150 Funny and Clever Fantasy Hockey Team Names

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Funny NHL Fantasy Team Names

The first requirement for a successful NHL fantasy hockey season is a clever, funny, and witty team name. However, it can often be difficult to think of one that suits your style. If you are having trouble coming up with a name, then you have come to the right place. The following is an awesome list of potential names for your fantasy team. Have fun checking it out and hopefully you can find one that works for your fantasy hockey team. The list has been updated for the 2021 season.

Funny NHL Fantasy Team Names

1. Dropping Klefboms
2. Dzingel Berries
3. Drunk Dahlin
4. Bros Before Ahos
5. Dumba and Dumber
6. Hard to Yandle
7. Doughty Deeds
8. Kreiders of the Moon
9. Rust Never Sleeps
10. Never Mind the Pulocks
11. D'yer Makar
12. Hellebuyck Girl
13. Raanta and Rave
14. Marchand Band
15. Chronicles of Rittich
16. Stalock 13
17. Coyle and Strike
18. Staal Tactics
19. Weiss Guys
20. The Vlasic Pickles
21. Samsonov and Delilah
22. Benn There Doan That
23. Little Pionk Houses
24. Antti-Matter
25. Doan and Out
26. Flippula You Off
27. Nikitin Fit
28. Glass of Marleau
29. The Ott Man Out
30. Carle of the Wild
31. Voodoo Dowells
32. Probert Etiquette
33. Blue Line Bandits
34. Dropping the Gloves
35. At The Helm
36. Rotating Staal
37. Sedin in Limbo
38. Semyon Says
39. Coffey Break
40. Coyle and Strike
41. Hard Boyled Eggs
42. Holy Roy
43. Lafleur Power
44. No Rest for the Fleury
45. Strong Coffey
46. Winner Winner Steen Dinner
47. Orr Diggers
48. Boll Movement
49. Rendezvous with Ramo
50. In It To Winnik
51. Mad Heeter
52. Absolute Prust
53. Survive and Prospal
54. Staal In The Family
55. North Kariya
56. No Regretzkys
57. The Vezina Monologues
58. Mother Puckers
59. Gudas Gold
60. Benn Laden
61. Scary Barrie
62. Seguin Genesis
63. Goon Squad
64. Crash Test Domi
65. Eichel Tower
66. Dark Maatta
67. It Doesn't Maatta
68. Tater Tots
69. Trouba Doors
70. Hiller High Water
71. Paille Rider
72. Chicken Pacioretty
73. That's a Load of Jarnkrok
74. Pekka Heads
75. Parenteau Guidance
76. Erixon Valdez
77. A Gaunce of Prevention
78. Arcobello de Triumph
79. Up and Etem
80. Smokin' Budaj
81. Reto Rooters
82. Too Fehr Gone
83. Sittin' On (The Dach of the Bay)
84. Not Your Stepan Stone
85. Phaneuf Said
86. Bouillon Cubes

"Bros Before Ahos"

Fantasy Hockey Names Inspired by Film and TV

1. Urbom Cowboy
2. The Fasth and the Furious
3. Valley of the Dowells
4. The Biega Bang Theory
5. Accidental Turris
6. Fehr and Away
7. Bleacher Blums
8. Bettman Returns
9. Burns Notice
10. I'm Bettman
11. Doan of the Dead
12. Stastny & Hutch
13. Ennis the Menace
14. Legwands of the Fall
15. Dirty Ryan Callahan
16. Forget Parise
17. May The Forsberg With You
18. Malkin In The Middle
19. Weekend at Bernier's
20. Ranger Things
21. Dateline Predators
22. The Perfect Strome
23. Dumba and Dumber

How to Come Up With a Name for Your Fantasy NHL League

As you can see from these examples, a good idea is to take a name of a hockey player and make a pun based around their name. Try to see if their name can fit into something like a film title or famous song lyrics. You may consider a name based on game terms or rules. You could also use names of actual teams or even coaches. The possibilities are endless!

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Music-Inspired NHL Fantasy Names

1. Doan Bring Me Down
2. Baby's Got Backlund
3. Lazar Bomba
4. I Hertl Myself Today
5. Pardy Like a Rock Star
6. Gionta Fly Now
7. Where the Streits Have No Names
8. Whole Latta Love
9. Giroux Your Own Way
10. Oshie Can You See
11. Hull & Oates
12. Moves Like Jagr
13. Semyon & Garfunkel
14. Baby's Goc Back
15. Doan Stop Believin'
16. Unknown Legwand
17. Getzlaf My Cloud
18. Since You Benn Gone
19. The Barch is Back
20. Back That Asham Up
21. I Just Met You, This is Krejci
22. Sound Gardiner
23. Woo Letang Clan

Chicago Blackhawks Fantasy Names

1. The Saad Cafe
2. Kane is Able
3. Saad Sack
4. Isaac Anisimov
5. Toews in the Water
6. Saad Excuse

"The Kessel Run"

Pittsburgh Penguins Fantasy Team Names

1. Dark Matta
2. It Doesn't Matta
3. Rust Never Sleeps
4. Hotel Ruhwedel
5. Malkin Mind Meld
6. The Kessel Run
7. I'm Malkin Here
8. You Malkin to Me?
9. The Crosby Show
10. Malkin In The Middle

"Fried Cammalleri"

Los Angeles Kings Fantasy Team Names

1. Fried Cammalleri
2. Doughty Little Secret
3. Free Folin
4. Laich Ness Monsters
5. Drops of Kopitar in Her Hair
6. Doughty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
7. Laich It Down
8. Big Doughty Kane
9. Doughty by Nature

"Free Folin"

Florida Panthers Fantasy Team Names

1. The Luongo Shot
2. Bjugstad Bites
3. Hard to Yandle
4. Going Luongo
5. The Luongo Run

Boston Bruins Fantasy Team Names

1. Krugs Not Drugs
2. Backes Spasms
3. Postma Always Rings Twice
4. Backes in Black
5. Backes Door Bangers
6. I Just Met You
7. This is Krejci

"Not Your Stepan Stone"

New York Islanders Fantasy Team Names

1. Leddy Zeppelin
2. Greiss the Skids
3. Greiss is the Word
4. The Eberle Brothers
5. Eberle and Ivory
6. Ladd Before Time

Comments

Big Bad Wolf on February 28, 2020:

Captain Crunch

Mark on December 10, 2019:

Oh oh oh it’s Mrazek (from the song OhOhOh it magic)

Natural Born Keller’s

theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 14, 2019:

Nice one Sherall!

Sherall on October 14, 2019:

NealBeforeNoOne

Mark on October 12, 2019:

Radulov a Goal or 2

theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 10, 2019:

Nice one! Thanks for reading.

Pete on October 10, 2019:

Male Pattern Archibaldness

Shat in Court on October 10, 2019:

Your Mom's Aho

Clarence on October 04, 2019:

Puck Off!

Ksalt13 on September 29, 2019:

Kelso’s Burns

Scott Duke on September 25, 2019:

Trocheckmate

Ernie Pantusso on September 19, 2019:

Nashville Predators inspired : "Can Josi My Pekka?"

theframjak (author) from East Coast on September 05, 2019:

Nice one.

Davey on September 04, 2019:

Son of Samsonov

Tj26711 on December 23, 2018:

Freezing my Kuznetzov.

Jason on December 15, 2018:

Drew CAREY, PRICE is right

Trevor on November 26, 2018:

Hartnell Downs Jagr Bombs

caleb on November 21, 2018:

that is so funny

Dinger on October 21, 2018:

What’s the Brayden Point

Dinger on October 21, 2018:

Not My Faulk

ADP on October 15, 2018:

Finger'n my Barasso

saucerking61 on October 03, 2018:

Vrana Haula Dube?

Lehtera's Laines

Ambush on September 28, 2018:

Rakell and Morrissey

Kaitlyn on September 28, 2018:

Back and Boeser than Ever

Been to Hellebuyck

Fist of Fleury

No Shots to the Hedman

Good OEL Hockey Game

Gus on September 19, 2018:

2 Boyle’s 1 cup

R on September 19, 2018:

Book Hockey

Sean on September 07, 2018:

Budajlicious

Spak on September 06, 2018:

That's What Shea Said!

Noah on September 05, 2018:

Eberle Hills Cop

Jeremy on July 22, 2018:

dropping the gloves

Adogg on December 10, 2017:

Easton Fections

Shaft on October 12, 2017:

Chiasson the Dream

Go habs on October 12, 2017:

Smack my Bishop

Pacioretty and Meatballs

habshead on October 09, 2017:

who's line is it eberle

Broc on October 04, 2017:

Panik! at the Disco.

Hello my Darling.

Chaz E Baker on October 02, 2017:

Just changed my team name from "Me so Hornqvist" to "Hoochie-Kutcherov"

Bryan on September 28, 2017:

North Kariya and General Aho's Chicken are mine for this year.

Tallen77 on September 27, 2017:

I stand not Neal

subiedude on September 15, 2017:

Too hot to Yandle

T-Bone on January 25, 2017:

Hatrik Laine

Ronnie Dunn on January 04, 2017:

camel toews

Frank on January 04, 2017:

mine is Eichel You

Canucks on October 31, 2016:

Mine are:

Benn Laden

Subban Hussein

Brock on October 21, 2016:

This is gonna Hertl Ott

Wanna see my deke?

Jumanji on October 19, 2016:

Phillipssteven47 that's my fantasy name!!!! great minds think alike

Phillipsstephen47@yahoo.com on October 19, 2016:

Grabner By The Jussi

shrimpist on October 17, 2016:

malkin in the middle

bijj on October 13, 2016:

Wayne Regretzky

Smacknuts on October 13, 2016:

High Eichel sprain

Jeff on October 12, 2016:

Double Bennatration

Lucic and Chong on October 11, 2016:

Lucic and Chong has been mine for years.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 11, 2016:

Nice one. Thanks for commenting.

LGRW on October 10, 2016:

Holland Is A Weiss GM

Dave Baldwin on October 10, 2016:

Ehrhoff Like Prom Dress

Clayton on October 10, 2016:

Last two years I did "50 Shades of Toews" and "Don't Toews me Bro." I suppose "Doan Toews me Crow" works too.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 09, 2016:

Okay, thanks for the suggestion.

Dick Trickle on October 06, 2016:

#16 should be changed to The Fasth and the Fleurious

Kevin on October 06, 2016:

Eberle Hills Ninjas

Sean on October 05, 2016:

A great list. I sent the link to my hockey league for people to use if they wanted.

How about this one: "DeKeyser Söze". Definitely a fantasy hockey team to fear.

AAA on October 05, 2016:

McLellan Me Softly

theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 01, 2016:

Keep the names coming in everyone. I really enjoy seeing what other people are coming up with for this new season.

Joseph on September 29, 2016:

Hot Cosby Crosby

No Thanks on September 16, 2016:

My new team name is Pekka Pickled Peppers

HabsFan on August 26, 2016:

How about this one... Rhymes with Regina

atique on March 31, 2016:

Puckbunny Magnets

RJ on January 14, 2016:

Book Hockey (say it out loud)

RJ on January 14, 2016:

Semin on her Backes

Kris on November 12, 2015:

best team name ever

YourDatsyukedMyDick

Dan on November 07, 2015:

Girouxsalem

Kevin on October 25, 2015:

How about:

I Got Stone and They Missed it.

Kanesensual Sex on October 21, 2015:

Pretty sure mine wins:

Kanesensual Sex

Paul on October 17, 2015:

oduya know the Byfuglien man

Trent on October 10, 2015:

Eichel tower

Shawn on October 09, 2015:

Oh n'oshie didnt

joel on October 08, 2015:

Phil Crosby

Mike on October 07, 2015:

Voynov's Vengeance

Konstantine on October 07, 2015:

Taxicab Kanefessions

Todd on September 30, 2015:

Eichel You

rich on September 29, 2015:

Tatar Sauce

Ronnie on September 28, 2015:

Benn to Hall and Backes

Mike on September 24, 2015:

Netflix & Gill.... Instead of Netflix and Chill

Anthony v. on September 22, 2015:

Doughty Sanchez

I Drouin the bathroom Staal

Chara Bergeron the grill

Doughty Stoll some Jagr

JC on September 21, 2015:

I have Trevor Daley, Pekka Rinne, Alex Ovcehkin on my team so I made up the team name

DaleyPekkaOvechkins

poop on September 17, 2015:

Now Josi Me Now U Don't

Pour Me A Glass of Malkin

Marleau and Me

You, Me, and Dupuis

Fast & Fleuryious

Connie on September 17, 2015:

The Vezina Monologues

Andrew on September 15, 2015:

Consider these:

- Shinnimin Toast Crunch

- McDavid and Goliath

TJM on January 08, 2015:

GRABNER CLITSOME

theframjak (author) from East Coast on November 11, 2014:

Max, thanks for reading. Those ate two great suggestions. Thanks for sharing them and good luck with your fantasy team.

Max on November 10, 2014:

Malkin In The Middle

CamelToews

Dave on November 01, 2014:

Sweet and Tanguay

funny dude on October 20, 2014:

who shattenkirks bed?

Chris S on October 18, 2014:

Pop That Boyle

100M Hertl

Well Done Umberger

Chris on October 15, 2014:

Had fun with a few players I drafted in regular and dynasty leagues.

These Hossas Ain't Loyal

StroMe your Kucherov

Derik on October 13, 2014:

My name this year: Gudas Gold

theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 11, 2014:

Juan, tanks for reading and for the cool name ideas. I love the Staalbucks Toffee suggestion.

Juan on October 10, 2014:

My last 2 names have been Opa Gagner Style and Staalbucks Toffee. This year I'm going with Tyutin in the Staal! @juan_ramos

Heather on October 08, 2014:

I was "This is Why I'm Ott" last year. Need a new name this year, though!

theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 07, 2014:

Chris, nice one. I wish I had thought of it.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 07, 2014:

Gavin, thanks for stopping by. I like it!

Gavin on October 07, 2014:

How about "Guys and Galchenyuk"??