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50 Funny and Clever Fantasy Hockey Team Names

NHL Fantasy Team Names

The first requirement for a successful NHL fantasy hockey season is a clever, funny, witty team name, but sometimes it's hard to think of one that best fits your personality. If you are having trouble thinking of a name, then you have come to the right place. The following is a list of potential names for your fantasy team. Have fun checking it out and hopefully you can find one that works for your 2016-2017 fantasy hockey team.

Reader Polls

For fun, I will conduct several reader polls in the weeks leading up to the NHL season to determine the most popular fantasy team name on the list, so be sure to check back regularly to vote. The winners will face off in a championship round to determine the best name on the list. The championship round voting will be conducted the week before the hockey season begins.

Pouliot Method

Benoit Pouliot, LW, Edmonton Oilers
Benoit Pouliot, LW, Edmonton Oilers | Source

Semin Stains

Alexander Semin, RW, Carolina Hurricanes
Alexander Semin, RW, Carolina Hurricanes | Source

Championship Round: Best of the Best

What is your favorite NHL fantasy team name on this list?

See results

Boll Movement

Jared Boll, RW, Columbus Blue Jackets
Jared Boll, RW, Columbus Blue Jackets | Source

Reader Poll #1

The winner of the first reader poll, which ended on 9/13/2016, was Semin Stains with 30% of the vote followed by Handzus Job with 15% and Krugs Not Drugs with 10%. The top three names from each poll will battle it out the week before the season starts to determine a champion.

Voodoo Dowells

Jake Dowell, C, Minnesota Wild
Jake Dowell, C, Minnesota Wild | Source

Reader Poll #2

The winner of the second reader poll, which ended on 9/21/2016, was Moves Like Jagr with 27% of the vote followed by Backes Spasms with 16% and Smokin' Budaj with 13%.

Not Your Stepan Stone

Derek Stepan, C, New York Rangers
Derek Stepan, C, New York Rangers | Source

Reader Poll #3

Three names tied for the lead in the third reader poll, which ended on 9/27/2016. Backes Door Bangers, Parenteau Guidance, and Flippula You Off all gathered 14% of the vote.

1. Bjugstad Bites

2. Pouloit Method

3. Handzus Job

4. Arcobello de Triumph

5. Baby's Got Backlund

6. I Hertl Myself Today

7. Forget Parise

8. Lazar Bomba

9. Urbom Cowboy

10. Bouillon Cubes

11. Pardy Like a Rock Star

12. Phaneuf Said

13. Semin Stains

14. Doan Bring Me Down

15. The Biega Bang Theory

16. The Fasth and the Furious

17. Semyon Says

18. Malkin Mind Meld

19. Gionta Fly Now

20. Mad Heeter

21. Absolute Prust

22. Hiller High Water

23. Erixon Valdez

24. Whole Latta Love

25. Giroux Your Own Way

26. Paille Rider

27. Gaunce of Prevention

28. Parenteau Guidance

29. Raanta and Rave

30. The Luongo Shot

31. Doughty Little Secret

32. Pekka Heads

33. Flippula You Off

34. Krugs Not Drugs

35. Smokin' Budaj

36. Survive and Prospal

37. Backes Spasms

38. Up and Etem

39. Reto Rooters

40. Valley of the Dowells

41. From Here To Etern

42. I'm Malkin Here

43. Too Fehr Gone

44. Staal Tactics

45. Laich It Down

46. Weiss Guys

47. The Saad Cafe

48. Coyle and Strike

49. Not Your Stepan Stone

50. Kane is Able

Extra:

Antti-Matter

Doan and Out

Nikitin Fit

The Kessel Run

Glass of Marleau

Hard to Yandle

The Ott Man Out

Oshie Can You See

Carle of the Wild

Tickle My Bickle

Accidental Turris

Voodoo Dowells

Probert Etiquette

Blue Line Bandits

Fehr and Away

Dropping the Gloves

Bleacher Blums

Face Off

At The Helm

Slow Ice

Going Luongo

Rotating Staal

Sedin in Limbo

Bettman Returns

Saad Sack

Leddy Zeppelin

Medicated DiPietro

Postma Always Rings Twice

Hull & Oates

Laich Ness Monsters

Greiss the Skids

Burns Notice

High Stickin'

Moves Like Jagr

Coffey Break

Overhead Cams

Backes in Black

Semyon & Garfunkel

Drops of Kopitar in Her Hair

You Malkin to Me?

Hard Boyled Eggs

Holy Roy

Lafleur Power

Greiss is the Word

I'm Bettman

The Luongo Run

Baby's Goc Back

Doan of the Dead

Stastny & Hutch

No Rest for the Fleary

Doan Stop Believin'

Unknown Legwand

Ennis the Menace

Getzlaf My Cloud

Doughty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Isaac Anisimov

Backes Door Bangers

Strong Coffey

The Crosby Show

Toews in the Water

Winner Winner Steen Dinner

Orr Diggers

The Eberle Brothers

Legwands of the Fall

Since You Benn Gone

Dirty Ryan Callahan

The Barch is Back

Boll Movement

Rendezvous with Ramo

In It To Winnik

The Kessel Run

Phil Kessel, RW, Toronto Maple Leafs
Phil Kessel, RW, Toronto Maple Leafs | Source

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Canucks 5 weeks ago

Mine are:

Benn Laden

Subban Hussein


Brock 6 weeks ago

This is gonna Hertl Ott

Wanna see my deke?


Jumanji 6 weeks ago

Phillipssteven47 that's my fantasy name!!!! great minds think alike


Phillipsstephen47@yahoo.com 6 weeks ago

Grabner By The Jussi


shrimpist 7 weeks ago

malkin in the middle


bijj 7 weeks ago

Wayne Regretzky


Smacknuts 7 weeks ago

High Eichel sprain


Smacknuts 7 weeks ago

High Eichel sprain


Jeff 7 weeks ago

Double Bennatration


Lucic and Chong 8 weeks ago

Lucic and Chong has been mine for years.


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theframjak 8 weeks ago from East Coast Author

Nice one. Thanks for commenting.


LGRW 8 weeks ago

Holland Is A Weiss GM


Dave Baldwin 8 weeks ago

Ehrhoff Like Prom Dress


Clayton 8 weeks ago

Last two years I did "50 Shades of Toews" and "Don't Toews me Bro." I suppose "Doan Toews me Crow" works too.


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theframjak 8 weeks ago from East Coast Author

Okay, thanks for the suggestion.


Dick Trickle 2 months ago

#16 should be changed to The Fasth and the Fleurious


Kevin 2 months ago

Eberle Hills Ninjas


Kevin 2 months ago

Eberle Hills Ninjas


Sean 2 months ago

A great list. I sent the link to my hockey league for people to use if they wanted.

How about this one: "DeKeyser Söze". Definitely a fantasy hockey team to fear.


AAA 2 months ago

McLellan Me Softly


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theframjak 2 months ago from East Coast Author

Keep the names coming in everyone. I really enjoy seeing what other people are coming up with for this new season.


Joseph 2 months ago

Hot Cosby Crosby


lynn 2 months ago

I thought this is original... Tuukka me Tuukka you


No Thanks 2 months ago

My new team name is Pekka Pickled Peppers


HabsFan 3 months ago

How about this one... Rhymes with Regina


Roland 4 months ago

Bros before Hossas


atique 8 months ago

Puckbunny Magnets


RJ 10 months ago

Book Hockey (say it out loud)


RJ 10 months ago

Semin on her Backes


Kris 13 months ago

best team name ever

YourDatsyukedMyDick


Dan 13 months ago

Girouxsalem


Kevin 13 months ago

How about:

I Got Stone and They Missed it.


Kanesensual Sex 13 months ago

Pretty sure mine wins:

Kanesensual Sex


Paul 13 months ago

oduya know the Byfuglien man


Trent 14 months ago

Eichel tower


Shawn 14 months ago

Oh n'oshie didnt


joel 14 months ago

Phil Crosby


Mike 14 months ago

Voynov's Vengeance


Konstantine 14 months ago

Taxicab Kanefessions


Todd 14 months ago

Eichel You


rich 14 months ago

Tatar Sauce


Ronnie 14 months ago

Benn to Hall and Backes


Mike 14 months ago

Netflix & Gill.... Instead of Netflix and Chill


Anthony v. 14 months ago

Doughty Sanchez

I Drouin the bathroom Staal

Chara Bergeron the grill

Doughty Stoll some Jagr


JC 14 months ago

I have Trevor Daley, Pekka Rinne, Alex Ovcehkin on my team so I made up the team name

DaleyPekkaOvechkins


poop 14 months ago

Now Josi Me Now U Don't

Pour Me A Glass of Malkin

Marleau and Me

You, Me, and Dupuis

Fast & Fleuryious


Connie 14 months ago

The Vezina Monologues


Andrew 14 months ago

Consider these:

- Shinnimin Toast Crunch

- McDavid and Goliath


TJM 23 months ago

GRABNER CLITSOME


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theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast Author

Max, thanks for reading. Those ate two great suggestions. Thanks for sharing them and good luck with your fantasy team.


Max 2 years ago

Malkin In The Middle

CamelToews


Dave 2 years ago

Sweet and Tanguay


funny dude 2 years ago

who shattenkirks bed?


Chris S 2 years ago

Pop That Boyle

100M Hertl

Well Done Umberger


Chris 2 years ago

Had fun with a few players I drafted in regular and dynasty leagues.

These Hossas Ain't Loyal

StroMe your Kucherov


Derik 2 years ago

My name this year: Gudas Gold


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theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast Author

Juan, tanks for reading and for the cool name ideas. I love the Staalbucks Toffee suggestion.


Juan 2 years ago

My last 2 names have been Opa Gagner Style and Staalbucks Toffee. This year I'm going with Tyutin in the Staal! @juan_ramos


Heather 2 years ago

I was "This is Why I'm Ott" last year. Need a new name this year, though!


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theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast Author

Chris, nice one. I wish I had thought of it.


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theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast Author

Gavin, thanks for stopping by. I like it!


Gavin 2 years ago

How about "Guys and Galchenyuk"??


Chris 2 years ago

Camel Toews


Matt 2 years ago

I like these b¡tches love hossa...( as in the Song love Sosa )


Tedd 2 years ago

"The Tootoo Trains is my team name this year."

Haha, that's great.


Tedd 2 years ago

I am entering the season having proudly thought of Drouin it Doggystyle


Brian 2 years ago

CrosbyLaichsBoyesSemin


rich 2 years ago

The schoenfeld donuts


Doug 2 years ago

Mine is 2 Sedins no cup


Rob 2 years ago

That's What She Saad

Olli Maata of God

Never Go Full Kopitard


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theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast Author

Ismillz, thanks for the great team name.


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theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast Author

Another great suggestion. Keep them coming in!


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theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast Author

Jonathan, thanks for reading and for the great team name.


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theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast Author

Sean, great name! Thanks for stopping by.


sean 2 years ago

my team name from last year was Fleury of Semin


Jonathan 2 years ago

when I played in the NHL I use to use Cheechoo and Chong as my fantasy team name


dont worry about it 2 years ago

Just Jokinen Bro


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theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast Author

Hey Matt, love the team names, especially Body Czech Republic! Thanks for reading.


Joe 2 years ago

Bickell Bickell Bickell Bickell


Matt Juba 2 years ago

my two team names for this year are The Traigcally Hipchecks and the Body Czech Republic


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theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast Author

Joe, thanks for the the clever name. Hopefully your Caps will do better this season.


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theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast Author

Chris, nice one. Thanks for reading.


Chris 2 years ago

How You Drouin


Joe 2 years ago

Now... as a Caps fan who can laugh at his own team.......

Ovechkin Stam-coasts


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theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast Author

Chris, that is a great name. Wish I had thought of it! Thanks for reading.


Chris 2 years ago

Eberle Hillbillies was my go-to name the last couple years.


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theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast Author

Matt, thanks for reading and thanks for the great suggestion. Keep checking back as new names are added regularly.


Matt 2 years ago

Aint No Haula Back Girl


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theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast Author

the man, thanks for reading and for the team name suggestions!


the man 2 years ago

I have a bunch more....a few for ya

Hanzal jobingdotcom

Artificial InSemination

Pretty Little Liles

Erik Hot Karlsson

Love Yandles


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theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast Author

Thanks Brendan. I'll add your suggestions to the list.


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theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast Author

Matt, Thanks for reading. That's a good one.


Brendan 3 years ago

Great read. Highlights from my years past. Meet the puckers. Puck ticklers. Men handling wood. And when boogaard was alive, boogaard's heroes.


Matt 3 years ago

Jagr Bombs


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theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast Author

Nice one Dale. I'll add it to the list.


Dale 3 years ago

Zidlicky my pekka


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theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast Author

Thanks for reading RazorStock. Those are some great ideas. I will have to add them to the list.


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RazorStock 3 years ago from New York City

Crosby, Stillman, Nash & Young back a few years ago when Cory Stillman and Scott Young were still playing. Or "What The Puck!!!"


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theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast Author

Hi JMIEL, thanks for reading and thanks for the suggestion.


JMIEL 3 years ago

im surprised on all the websites ive looked on i still haven't seen my team name "Girouxtiful"


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theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast Author

Cool name. Thanks for reading.


Sean 3 years ago

The Tootoo Trains is my team name this year.


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theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast Author

Thanks for reading Joe.

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