150 Funny and Clever Fantasy Hockey Team Names

The first requirement for a successful NHL fantasy hockey season is a clever, funny, and witty team name. However, it can sometimes be difficult to come up with one that suits your style. If you are having trouble thinking of a name, then you have come to the right place. The following is an awesome list of potential names for your fantasy team. Have fun checking it out and hopefully you can find one that works for your 2017-2018 fantasy hockey team.

1. Eichel Tower
2. Dark Maatta
3. It Doesn't Maatta
4. Arcobello de Triumph
5. Hiller High Water
6. Paille Rider
7. Chicken Pacioretty
8. That's a Load of Jarnkrok
9. Pekka Heads
10. Parenteau Guidance
11. Erixon Valdez
12. A Gaunce of Prevention
13. Raanta and Rave
14. Up and Etem
15. Smokin' Budaj
16. Reto Rooters
17. Too Fehr Gone
18. Staal Tactics
19. Weiss Guys
20. The Vlasic Pickles
21. Not Your Stepan Stone
22. Phaneuf Said
23. Bouillon Cubes
24. Antti-Matter
25. Doan and Out
26. Flippula You Off
27. Nikitin Fit
28. Glass of Marleau
29. The Ott Man Out
30. Carle of the Wild
31. Voodoo Dowells
32. Probert Etiquette
33. Blue Line Bandits
34. Dropping the Gloves
35. At The Helm
36. Rotating Staal
37. Sedin in Limbo
38. Semyon Says
39. Coffey Break
40. Coyle and Strike
41. Hard Boyled Eggs
42. Holy Roy
43. Lafleur Power
44. No Rest for the Fleury
45. Strong Coffey
46. Winner Winner Steen Dinner
47. Orr Diggers
48. Boll Movement
49. Rendezvous with Ramo
50. In It To Winnik
51. Mad Heeter
52. Absolute Prust
53. Survive and Prospal
54. Staal In The Family
55. North Kariya
56. No Regretzkys
57. The Vezina Monologues
58. Mother Puckers
59. Gudas Gold
60. Benn Laden
61. Scary Barrie
62. Seguin Genesis
63. Goon Squad
64. Crash Test Domi

For fun, I will conduct several reader polls in the weeks leading up to the NHL season to determine the most popular fantasy team name on the list, so be sure to check back regularly to vote. The winners will face off in a championship round to determine the best name on the list. The championship round voting will be conducted the week before the hockey season begins.

1. Urbom Cowboy
2. The Fasth and the Furious
3. Valley of the Dowells
4. The Biega Bang Theory
5. Accidental Turris
6. Fehr and Away
7. Bleacher Blums
8. Bettman Returns
9. Burns Notice
10. I'm Bettman
11. Doan of the Dead
12. Stastny & Hutch
13. Ennis the Menace
14. Legwands of the Fall
15. Dirty Ryan Callahan
16. Forget Parise
17. May The Forsberg With You
18. Malkin In The Middle
19. Weekend at Bernier's
20. Ranger Things
21. Dateline Predators
22. The Perfect Strome

As you can see from these examples, a good idea is to take a name of a hockey player and make a pun based around their name. Try to see if their name can fit into something like a film title or famous song lyrics. You may consider a name based on game terms or rules. You could also use names of actual teams or even coaches. The possibilities are endless!

1. Doan Bring Me Down
2. Baby's Got Backlund
3. Lazar Bomba
4. I Hertl Myself Today
5. Pardy Like a Rock Star
6. Gionta Fly Now
7. Where the Streits Have No Names
8. Whole Latta Love
9. Giroux Your Own Way
10. Oshie Can You See
11. Hull & Oates
12. Moves Like Jagr
13. Semyon & Garfunkel
14. Baby's Goc Back
15. Doan Stop Believin'
16. Unknown Legwand
17. Getzlaf My Cloud
18. Since You Benn Gone
19. The Barch is Back
20. Back That Asham Up
21. I Just Met You, This is Krejci

The winner of the first reader poll, which ended on 9/13/2017, was Semin Stains with 30% of the vote followed by Handzus Job with 15% and Krugs Not Drugs with 10%. The top three names from each poll will battle it out the week before the season starts to determine a champion.

1. The Saad Cafe
2. Kane is Able
3. Saad Sack
4. Isaac Anisimov
5. Toews in the Water
6. Saad Excuse

The winner of the second reader poll, which ended on 9/21/2017, was Moves Like Jagr with 27% of the vote followed by Backes Spasms with 16% and Smokin' Budaj with 13%.

1. Dark Matta
2. It Doesn't Matta
3. Rust Never Sleeps
4. Hotel Ruhwedel
5. Malkin Mind Meld
6. The Kessel Run
7. I'm Malkin Here
8. You Malkin to Me?
9. The Crosby Show

10. Malkin In The Middle

1. Fried Cammalleri
2. Doughty Little Secret
3. Free Folin
4. Laich Ness Monsters
5. Drops of Kopitar in Her Hair
6. Doughty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
7. Laich It Down
8. Big Doughty Kane
9. Doughty by Nature

1. The Luongo Shot
2. Bjugstad Bites
3. Hard to Yandle
4. Going Luongo
5. The Luongo Run

Three names tied for the lead in the third reader poll, which ended on 9/23/2017. Backes Door Bangers, Parenteau Guidance, and Flippula You Off all gathered 14% of the vote.

1. Krugs Not Drugs
2. Backes Spasms
3. Postma Always Rings Twice
4. Backes in Black
5. Backes Door Bangers
6. I Just Met You
7. This is Krejci

1. Leddy Zeppelin
2. Greiss the Skids
3. Greiss is the Word
4. The Eberle Brothers
5. Eberle and Ivory
6. Ladd Before Time