200 Funny and Clever Fantasy Basketball Team Names

Updated on October 4, 2018
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NBA Fantasy Basketball Team Names

Another NBA basketball season is upon us and the first requirement for a successful fantasy basketball year is a clever, funny, and witty team name. But sometimes it's hard to think of one that best fits your style. Don't worry if you can't think of one because you have come to the right place. There are 200 names to chose from here, ranging from snarky to goofy and everything in between. Have fun checking them out, and hopefully you can find a name that works for your 2018-2019 fantasy basketball team.

Steph Infection

Steph Curry, SG, Golden State Warriors
Steph Curry, SG, Golden State Warriors | Source

Funny Fantasy NBA Team Names

Steph Infection
Aminu Acids
Dedmon Don't Talk
Wiggins Out
The Dream Shakers
Greivis Angel
Pargo F*#$ Yourself
Dropping the F-Biyombo
Personal Favors
Seraphin Addict
Gasol Train
Duncan's Donuts
Just Udoh It
Blatche Ops 2
Nikola Wars
Beal Me Later
Battiers Not Included
Odom Luck
Metta Physics
Storm Serge
The Mayo Clinic
World B. Faried
Bol Movement
Speights Fire
Loul Country
Barea Reef
Dragic Jack
Bros Before Hawes
Calderon Cartel
Goran With Yourself
Kyrie On Baggage
Jae Walker
Vocal Frye
Hinrich Maneuver
Wake & Blake
Head on Collison
The Old Artestament
Ronnie Loves Mamba
Shock & Diaw
You're Noah Good
Get Your Zaza's Out!
Collison Course
The Mighty Okafors
With All My Dwight
We Run the Knight
Coca Scola
Pippen on a 40
Mirza Virus
Visualize Metta Whirled Peas
Amar'e Jane
Acid Rajon
Stiemsma Cell Research
Fine and Melo
DeMars Rover
Out of My Teague
Deliver Me From Noahwhere
Kidd Gloves
Sniffing Turkoglu
Symptoms of Linsanity
Jrue Light Special
Carmelo Apples
Temporary Linsanity
A Dwight to Behold
Smokin' a Bol
Too Good To Be Jrue
Luck of the Diaw
The Linsane Asylum
Bang Bang Pau Pau
You Da Bosh
Ain't Noah Stoppin' This
Always on Deron
The Morrow Majority
Monta's Inferno
Nash It and Dash It
Dream of the Jrue Turtles
Rubio, Don't Take K. Love to Town
Shake and Blake
Sessions Player
Loul Level Bombers
The Rump Roasters (tribute to Daryl Dawkins)
Pau Wow
Boozer Cruise
Hold the Mayo
Nowitzki or Never
The Bosh Pit
Stuckey Pecan Log
Loul Key OG's
Chandler Parsons Project
Afflalo 18
Tit for Gortat
Curry Up and Shoot
Melo Fellows
Big Bosh Man
Zach it Up
Jrues for Jesus
Harkless Bastards
Bangers and Nash
Harkless Heart
Russ Belt
Gobert or Go Home

Wiggins Out

Andrew Wiggins, SF, Minnesota Timberwolves
Andrew Wiggins, SF, Minnesota Timberwolves | Source

Film and TV-Inspired Fantasy Basketball Team Names

  1. Dirty Wroten Scoundrels
  2. Beverley Hillbillies
  3. You Can Act Like a Manu
  4. I Speights On Your Grave
  5. Loul & Order
  6. Shved's Dead Baby
  7. Brokeback Motiejunas
  8. Zero Darko Thirty
  9. Luol Rider
  10. James of Thrones
  11. The Darko Knight
  12. Mahinmi Vice
  13. Midnight Kawhiboy
  14. Uncle Festus
  15. Easy Ridnour
  16. Welcome Back Korver
  17. Apocalypse Noah
  18. Strange Dragic
  19. Maxiell Overdrive
  20. Afflalo Creed
  21. Clear and Present Granger
  22. Howard's End
  23. Seed of Stuckey
  24. Lone Granger
  25. Kobe Wan Enobi
  26. Odom and Odomer
  27. The King and I
  28. King of All Blatche
  29. There's Something About Amar'e
  30. Jrue Grit
  31. Atomic Biyombos
  32. Metta World is Not Enough
  33. Blaking Bad
  34. Beauty and the Beasley
  35. I'm Batum Man
  36. Sinking of the Bismack
  37. Bogans Heroes
  38. Dahntay's Peak
  39. Lin City
  40. Chronicles of Redick
  41. Rafer Madness
  42. Batum Goes the Dynamite
  43. It's Harden Out Here for a Pimp
  44. Kemba Berries
  45. Kawhi So Serious
  46. License to Lillard

Linsane in the Membrane

Jeremy Lin, PG, Brooklyn Nets
Jeremy Lin, PG, Brooklyn Nets | Source

Music-Inspired NBA Fantasy Team Names

  1. The Wind Cries Amar'e
  2. The Love Train
  3. Just Can't Kill the Beasley
  4. Kick Out The James
  5. Melo My Mind
  6. Last Chauncey Power Drive
  7. Kyrie On My Wayward Son
  8. Method Manu
  9. Blurred Lins
  10. Linsane in the Membrane
  11. Noel Diggity
  12. Faried Falling
  13. Danilo Ice
  14. Biz Markieff
  15. Foye Ever Man
  16. When We Was Fab
  17. Lin On Me
  18. Noahwhere Man
  19. Don't Bogut That Joint
  20. Blatche Sabbath
  21. When Dunleavy Breaks
  22. The Granger Zone
  23. Do You Believe in Dragic?
  24. Hail Amar'e
  25. Long Mayo You Run
  26. Heaven's Just a Lin Away
  27. Dengnam Style
  28. Back in Blatche
  29. Friends in Luol Places
  30. The Needle and the Weatherspoon
  31. Help Me Rondo
  32. Paint It Blatche
  33. High Cost of Luol Living
  34. Noah Doubt
  35. A Man Needs a Wade
  36. All You Need is (Kevin) Love
  37. K. Love & Special Sauce
  38. Harden My Heart
  39. One Love
  40. Bismackie
  41. Protected by a Silver Weatherspoon
  42. Two Live Jrue
  43. Goodbye Rubio Tuesday
  44. Everybody Deng Chung Tonight
  45. Jrue Let the Dogs Out?
  46. Who'll Stop the Rajon?
  47. Milk Kawhi Blues Boogie
  48. The Monster Nash
  49. Love Don't Kosta Thing
  50. Nene Hey Hey Goodbye
  51. 24 Caris Magic
  52. Pimpin' Aint Beasley
  53. Boyz N Tha (Rodney) Hood
  54. How Could You Be Moe Harkless?

Faried Falling

Kenneth Faried, SF, Denver Nuggets
Kenneth Faried, SF, Denver Nuggets | Source

Reader Input

Feel free to put your team name ideas in the comments section and I will add them to the list under the Reader Suggestion heading.

Acid Rajon

Rajon Rondo, G, Chicago Bulls
Rajon Rondo, G, Chicago Bulls | Source

Reader Suggestions

  • Magic Raptor Nuggets (Scott)
  • Curious Paul George (Billy)
  • JHarden Superstarden (peezy)
  • Chris Kaman UR Face (kcandjacy)
  • OJ Mayo Done It (andyglean)
  • Fast and Curryous (JoeShmoeBro)
  • Harden Gay (JoeShmoeBro)
  • When Dwight Met Bryant (bisnar6665)
  • Dr. Bealgood...Huh...Huh? (The Real Beal)
  • RoseB4Ho's (Ryan)
  • Beals on Wheels (The Real Beal)
  • Beal Me In (The Real Beal)
  • Marcin Band (The Real Beal)

Championship Round: Best of the Best

What is your favorite NBA fantasy team name from this list?

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Fantasy Team Names for Other Sports

Be sure to check out my lists of fantasy team names for other sports like NASCAR, hockey, football, and baseball.

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      jp 

      6 weeks ago

      How about "Love you Long time"

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      Noname 

      8 weeks ago

      Lavine La Vida Loca

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      Niko 

      2 months ago

      I have a good one Love is all Cle need (love is all we need) get it lol

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      Ken 

      2 months ago

      KYRIE on Wayward Son

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      Superdave39 

      13 months ago

      bodak melo

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      Hector 

      14 months ago

      Repo-sessions

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      Will Cozine 

      2 years ago

      LaMarc Gasoldridge

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      Will Cozine 

      2 years ago

      How about: I'm Hunting Babbitts?

    • theframjak profile imageAUTHOR

      theframjak 

      2 years ago from East Coast

      Hey everyone. Another basketball season is upon us. I can't wait to see the new names people come up with in the next month.

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      StrongasanElk 

      3 years ago

      Lamar shOdom a Harden

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      Regs 

      3 years ago

      Puff the Magic Dragic

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      JPix 

      3 years ago

      99 problems but A Blatche ain't 1

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      Darren 

      3 years ago

      Boyz N The Rodney Hood

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      Nene Hilario 

      3 years ago

      Watch Me Nene

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      Obum 

      3 years ago

      Curry me Favors

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      Noah 

      3 years ago

      Gobert or go home

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      3 years ago

      The Raging Hardens

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      242424 

      3 years ago

      Russell and Flow

      Forever24

      Can't Knock the Russell

      Lions, Tigers, and Goberts

      Home 'Dipo (Olidipo)

      There is no TY (lawson)

      D.U.I. Ty

      Ariza's Jesus

      Dieng Bang

      Run DMC (cousins)

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      ajm77 

      3 years ago

      Carry on Hayward Son

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      Baan 

      3 years ago

      Blaked All Day, Boogie All Night

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      artverduzco 

      4 years ago

      mine this year- NashtyKobeNda SwaggyBoozers

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      Satyam 

      4 years ago

      Don't drop that Dirk a Dirk

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      James 

      4 years ago

      Harden the paint

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      CoreyBaijel 

      4 years ago

      Knight in Shining Amir

      ^Brandon Knight and Amir Johnson

      BeCous I'm All About that Bass

      ^Demarcus Cousins and Brandon Bass

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      Ryan 

      4 years ago

      Your Love Makes Me Harden

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      jordan 

      4 years ago

      Better Call Gasol

      All About that Pass (No Dribble)

      Bosh.0

      Fifty Shades of Klay

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      John 

      4 years ago

      Lebrontourage

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      Jackson 

      4 years ago

      Steph curry pork

    • theframjak profile imageAUTHOR

      theframjak 

      4 years ago from East Coast

      Hey kansas reference, thanks for the team name. Be sure to stop by again.

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      theframjak 

      4 years ago from East Coast

      Paul, thanks for reading and thanks for the great suggestions!

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      Paul 

      4 years ago

      Pippen Ain't Beasley

      Kareem Pies

      Taking a Wiz

      Paul's Private Pierceings

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      kansas reference 

      4 years ago

      Kyrie on my Hayward son

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      Gasmann 

      4 years ago

      LaMarcus Zorro

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      Beesmif 

      4 years ago

      with Zoram joining Goran, 80s referencing "Double Dragic"

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      theframjak 

      4 years ago from East Coast

      Seano, thanks for reading and thanks for the suggestion. Be sure to check back for new names in the future.

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      Seano 

      4 years ago

      Tobias' Harrasers

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      theframjak 

      4 years ago from East Coast

      jason, cool name, thanks for reading and for the input.

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      jason 

      4 years ago

      PAUerman 5000!

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      Corner19footers 

      5 years ago

      I got Gasol but im not a Gosoldier

      Dolla Dolla Beals Yall

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      theframjak 

      5 years ago from East Coast

      Thanks for reading The Real Beal.

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      The Real Beal 

      5 years ago

      Otto's Porterhouse Steak

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      The Real Beal 

      5 years ago

      Beals on Wheels

      The Wall (as in the Pink Floyd Album/John Wall)

      Supper--the largest Beal of the day

      Beal Me In

      Marcin Band

    • theframjak profile imageAUTHOR

      theframjak 

      5 years ago from East Coast

      Thanks for reading Ryan. I'll add it to the list.

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      Ryan 

      5 years ago

      RoseB4Ho's

    • theframjak profile imageAUTHOR

      theframjak 

      5 years ago from East Coast

      Scott, thanks for reading and sharing.

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      Scott 

      5 years ago

      Magic Raptor Nuggets

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      kcandjacy 

      5 years ago

      Chris Kaman UR Face

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      Paul 

      5 years ago

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      peezy 

      5 years ago

      last season i went with JHarden Superstarden

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      Billy 

      5 years ago

      Curious George(Paul George)

    • theframjak profile imageAUTHOR

      theframjak 

      5 years ago from East Coast

      andyglean, thanks for reading and also for the suggestion. I'll add it to the list.

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      theframjak 

      5 years ago from East Coast

      idigwebsites, thanks for reading. I'm glad you enjoyed the hub.

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      idigwebsites 

      5 years ago from United States

      Fun wordplay! Nice one thetramjak. Voted up and funny. :)

    • theframjak profile imageAUTHOR

      theframjak 

      5 years ago from East Coast

      JoeShmoeBro, thanks for reading and providing some cool suggestions. I will add them to the list.

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      JoeShmoeBro 

      5 years ago

      how bout:

      Fast and Curryous

      Curryous George

      Harden Gay

      this is a good article...should have used one of these names for my team.

      Thanks!!!

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      theframjak 

      5 years ago from East Coast

      bisnar6665, thanks for reading. I appreciate the compliment and the team name suggestion. I need more Kobe and Dwight references in the list.

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      John 

      5 years ago from Irvine, California

      LOL this is great. I would have liked a "when dwight met bryant"

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      theframjak 

      5 years ago from East Coast

      Nice one. Thanks for reading.

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      The Real Beal 

      5 years ago

      Dr. Bealgood...Huh...Huh?

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      !@# 

      5 years ago

      don't be afflaloer

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      theframjak 

      5 years ago from East Coast

      Thanks for reading and thanks for the suggestions.

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      Un-Beal-ievable 

      5 years ago

      The Real Beal

      Real Recognize Beal

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      BradBeal4ever 

      6 years ago

      Beal-ieve the Un-Beal-ievable/Now I'm a Beal-iever/Don't Stop

      Beal-ieving/There's No I in Teague

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      Dave 

      6 years ago

      twelve good men and jrue

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      theframjak 

      6 years ago from East Coast

      Marty, thanks for reading.

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      Marty 

      6 years ago

      Love Hurts

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      theframjak 

      6 years ago from East Coast

      Thanks for reading.

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      theframjak 

      6 years ago from East Coast

      Nice one.

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      Alex 

      6 years ago

      James (gives me a) Harden

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