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50 Funny and Clever Fantasy Hockey Team Names

Updated on October 1, 2016

NHL Fantasy Team Names

The first requirement for a successful NHL fantasy hockey season is a clever, funny, witty team name, but sometimes it's hard to think of one that best fits your personality. If you are having trouble thinking of a name, then you have come to the right place. The following is a list of potential names for your fantasy team. Have fun checking it out and hopefully you can find one that works for your 2016-2017 fantasy hockey team.

Reader Polls

For fun, I will conduct several reader polls in the weeks leading up to the NHL season to determine the most popular fantasy team name on the list, so be sure to check back regularly to vote. The winners will face off in a championship round to determine the best name on the list. The championship round voting will be conducted the week before the hockey season begins.

Pouliot Method

Benoit Pouliot, LW, Edmonton Oilers
Benoit Pouliot, LW, Edmonton Oilers | Source

Semin Stains

Alexander Semin, RW, Carolina Hurricanes
Alexander Semin, RW, Carolina Hurricanes | Source

Championship Round: Best of the Best

What is your favorite NHL fantasy team name on this list?

See results

Boll Movement

Jared Boll, RW, Columbus Blue Jackets
Jared Boll, RW, Columbus Blue Jackets | Source

Reader Poll #1

The winner of the first reader poll, which ended on 9/13/2016, was Semin Stains with 30% of the vote followed by Handzus Job with 15% and Krugs Not Drugs with 10%. The top three names from each poll will battle it out the week before the season starts to determine a champion.

Voodoo Dowells

Jake Dowell, C, Minnesota Wild
Jake Dowell, C, Minnesota Wild | Source

Reader Poll #2

The winner of the second reader poll, which ended on 9/21/2016, was Moves Like Jagr with 27% of the vote followed by Backes Spasms with 16% and Smokin' Budaj with 13%.

Not Your Stepan Stone

Derek Stepan, C, New York Rangers
Derek Stepan, C, New York Rangers | Source

Reader Poll #3

Three names tied for the lead in the third reader poll, which ended on 9/27/2016. Backes Door Bangers, Parenteau Guidance, and Flippula You Off all gathered 14% of the vote.

1. Bjugstad Bites

2. Pouloit Method

3. Handzus Job

4. Arcobello de Triumph

5. Baby's Got Backlund

6. I Hertl Myself Today

7. Forget Parise

8. Lazar Bomba

9. Urbom Cowboy

10. Bouillon Cubes

11. Pardy Like a Rock Star

12. Phaneuf Said

13. Semin Stains

14. Doan Bring Me Down

15. The Biega Bang Theory

16. The Fasth and the Furious

17. Semyon Says

18. Malkin Mind Meld

19. Gionta Fly Now

20. Mad Heeter

21. Absolute Prust

22. Hiller High Water

23. Erixon Valdez

24. Whole Latta Love

25. Giroux Your Own Way

26. Paille Rider

27. Gaunce of Prevention

28. Parenteau Guidance

29. Raanta and Rave

30. The Luongo Shot

31. Doughty Little Secret

32. Pekka Heads

33. Flippula You Off

34. Krugs Not Drugs

35. Smokin' Budaj

36. Survive and Prospal

37. Backes Spasms

38. Up and Etem

39. Reto Rooters

40. Valley of the Dowells

41. From Here To Etern

42. I'm Malkin Here

43. Too Fehr Gone

44. Staal Tactics

45. Laich It Down

46. Weiss Guys

47. The Saad Cafe

48. Coyle and Strike

49. Not Your Stepan Stone

50. Kane is Able

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Antti-Matter

Doan and Out

Nikitin Fit

The Kessel Run

Glass of Marleau

Hard to Yandle

The Ott Man Out

Oshie Can You See

Carle of the Wild

Tickle My Bickle

Accidental Turris

Voodoo Dowells

Probert Etiquette

Blue Line Bandits

Fehr and Away

Dropping the Gloves

Bleacher Blums

Face Off

At The Helm

Slow Ice

Going Luongo

Rotating Staal

Sedin in Limbo

Bettman Returns

Saad Sack

Leddy Zeppelin

Medicated DiPietro

Postma Always Rings Twice

Hull & Oates

Laich Ness Monsters

Greiss the Skids

Burns Notice

High Stickin'

Moves Like Jagr

Coffey Break

Overhead Cams

Backes in Black

Semyon & Garfunkel

Drops of Kopitar in Her Hair

You Malkin to Me?

Hard Boyled Eggs

Holy Roy

Lafleur Power

Greiss is the Word

I'm Bettman

The Luongo Run

Baby's Goc Back

Doan of the Dead

Stastny & Hutch

No Rest for the Fleary

Doan Stop Believin'

Unknown Legwand

Ennis the Menace

Getzlaf My Cloud

Doughty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Isaac Anisimov

Backes Door Bangers

Strong Coffey

The Crosby Show

Toews in the Water

Winner Winner Steen Dinner

Orr Diggers

The Eberle Brothers

Legwands of the Fall

Since You Benn Gone

Dirty Ryan Callahan

The Barch is Back

Boll Movement

Rendezvous with Ramo

In It To Winnik

The Kessel Run

Phil Kessel, RW, Toronto Maple Leafs
Phil Kessel, RW, Toronto Maple Leafs | Source

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      subiedude 7 days ago

      Too hot to Yandle

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      T-Bone 8 months ago

      Hatrik Laine

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      Ronnie Dunn 8 months ago

      camel toews

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      Frank 8 months ago

      mine is Eichel You

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      Canucks 10 months ago

      Mine are:

      Benn Laden

      Subban Hussein

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      Brock 11 months ago

      This is gonna Hertl Ott

      Wanna see my deke?

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      Jumanji 11 months ago

      Phillipssteven47 that's my fantasy name!!!! great minds think alike

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      Phillipsstephen47@yahoo.com 11 months ago

      Grabner By The Jussi

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      shrimpist 11 months ago

      malkin in the middle

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      bijj 11 months ago

      Wayne Regretzky

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      Smacknuts 11 months ago

      High Eichel sprain

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      Smacknuts 11 months ago

      High Eichel sprain

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      Jeff 11 months ago

      Double Bennatration

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      Lucic and Chong 11 months ago

      Lucic and Chong has been mine for years.

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      theframjak 11 months ago from East Coast

      Nice one. Thanks for commenting.

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      LGRW 11 months ago

      Holland Is A Weiss GM

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      Dave Baldwin 11 months ago

      Ehrhoff Like Prom Dress

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      Clayton 11 months ago

      Last two years I did "50 Shades of Toews" and "Don't Toews me Bro." I suppose "Doan Toews me Crow" works too.

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      theframjak 11 months ago from East Coast

      Okay, thanks for the suggestion.

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      Dick Trickle 11 months ago

      #16 should be changed to The Fasth and the Fleurious

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      Kevin 11 months ago

      Eberle Hills Ninjas

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      Kevin 11 months ago

      Eberle Hills Ninjas

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      Sean 11 months ago

      A great list. I sent the link to my hockey league for people to use if they wanted.

      How about this one: "DeKeyser Söze". Definitely a fantasy hockey team to fear.

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      AAA 11 months ago

      McLellan Me Softly

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      theframjak 11 months ago from East Coast

      Keep the names coming in everyone. I really enjoy seeing what other people are coming up with for this new season.

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      Joseph 11 months ago

      Hot Cosby Crosby

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      lynn 12 months ago

      I thought this is original... Tuukka me Tuukka you

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      No Thanks 12 months ago

      My new team name is Pekka Pickled Peppers

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      HabsFan 13 months ago

      How about this one... Rhymes with Regina

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      Roland 13 months ago

      Bros before Hossas

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      atique 18 months ago

      Puckbunny Magnets

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      RJ 20 months ago

      Book Hockey (say it out loud)

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      RJ 20 months ago

      Semin on her Backes

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      Kris 22 months ago

      best team name ever

      YourDatsyukedMyDick

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      Dan 22 months ago

      Girouxsalem

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      Kevin 23 months ago

      How about:

      I Got Stone and They Missed it.

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      Kanesensual Sex 23 months ago

      Pretty sure mine wins:

      Kanesensual Sex

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      Paul 23 months ago

      oduya know the Byfuglien man

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      Trent 23 months ago

      Eichel tower

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      Shawn 23 months ago

      Oh n'oshie didnt

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      joel 23 months ago

      Phil Crosby

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      Mike 23 months ago

      Voynov's Vengeance

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      Konstantine 23 months ago

      Taxicab Kanefessions

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      Todd 24 months ago

      Eichel You

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      rich 24 months ago

      Tatar Sauce

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      Ronnie 24 months ago

      Benn to Hall and Backes

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      Mike 24 months ago

      Netflix & Gill.... Instead of Netflix and Chill

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      Anthony v. 2 years ago

      Doughty Sanchez

      I Drouin the bathroom Staal

      Chara Bergeron the grill

      Doughty Stoll some Jagr

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      JC 2 years ago

      I have Trevor Daley, Pekka Rinne, Alex Ovcehkin on my team so I made up the team name

      DaleyPekkaOvechkins

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      poop 2 years ago

      Now Josi Me Now U Don't

      Pour Me A Glass of Malkin

      Marleau and Me

      You, Me, and Dupuis

      Fast & Fleuryious

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      Connie 2 years ago

      The Vezina Monologues

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      Andrew 2 years ago

      Consider these:

      - Shinnimin Toast Crunch

      - McDavid and Goliath

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      TJM 2 years ago

      GRABNER CLITSOME

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      theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast

      Max, thanks for reading. Those ate two great suggestions. Thanks for sharing them and good luck with your fantasy team.

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      Max 2 years ago

      Malkin In The Middle

      CamelToews

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      Dave 2 years ago

      Sweet and Tanguay

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      funny dude 2 years ago

      who shattenkirks bed?

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      Chris S 2 years ago

      Pop That Boyle

      100M Hertl

      Well Done Umberger

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      Chris 2 years ago

      Had fun with a few players I drafted in regular and dynasty leagues.

      These Hossas Ain't Loyal

      StroMe your Kucherov

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      Derik 2 years ago

      My name this year: Gudas Gold

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      theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast

      Juan, tanks for reading and for the cool name ideas. I love the Staalbucks Toffee suggestion.

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      Juan 2 years ago

      My last 2 names have been Opa Gagner Style and Staalbucks Toffee. This year I'm going with Tyutin in the Staal! @juan_ramos

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      Heather 2 years ago

      I was "This is Why I'm Ott" last year. Need a new name this year, though!

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      theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast

      Chris, nice one. I wish I had thought of it.

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      theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast

      Gavin, thanks for stopping by. I like it!

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      Gavin 2 years ago

      How about "Guys and Galchenyuk"??

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      Chris 2 years ago

      Camel Toews

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      Matt 2 years ago

      I like these b¡tches love hossa...( as in the Song love Sosa )

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      Tedd 2 years ago

      "The Tootoo Trains is my team name this year."

      Haha, that's great.

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      Tedd 2 years ago

      I am entering the season having proudly thought of Drouin it Doggystyle

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      Brian 2 years ago

      CrosbyLaichsBoyesSemin

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      rich 2 years ago

      The schoenfeld donuts

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      Doug 2 years ago

      Mine is 2 Sedins no cup

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      Rob 2 years ago

      That's What She Saad

      Olli Maata of God

      Never Go Full Kopitard

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      theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast

      Ismillz, thanks for the great team name.

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      theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast

      Another great suggestion. Keep them coming in!

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      theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast

      Jonathan, thanks for reading and for the great team name.

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      theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast

      Sean, great name! Thanks for stopping by.

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      sean 2 years ago

      my team name from last year was Fleury of Semin

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      Jonathan 2 years ago

      when I played in the NHL I use to use Cheechoo and Chong as my fantasy team name

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      dont worry about it 2 years ago

      Just Jokinen Bro

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      theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast

      Hey Matt, love the team names, especially Body Czech Republic! Thanks for reading.

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      Joe 2 years ago

      Bickell Bickell Bickell Bickell

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      Matt Juba 2 years ago

      my two team names for this year are The Traigcally Hipchecks and the Body Czech Republic

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      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Joe, thanks for the the clever name. Hopefully your Caps will do better this season.

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      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Chris, nice one. Thanks for reading.

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      Chris 3 years ago

      How You Drouin

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      Joe 3 years ago

      Now... as a Caps fan who can laugh at his own team.......

      Ovechkin Stam-coasts

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      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Chris, that is a great name. Wish I had thought of it! Thanks for reading.

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      Chris 3 years ago

      Eberle Hillbillies was my go-to name the last couple years.

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      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Matt, thanks for reading and thanks for the great suggestion. Keep checking back as new names are added regularly.

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      Matt 3 years ago

      Aint No Haula Back Girl

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      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      the man, thanks for reading and for the team name suggestions!

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      the man 3 years ago

      I have a bunch more....a few for ya

      Hanzal jobingdotcom

      Artificial InSemination

      Pretty Little Liles

      Erik Hot Karlsson

      Love Yandles

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      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Thanks Brendan. I'll add your suggestions to the list.

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      theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast

      Matt, Thanks for reading. That's a good one.

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      Brendan 3 years ago

      Great read. Highlights from my years past. Meet the puckers. Puck ticklers. Men handling wood. And when boogaard was alive, boogaard's heroes.

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      Matt 3 years ago

      Jagr Bombs

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      theframjak 4 years ago from East Coast

      Nice one Dale. I'll add it to the list.

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      Dale 4 years ago

      Zidlicky my pekka