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150 Funny and Clever Fantasy Hockey Team Names

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Bryan Rust, RW, Pittsburgh Penguins

Bryan Rust, RW, Pittsburgh Penguins

Funny NHL Fantasy Team Names

The first requirement for a successful NHL fantasy hockey season is a clever, funny, and witty team name. However, it can often be difficult to think of one that suits your style. If you are having trouble coming up with a name, then you have come to the right place. The following is an awesome list of potential names for your fantasy team. Have fun checking it out. I hope you can find one that works for your fantasy hockey team. The list has been updated for the 2022 season.

Funny NHL Fantasy Team Names

  1. Dropping Klefboms
  2. Dzingel Berries
  3. Drunk Dahlin
  4. Bros Before Ahos
  5. Dumba and Dumber
  6. Hard to Yandle
  7. Doughty Deeds
  8. Kreiders of the Moon
  9. Rust Never Sleeps
  10. Never Mind the Pulocks
  11. D'yer Makar
  12. Hellebuyck Girl
  13. Raanta and Rave
  14. Marchand Band
  15. Chronicles of Rittich
  16. Stalock 13
  17. Coyle and Strike
  18. Staal Tactics
  19. Weiss Guys
  20. The Vlasic Pickles
  21. Samsonov and Delilah
  22. Benn There Doan That
  23. Little Pionk Houses
  24. Antti-Matter
  25. Doan and Out
  26. Flippula You Off
  27. Nikitin Fit
  28. Glass of Marleau
  29. The Ott Man Out
  30. Carle of the Wild
  31. Voodoo Dowells
  32. Probert Etiquette
  33. Blue Line Bandits
  34. Dropping the Gloves
  35. At The Helm
  36. Rotating Staal
  37. Sedin in Limbo
  38. Semyon Says
  39. Coffey Break
  40. Coyle and Strike
  41. Hard Boyled Eggs
  42. Holy Roy
  43. Lafleur Power
  44. No Rest for the Fleury
  45. Strong Coffey
  46. Winner Winner Steen Dinner
  47. Orr Diggers
  48. Boll Movement
  49. Rendezvous with Ramo
  50. In It To Winnik
  51. Mad Heeter
  52. Absolute Prust
  53. Survive and Prospal
  54. Staal In The Family
  55. North Kariya
  56. No Regretzkys
  57. The Vezina Monologues
  58. Mother Puckers
  59. Gudas Gold
  60. Benn Laden
  61. Scary Barrie
  62. Seguin Genesis
  63. Goon Squad
  64. Crash Test Domi
  65. Eichel Tower
  66. Dark Maatta
  67. It Doesn't Maatta
  68. Tater Tots
  69. Trouba Doors
  70. Hiller High Water
  71. Paille Rider
  72. Chicken Pacioretty
  73. That's a Load of Jarnkrok
  74. Pekka Heads
  75. Parenteau Guidance
  76. Erixon Valdez
  77. A Gaunce of Prevention
  78. Arcobello de Triumph
  79. Up and Etem
  80. Smokin' Budaj
  81. Reto Rooters
  82. Too Fehr Gone
  83. Sittin' On (The Dach of the Bay)
  84. Not Your Stepan Stone
  85. Phaneuf Said
  86. Bouillon Cubes
Sebastian Aho, F, Carolina Hurricanes

Sebastian Aho, F, Carolina Hurricanes

Fantasy Hockey Names Inspired by Film and TV

  1. Urbom Cowboy
  2. The Fasth and the Furious
  3. Valley of the Dowells
  4. The Biega Bang Theory
  5. Accidental Turris
  6. Fehr and Away
  7. Bleacher Blums
  8. Bettman Returns
  9. Burns Notice
  10. I'm Bettman
  11. Doan of the Dead
  12. Stastny & Hutch
  13. Ennis the Menace
  14. Legwands of the Fall
  15. Dirty Ryan Callahan
  16. Forget Parise
  17. May The Forsberg With You
  18. Malkin In The Middle
  19. Weekend at Bernier's
  20. Ranger Things
  21. Dateline Predators
  22. The Perfect Strome
  23. Dumba and Dumber

How to Come Up With a Name for Your Fantasy NHL League

As you can see from these examples, a good idea is to take a name of a hockey player and make a pun based on their name. Try to see if their name can fit into something like a film title or famous song lyrics. You may consider a name based on game terms or rules. You could also use names of actual teams or even coaches. The possibilities are endless!

Music-Inspired NHL Fantasy Names

  1. Doan Bring Me Down
  2. Baby's Got Backlund
  3. Lazar Bomba
  4. I Hertl Myself Today
  5. Pardy Like a Rock Star
  6. Gionta Fly Now
  7. Where the Streits Have No Names
  8. Whole Latta Love
  9. Giroux Your Own Way
  10. Oshie Can You See
  11. Hull & Oates
  12. Moves Like Jagr
  13. Semyon & Garfunkel
  14. Baby's Goc Back
  15. Doan Stop Believin'
  16. Unknown Legwand
  17. Getzlaf My Cloud
  18. Since You Benn Gone
  19. The Barch is Back
  20. Back That Asham Up
  21. I Just Met You, This is Krejci
  22. Sound Gardiner
  23. Woo Letang Clan

Chicago Blackhawks Fantasy Names

  1. The Saad Cafe
  2. Kane is Able
  3. Saad Sack
  4. Isaac Anisimov
  5. Toews in the Water
  6. Saad Excuse
Phil Kessel, RW, Toronto Maple Leafs

Phil Kessel, RW, Toronto Maple Leafs

Pittsburgh Penguins Fantasy Team Names

  1. Dark Matta
  2. It Doesn't Matta
  3. Rust Never Sleeps
  4. Hotel Ruhwedel
  5. Malkin Mind Meld
  6. The Kessel Run
  7. I'm Malkin Here
  8. You Malkin to Me?
  9. The Crosby Show
  10. Malkin In The Middle
Mike Cammalleri, Forward, Los Angeles Kings

Mike Cammalleri, Forward, Los Angeles Kings

Los Angeles Kings Fantasy Team Names

  1. Fried Cammalleri
  2. Doughty Little Secret
  3. Free Folin
  4. Laich Ness Monsters
  5. Drops of Kopitar in Her Hair
  6. Doughty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
  7. Laich It Down
  8. Big Doughty Kane
  9. Doughty by Nature
Christian Folin, Defenseman, Los Angeles Kings

Christian Folin, Defenseman, Los Angeles Kings

Florida Panthers Fantasy Team Names

  1. The Luongo Shot
  2. Bjugstad Bites
  3. Hard to Yandle
  4. Going Luongo
  5. The Luongo Run

Boston Bruins Fantasy Team Names

  1. Krugs Not Drugs
  2. Backes Spasms
  3. Postma Always Rings Twice
  4. Backes in Black
  5. Backes Door Bangers
  6. I Just Met You
  7. This is Krejci
Derek Stepan, C, New York Rangers

Derek Stepan, C, New York Rangers

New York Islanders Fantasy Team Names

  1. Leddy Zeppelin
  2. Greiss the Skids
  3. Greiss is the Word
  4. The Eberle Brothers
  5. Eberle and Ivory
  6. Ladd Before Time


Big Bad Wolf on February 28, 2020:

Captain Crunch

Mark on December 10, 2019:

Oh oh oh it’s Mrazek (from the song OhOhOh it magic)

Natural Born Keller’s

theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 14, 2019:

Nice one Sherall!

Sherall on October 14, 2019:


Mark on October 12, 2019:

Radulov a Goal or 2

theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 10, 2019:

Nice one! Thanks for reading.

Pete on October 10, 2019:

Male Pattern Archibaldness

Shat in Court on October 10, 2019:

Your Mom's Aho

Clarence on October 04, 2019:

Puck Off!

Ksalt13 on September 29, 2019:

Kelso’s Burns

Scott Duke on September 25, 2019:


Ernie Pantusso on September 19, 2019:

Nashville Predators inspired : "Can Josi My Pekka?"

theframjak (author) from East Coast on September 05, 2019:

Nice one.

Davey on September 04, 2019:

Son of Samsonov

Tj26711 on December 23, 2018:

Freezing my Kuznetzov.

Jason on December 15, 2018:

Drew CAREY, PRICE is right

Trevor on November 26, 2018:

Hartnell Downs Jagr Bombs

caleb on November 21, 2018:

that is so funny

Dinger on October 21, 2018:

What’s the Brayden Point

Dinger on October 21, 2018:

Not My Faulk

ADP on October 15, 2018:

Finger'n my Barasso

saucerking61 on October 03, 2018:

Vrana Haula Dube?

Lehtera's Laines

Ambush on September 28, 2018:

Rakell and Morrissey

Kaitlyn on September 28, 2018:

Back and Boeser than Ever

Been to Hellebuyck

Fist of Fleury

No Shots to the Hedman

Good OEL Hockey Game

Gus on September 19, 2018:

2 Boyle’s 1 cup

R on September 19, 2018:

Book Hockey

Sean on September 07, 2018:


Spak on September 06, 2018:

That's What Shea Said!

Noah on September 05, 2018:

Eberle Hills Cop

Jeremy on July 22, 2018:

dropping the gloves

Adogg on December 10, 2017:

Easton Fections

Shaft on October 12, 2017:

Chiasson the Dream

Go habs on October 12, 2017:

Smack my Bishop

Pacioretty and Meatballs

habshead on October 09, 2017:

who's line is it eberle

Broc on October 04, 2017:

Panik! at the Disco.

Hello my Darling.

Chaz E Baker on October 02, 2017:

Just changed my team name from "Me so Hornqvist" to "Hoochie-Kutcherov"

Bryan on September 28, 2017:

North Kariya and General Aho's Chicken are mine for this year.

Tallen77 on September 27, 2017:

I stand not Neal

subiedude on September 15, 2017:

Too hot to Yandle

T-Bone on January 25, 2017:

Hatrik Laine

Ronnie Dunn on January 04, 2017:

camel toews

Frank on January 04, 2017:

mine is Eichel You

Canucks on October 31, 2016:

Mine are:

Benn Laden

Subban Hussein

Brock on October 21, 2016:

This is gonna Hertl Ott

Wanna see my deke?

Jumanji on October 19, 2016:

Phillipssteven47 that's my fantasy name!!!! great minds think alike on October 19, 2016:

Grabner By The Jussi

shrimpist on October 17, 2016:

malkin in the middle

bijj on October 13, 2016:

Wayne Regretzky

Smacknuts on October 13, 2016:

High Eichel sprain

Jeff on October 12, 2016:

Double Bennatration

Lucic and Chong on October 11, 2016:

Lucic and Chong has been mine for years.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 11, 2016:

Nice one. Thanks for commenting.

LGRW on October 10, 2016:

Holland Is A Weiss GM

Dave Baldwin on October 10, 2016:

Ehrhoff Like Prom Dress

Clayton on October 10, 2016:

Last two years I did "50 Shades of Toews" and "Don't Toews me Bro." I suppose "Doan Toews me Crow" works too.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 09, 2016:

Okay, thanks for the suggestion.

Dick Trickle on October 06, 2016:

#16 should be changed to The Fasth and the Fleurious

Kevin on October 06, 2016:

Eberle Hills Ninjas

Sean on October 05, 2016:

A great list. I sent the link to my hockey league for people to use if they wanted.

How about this one: "DeKeyser Söze". Definitely a fantasy hockey team to fear.

AAA on October 05, 2016:

McLellan Me Softly

theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 01, 2016:

Keep the names coming in everyone. I really enjoy seeing what other people are coming up with for this new season.

Joseph on September 29, 2016:

Hot Cosby Crosby

No Thanks on September 16, 2016:

My new team name is Pekka Pickled Peppers

HabsFan on August 26, 2016:

How about this one... Rhymes with Regina

atique on March 31, 2016:

Puckbunny Magnets

RJ on January 14, 2016:

Book Hockey (say it out loud)

RJ on January 14, 2016:

Semin on her Backes

Kris on November 12, 2015:

best team name ever


Dan on November 07, 2015:


Kevin on October 25, 2015:

How about:

I Got Stone and They Missed it.

Kanesensual Sex on October 21, 2015:

Pretty sure mine wins:

Kanesensual Sex

Paul on October 17, 2015:

oduya know the Byfuglien man

Trent on October 10, 2015:

Eichel tower

Shawn on October 09, 2015:

Oh n'oshie didnt

joel on October 08, 2015:

Phil Crosby

Mike on October 07, 2015:

Voynov's Vengeance

Konstantine on October 07, 2015:

Taxicab Kanefessions

Todd on September 30, 2015:

Eichel You

rich on September 29, 2015:

Tatar Sauce

Ronnie on September 28, 2015:

Benn to Hall and Backes

Mike on September 24, 2015:

Netflix & Gill.... Instead of Netflix and Chill

Anthony v. on September 22, 2015:

Doughty Sanchez

I Drouin the bathroom Staal

Chara Bergeron the grill

Doughty Stoll some Jagr

JC on September 21, 2015:

I have Trevor Daley, Pekka Rinne, Alex Ovcehkin on my team so I made up the team name


poop on September 17, 2015:

Now Josi Me Now U Don't

Pour Me A Glass of Malkin

Marleau and Me

You, Me, and Dupuis

Fast & Fleuryious

Connie on September 17, 2015:

The Vezina Monologues

Andrew on September 15, 2015:

Consider these:

- Shinnimin Toast Crunch

- McDavid and Goliath

TJM on January 08, 2015:


theframjak (author) from East Coast on November 11, 2014:

Max, thanks for reading. Those ate two great suggestions. Thanks for sharing them and good luck with your fantasy team.

Max on November 10, 2014:

Malkin In The Middle


Dave on November 01, 2014:

Sweet and Tanguay

funny dude on October 20, 2014:

who shattenkirks bed?

Chris S on October 18, 2014:

Pop That Boyle

100M Hertl

Well Done Umberger

Chris on October 15, 2014:

Had fun with a few players I drafted in regular and dynasty leagues.

These Hossas Ain't Loyal

StroMe your Kucherov

Derik on October 13, 2014:

My name this year: Gudas Gold

theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 11, 2014:

Juan, tanks for reading and for the cool name ideas. I love the Staalbucks Toffee suggestion.

Juan on October 10, 2014:

My last 2 names have been Opa Gagner Style and Staalbucks Toffee. This year I'm going with Tyutin in the Staal! @juan_ramos

Heather on October 08, 2014:

I was "This is Why I'm Ott" last year. Need a new name this year, though!

theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 07, 2014:

Chris, nice one. I wish I had thought of it.

theframjak (author) from East Coast on October 07, 2014:

Gavin, thanks for stopping by. I like it!

Gavin on October 07, 2014:

How about "Guys and Galchenyuk"??