidance
- Erixon Valdez
- A Gaunce of Prevention
- Arcobello de Triumph
- Up and Etem
- Smokin' Budaj
- Reto Rooters
- Too Fehr Gone
- Sittin' On (The Dach of the Bay)
- Not Your Stepan Stone
- Phaneuf Said
- Bouillon Cubes
Sebastian Aho, F, Carolina Hurricanes
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Fantasy Hockey Names Inspired by Film and TV
- Urbom Cowboy
- The Fasth and the Furious
- Valley of the Dowells
- The Biega Bang Theory
- Accidental Turris
- Fehr and Away
- Bleacher Blums
- Bettman Returns
- Burns Notice
- I'm Bettman
- Doan of the Dead
- Stastny & Hutch
- Ennis the Menace
- Legwands of the Fall
- Dirty Ryan Callahan
- Forget Parise
- May The Forsberg With You
- Malkin In The Middle
- Weekend at Bernier's
- Ranger Things
- Dateline Predators
- The Perfect Strome
- Dumba and Dumber
How to Come Up With a Name for Your Fantasy NHL League
As you can see from these examples, a good idea is to take a name of a hockey player and make a pun based on their name. Try to see if their name can fit into something like a film title or famous song lyrics. You may consider a name based on game terms or rules. You could also use names of actual teams or even coaches. The possibilities are endless!
Music-Inspired NHL Fantasy Names
- Doan Bring Me Down
- Baby's Got Backlund
- Lazar Bomba
- I Hertl Myself Today
- Pardy Like a Rock Star
- Gionta Fly Now
- Where the Streits Have No Names
- Whole Latta Love
- Giroux Your Own Way
- Oshie Can You See
- Hull & Oates
- Moves Like Jagr
- Semyon & Garfunkel
- Baby's Goc Back
- Doan Stop Believin'
- Unknown Legwand
- Getzlaf My Cloud
- Since You Benn Gone
- The Barch is Back
- Back That Asham Up
- I Just Met You, This is Krejci
- Sound Gardiner
- Woo Letang Clan
Chicago Blackhawks Fantasy Names
- The Saad Cafe
- Kane is Able
- Saad Sack
- Isaac Anisimov
- Toews in the Water
- Saad Excuse
Phil Kessel, RW, Toronto Maple Leafs
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Pittsburgh Penguins Fantasy Team Names
- Dark Matta
- It Doesn't Matta
- Rust Never Sleeps
- Hotel Ruhwedel
- Malkin Mind Meld
- The Kessel Run
- I'm Malkin Here
- You Malkin to Me?
- The Crosby Show
- Malkin In The Middle
Mike Cammalleri, Forward, Los Angeles Kings
Photo by Al Charest/Calgary Sun/Postmedia Network)
Los Angeles Kings Fantasy Team Names
- Fried Cammalleri
- Doughty Little Secret
- Free Folin
- Laich Ness Monsters
- Drops of Kopitar in Her Hair
- Doughty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
- Laich It Down
- Big Doughty Kane
- Doughty by Nature
Christian Folin, Defenseman, Los Angeles Kings
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Florida Panthers Fantasy Team Names
- The Luongo Shot
- Bjugstad Bites
- Hard to Yandle
- Going Luongo
- The Luongo Run
Boston Bruins Fantasy Team Names
- Krugs Not Drugs
- Backes Spasms
- Postma Always Rings Twice
- Backes in Black
- Backes Door Bangers
- I Just Met You
- This is Krejci
Derek Stepan, C, New York Rangers
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New York Islanders Fantasy Team Names
- Leddy Zeppelin
- Greiss the Skids
- Greiss is the Word
- The Eberle Brothers
- Eberle and Ivory
- Ladd Before Time
Comments
Big Bad Wolf on February 28, 2020:
Captain Crunch
Mark on December 10, 2019:
Oh oh oh it’s Mrazek (from the song OhOhOh it magic)
Natural Born Keller’s
theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 14, 2019:
Nice one Sherall!
Sherall on October 14, 2019:
NealBeforeNoOne
Mark on October 12, 2019:
Radulov a Goal or 2
theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 10, 2019:
Nice one! Thanks for reading.
Pete on October 10, 2019:
Male Pattern Archibaldness
Shat in Court on October 10, 2019:
Your Mom's Aho
Clarence on October 04, 2019:
Puck Off!
Ksalt13 on September 29, 2019:
Kelso’s Burns
Scott Duke on September 25, 2019:
Trocheckmate
Ernie Pantusso on September 19, 2019:
Nashville Predators inspired : "Can Josi My Pekka?"
theframjak (author) from East Coast on September 05, 2019:
Nice one.
Davey on September 04, 2019:
Son of Samsonov
Tj26711 on December 23, 2018:
Freezing my Kuznetzov.
Jason on December 15, 2018:
Drew CAREY, PRICE is right
Trevor on November 26, 2018:
Hartnell Downs Jagr Bombs
caleb on November 21, 2018:
that is so funny
Dinger on October 21, 2018:
What’s the Brayden Point
Dinger on October 21, 2018:
Not My Faulk
ADP on October 15, 2018:
Finger'n my Barasso
saucerking61 on October 03, 2018:
Vrana Haula Dube?
Lehtera's Laines
Ambush on September 28, 2018:
Rakell and Morrissey
Kaitlyn on September 28, 2018:
Back and Boeser than Ever
Been to Hellebuyck
Fist of Fleury
No Shots to the Hedman
Good OEL Hockey Game
Gus on September 19, 2018:
2 Boyle’s 1 cup
R on September 19, 2018:
Book Hockey
Sean on September 07, 2018:
Budajlicious
Spak on September 06, 2018:
That's What Shea Said!
Noah on September 05, 2018:
Eberle Hills Cop
Jeremy on July 22, 2018:
dropping the gloves
Adogg on December 10, 2017:
Easton Fections
Shaft on October 12, 2017:
Chiasson the Dream
Go habs on October 12, 2017:
Smack my Bishop
Pacioretty and Meatballs
habshead on October 09, 2017:
who's line is it eberle
Broc on October 04, 2017:
Panik! at the Disco.
Hello my Darling.
Chaz E Baker on October 02, 2017:
Just changed my team name from "Me so Hornqvist" to "Hoochie-Kutcherov"
Bryan on September 28, 2017:
North Kariya and General Aho's Chicken are mine for this year.
Tallen77 on September 27, 2017:
I stand not Neal
subiedude on September 15, 2017:
Too hot to Yandle
T-Bone on January 25, 2017:
Hatrik Laine
Ronnie Dunn on January 04, 2017:
camel toews
Frank on January 04, 2017:
mine is Eichel You
Canucks on October 31, 2016:
Mine are:
Benn Laden
Subban Hussein
Brock on October 21, 2016:
This is gonna Hertl Ott
Wanna see my deke?
Jumanji on October 19, 2016:
Phillipssteven47 that's my fantasy name!!!! great minds think alike
Phillipsstephen47@yahoo.com on October 19, 2016:
Grabner By The Jussi
shrimpist on October 17, 2016:
malkin in the middle
bijj on October 13, 2016:
Wayne Regretzky
Smacknuts on October 13, 2016:
High Eichel sprain
Jeff on October 12, 2016:
Double Bennatration
Lucic and Chong on October 11, 2016:
Lucic and Chong has been mine for years.
theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 11, 2016:
Nice one. Thanks for commenting.
LGRW on October 10, 2016:
Holland Is A Weiss GM
Dave Baldwin on October 10, 2016:
Ehrhoff Like Prom Dress
Clayton on October 10, 2016:
Last two years I did "50 Shades of Toews" and "Don't Toews me Bro." I suppose "Doan Toews me Crow" works too.
theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 09, 2016:
Okay, thanks for the suggestion.
Dick Trickle on October 06, 2016:
#16 should be changed to The Fasth and the Fleurious
Kevin on October 06, 2016:
Eberle Hills Ninjas
Sean on October 05, 2016:
A great list. I sent the link to my hockey league for people to use if they wanted.
How about this one: "DeKeyser Söze". Definitely a fantasy hockey team to fear.
AAA on October 05, 2016:
McLellan Me Softly
theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 01, 2016:
Keep the names coming in everyone. I really enjoy seeing what other people are coming up with for this new season.
Joseph on September 29, 2016:
Hot Cosby Crosby
No Thanks on September 16, 2016:
My new team name is Pekka Pickled Peppers
HabsFan on August 26, 2016:
How about this one... Rhymes with Regina
atique on March 31, 2016:
Puckbunny Magnets
RJ on January 14, 2016:
Book Hockey (say it out loud)
RJ on January 14, 2016:
Semin on her Backes
Kris on November 12, 2015:
best team name ever
YourDatsyukedMyDick
Dan on November 07, 2015:
Girouxsalem
Kevin on October 25, 2015:
How about:
I Got Stone and They Missed it.
Kanesensual Sex on October 21, 2015:
Pretty sure mine wins:
Kanesensual Sex
Paul on October 17, 2015:
oduya know the Byfuglien man
Trent on October 10, 2015:
Eichel tower
Shawn on October 09, 2015:
Oh n'oshie didnt
joel on October 08, 2015:
Phil Crosby
Mike on October 07, 2015:
Voynov's Vengeance
Konstantine on October 07, 2015:
Taxicab Kanefessions
Todd on September 30, 2015:
Eichel You
rich on September 29, 2015:
Tatar Sauce
Ronnie on September 28, 2015:
Benn to Hall and Backes
Mike on September 24, 2015:
Netflix & Gill.... Instead of Netflix and Chill
Anthony v. on September 22, 2015:
Doughty Sanchez
I Drouin the bathroom Staal
Chara Bergeron the grill
Doughty Stoll some Jagr
JC on September 21, 2015:
I have Trevor Daley, Pekka Rinne, Alex Ovcehkin on my team so I made up the team name
DaleyPekkaOvechkins
poop on September 17, 2015:
Now Josi Me Now U Don't
Pour Me A Glass of Malkin
Marleau and Me
You, Me, and Dupuis
Fast & Fleuryious
Connie on September 17, 2015:
The Vezina Monologues
Andrew on September 15, 2015:
Consider these:
- Shinnimin Toast Crunch
- McDavid and Goliath
TJM on January 08, 2015:
GRABNER CLITSOME
theframjak (author) from East Coast on November 11, 2014:
Max, thanks for reading. Those ate two great suggestions. Thanks for sharing them and good luck with your fantasy team.
Max on November 10, 2014:
Malkin In The Middle
CamelToews
Dave on November 01, 2014:
Sweet and Tanguay
funny dude on October 20, 2014:
who shattenkirks bed?
Chris S on October 18, 2014:
Pop That Boyle
100M Hertl
Well Done Umberger
Chris on October 15, 2014:
Had fun with a few players I drafted in regular and dynasty leagues.
These Hossas Ain't Loyal
StroMe your Kucherov
Derik on October 13, 2014:
My name this year: Gudas Gold
theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 11, 2014:
Juan, tanks for reading and for the cool name ideas. I love the Staalbucks Toffee suggestion.
Juan on October 10, 2014:
My last 2 names have been Opa Gagner Style and Staalbucks Toffee. This year I'm going with Tyutin in the Staal! @juan_ramos
Heather on October 08, 2014:
I was "This is Why I'm Ott" last year. Need a new name this year, though!
theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 07, 2014:
Chris, nice one. I wish I had thought of it.
theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 07, 2014:
Gavin, thanks for stopping by. I like it!
Gavin on October 07, 2014:
How about "Guys and Galchenyuk"??