150 Funny and Clever Fantasy Hockey Team Names
Funny NHL Fantasy Team Names
The first requirement for a successful NHL fantasy hockey season is a clever, funny, and witty team name. However, it can often be difficult to think of one that suits your style. If you are having trouble coming up with a name, then you have come to the right place. The following is an awesome list of potential names for your fantasy team. Have fun checking it out and hopefully you can find one that works for your fantasy hockey team. The list has been updated for the 2019 to 2020 season.
"Dropping Klefboms"
Funny NHL Fantasy Team Names
- Dropping Klefboms
- Dzingel Berries
- Drunk Dahlin
- Arcobello de Triumph
- Hiller High Water
- Paille Rider
- Chicken Pacioretty
- That's a Load of Jarnkrok
- Pekka Heads
- Parenteau Guidance
- Erixon Valdez
- A Gaunce of Prevention
- Raanta and Rave
- Up and Etem
- Smokin' Budaj
- Reto Rooters
- Too Fehr Gone
- Staal Tactics
- Weiss Guys
- The Vlasic Pickles
- Not Your Stepan Stone
- Phaneuf Said
- Bouillon Cubes
- Antti-Matter
- Doan and Out
- Flippula You Off
- Nikitin Fit
- Glass of Marleau
- The Ott Man Out
- Carle of the Wild
- Voodoo Dowells
- Probert Etiquette
- Blue Line Bandits
- Dropping the Gloves
- At The Helm
- Rotating Staal
- Sedin in Limbo
- Semyon Says
- Coffey Break
- Coyle and Strike
- Hard Boyled Eggs
- Holy Roy
- Lafleur Power
- No Rest for the Fleury
- Strong Coffey
- Winner Winner Steen Dinner
- Orr Diggers
- Boll Movement
- Rendezvous with Ramo
- In It To Winnik
- Mad Heeter
- Absolute Prust
- Survive and Prospal
- Staal In The Family
- North Kariya
- No Regretzkys
- The Vezina Monologues
- Mother Puckers
- Gudas Gold
- Benn Laden
- Scary Barrie
- Seguin Genesis
- Goon Squad
- Crash Test Domi
- Eichel Tower
- Dark Maatta
- It Doesn't Maatta
- Tater Tots
- Trouba Doors
"Boll Movement"
Reader Polls
For fun, I will conduct several reader polls in the weeks leading up to the NHL season to determine the most popular fantasy team name on the list, so be sure to check back regularly to vote. The winners will face off in a championship round to determine the best name on the list. The championship round voting will be conducted the week before the hockey season begins.
Fantasy Hockey Names Inspired by Film and TV
- Urbom Cowboy
- The Fasth and the Furious
- Valley of the Dowells
- The Biega Bang Theory
- Accidental Turris
- Fehr and Away
- Bleacher Blums
- Bettman Returns
- Burns Notice
- I'm Bettman
- Doan of the Dead
- Stastny & Hutch
- Ennis the Menace
- Legwands of the Fall
- Dirty Ryan Callahan
- Forget Parise
- May The Forsberg With You
- Malkin In The Middle
- Weekend at Bernier's
- Ranger Things
- Dateline Predators
- The Perfect Strome
- Dumba and Dumber
How to Come up With a Name for Your Fantasy NHL League
As you can see from these examples, a good idea is to take a name of a hockey player and make a pun based around their name. Try to see if their name can fit into something like a film title or famous song lyrics. You may consider a name based on game terms or rules. You could also use names of actual teams or even coaches. The possibilities are endless!
Championship Round: Best of the Best
What is your favorite NHL fantasy team name on this list?
Music-Inspired NHL Fantasy Names
- Doan Bring Me Down
- Baby's Got Backlund
- Lazar Bomba
- I Hertl Myself Today
- Pardy Like a Rock Star
- Gionta Fly Now
- Where the Streits Have No Names
- Whole Latta Love
- Giroux Your Own Way
- Oshie Can You See
- Hull & Oates
- Moves Like Jagr
- Semyon & Garfunkel
- Baby's Goc Back
- Doan Stop Believin'
- Unknown Legwand
- Getzlaf My Cloud
- Since You Benn Gone
- The Barch is Back
- Back That Asham Up
- I Just Met You, This is Krejci
- Sound Gardiner
- Woo Letang Clan
Reader Poll #1
The winner of the first reader poll, which ended on 9/13/2017, was Semin Stains with 30% of the vote followed by Handzus Job with 15% and Krugs Not Drugs with 10%. The top three names from each poll will battle it out the week before the season starts to determine a champion.
Chicago Blackhawks Fantasy Names
- The Saad Cafe
- Kane is Able
- Saad Sack
- Isaac Anisimov
- Toews in the Water
- Saad Excuse
Reader Poll #2
The winner of the second reader poll, which ended on 9/21/2017, was Moves Like Jagr with 27% of the vote followed by Backes Spasms with 16% and Smokin' Budaj with 13%.
"The Kessel Run"
Pittsburgh Penguins Fantasy Team Names
- Dark Matta
- It Doesn't Matta
- Rust Never Sleeps
- Hotel Ruhwedel
- Malkin Mind Meld
- The Kessel Run
- I'm Malkin Here
- You Malkin to Me?
- The Crosby Show
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Malkin In The Middle
"Fried Cammalleri"
Los Angeles Kings Fantasy Team Names
- Fried Cammalleri
- Doughty Little Secret
- Free Folin
- Laich Ness Monsters
- Drops of Kopitar in Her Hair
- Doughty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
- Laich It Down
- Big Doughty Kane
- Doughty by Nature
"Free Folin"
Florida Panthers Fantasy Team Names
- The Luongo Shot
- Bjugstad Bites
- Hard to Yandle
- Going Luongo
- The Luongo Run
Reader Poll #3
Three names tied for the lead in the third reader poll, which ended on 9/23/2017. Backes Door Bangers, Parenteau Guidance, and Flippula You Off all gathered 14% of the vote.
Boston Bruins Fantasy Team Names
- Krugs Not Drugs
- Backes Spasms
- Postma Always Rings Twice
- Backes in Black
- Backes Door Bangers
- I Just Met You
- This is Krejci
"Not Your Stepan Stone"
New York Islanders Fantasy Team Names
- Leddy Zeppelin
- Greiss the Skids
- Greiss is the Word
- The Eberle Brothers
- Eberle and Ivory
- Ladd Before Time
Questions & Answers
Comments
NealBeforeNoOne
Radulov a Goal or 2
Male Pattern Archibaldness
Your Mom's Aho
Puck Off!
Kelso’s Burns
Trocheckmate
Nashville Predators inspired : "Can Josi My Pekka?"
Son of Samsonov
Freezing my Kuznetzov.
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Drew CAREY, PRICE is right
Hartnell Downs Jagr Bombs
that is so funny
What’s the Brayden Point
Not My Faulk
Finger'n my Barasso
Vrana Haula Dube?
Lehtera's Laines
Rakell and Morrissey
Back and Boeser than Ever
Been to Hellebuyck
Fist of Fleury
No Shots to the Hedman
Good OEL Hockey Game
2 Boyle’s 1 cup
Book Hockey
Budajlicious
That's What Shea Said!
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Eberle Hills Cop
dropping the gloves
Easton Fections
Chiasson the Dream
Smack my Bishop
Pacioretty and Meatballs
who's line is it eberle
Panik! at the Disco.
Hello my Darling.
Just changed my team name from "Me so Hornqvist" to "Hoochie-Kutcherov"
North Kariya and General Aho's Chicken are mine for this year.
I stand not Neal
Too hot to Yandle
Hatrik Laine
camel toews
mine is Eichel You
Mine are:
Benn Laden
Subban Hussein
This is gonna Hertl Ott
Wanna see my deke?
Phillipssteven47 that's my fantasy name!!!! great minds think alike
Grabner By The Jussi
malkin in the middle
Wayne Regretzky
High Eichel sprain
Double Bennatration
Lucic and Chong has been mine for years.
Holland Is A Weiss GM
Ehrhoff Like Prom Dress
Last two years I did "50 Shades of Toews" and "Don't Toews me Bro." I suppose "Doan Toews me Crow" works too.
#16 should be changed to The Fasth and the Fleurious
Eberle Hills Ninjas
A great list. I sent the link to my hockey league for people to use if they wanted.
How about this one: "DeKeyser Söze". Definitely a fantasy hockey team to fear.
McLellan Me Softly
Hot Cosby Crosby
My new team name is Pekka Pickled Peppers
How about this one... Rhymes with Regina
Puckbunny Magnets
Book Hockey (say it out loud)
Semin on her Backes
best team name ever
YourDatsyukedMyDick
Girouxsalem
How about:
I Got Stone and They Missed it.
Pretty sure mine wins:
Kanesensual Sex
oduya know the Byfuglien man
Eichel tower
Oh n'oshie didnt
Phil Crosby
Voynov's Vengeance
Taxicab Kanefessions
Eichel You
Tatar Sauce
Benn to Hall and Backes
Netflix & Gill.... Instead of Netflix and Chill
Doughty Sanchez
I Drouin the bathroom Staal
Chara Bergeron the grill
Doughty Stoll some Jagr
I have Trevor Daley, Pekka Rinne, Alex Ovcehkin on my team so I made up the team name
DaleyPekkaOvechkins
Now Josi Me Now U Don't
Pour Me A Glass of Malkin
Marleau and Me
You, Me, and Dupuis
Fast & Fleuryious
The Vezina Monologues
Consider these:
- Shinnimin Toast Crunch
- McDavid and Goliath
GRABNER CLITSOME
Malkin In The Middle
CamelToews
Sweet and Tanguay
who shattenkirks bed?
Pop That Boyle
100M Hertl
Well Done Umberger
Had fun with a few players I drafted in regular and dynasty leagues.
These Hossas Ain't Loyal
StroMe your Kucherov
My name this year: Gudas Gold
My last 2 names have been Opa Gagner Style and Staalbucks Toffee. This year I'm going with Tyutin in the Staal! @juan_ramos
I was "This is Why I'm Ott" last year. Need a new name this year, though!
How about "Guys and Galchenyuk"??
Camel Toews
I like these b¡tches love hossa...( as in the Song love Sosa )
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