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101 Funny & Clever Fantasy Football Team Names

The first requirement for a successful NFL fantasy football season is a clever, funny, witty team name, but sometimes it's hard to come up with one that best fits your personality and style. The following is a list of potential names for your fantasy team. Have fun checking it out and hopefully you can find one that works for you. Be sure to read Part 2 and Part 3 of this series for more suggestions.

Johnny Be Goode

Johnny Manziel, QB, Cleveland Browns
Johnny Manziel, QB, Cleveland Browns | Source

Pregame Warm Up Names

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Insane Clowney Posse
Sympathy for the Develin
Busta Grimes
Over the Dwayne Bowe
Show me your TDs
Bortles & James
Urbik's Cube
Ertz So Good
Sweezy Jefferson
Osgood As It Gets
Reiff with Rage
Alacrity All-Stars
Bulaga Whales
14 Legarrette Gold
Johnny Be Goode
License to Khalil
Folk Off
Mean Machine
Lockette Down
Apocalypse Noy
Less Than Shaziero
Object of Desir
Zumwalt Destroyers
Haunted Hauschkas
The Unknown Solder
Clowney with a Chance of Meatballs
Say Hello to My Lelito Friend
You're Gonna Need a Bigger Bowe
Dirt and Grimes
Dirty Grice
Hitchens a Ride
Final Exum
Berhe Essentials
Prosch Spice
Ebron-Y-Aur Stomp
Three Little Boyds
Johnny Rotten
Spruill the Wine
Berhe Knuckle Brawlers
Noy Or Never
Lightening in a Bortles
Ja'waun Love
Lelito Lion Man
(Sitton on) The Dock of the Bay
Hyde Fidelity
Mewhart Attack
Blow Dri
Shooting the Brees
Don't Worrilow baby
That Boykin Run
And He Shall Be Le'Veon
Gano With The Wind
Fried Rice
Three Times a Clady
The Develin Went Down to Georgia
The Real McCoy
Welcome Back Carder
Drunk and Diles
Fauria Transformation
 
 
 
 

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Henne Powered Drones

Chad Henne, QB, Jacksonville Jaguars
Chad Henne, QB, Jacksonville Jaguars | Source

First Quarter—Oldies But Goodies

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10-18  
19-25  
Obamanu Care
Tuel Time
Bjoern Under a Bad Sign
Gettin' Ziggy With It
Oher Diggers
Bowe Chicka Bowe Wow
Messing with Manti
Drunk Diehling
Get Rich or Ty Tryon
Smells Like Tebow Spirit
Morning Woodhead
Sippin' Bacarri
Cooper's Conundrum
Lewan Guyland
Henne Powered Drones
Deer-Antrel Extract
Barack Obamanu
Allegations Against Aaron
Mingo Ate My Baby
Doomsday Peppers
The Burfict Storm
Porta Iupatis
Alterraun Ain't There Kid
 
Won't Get Foles Again
Turn Your Head and Coffman
 

The Burfict Storm

Vontaze Burfict, LB, Cincinnati Bengals
Vontaze Burfict, LB, Cincinnati Bengals | Source

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Alterraun Ain't There Kid

Alterraun Verner, DB, Tennessee Titans
Alterraun Verner, DB, Tennessee Titans | Source

Second Quarter

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35-43  
44-50  
Get Off My DeCoud
Frosted Flaccos
Day of the Joeckel
Out with a Whimper
Koppen a Feel
Live and Let Diehl
They Call Me Baba Kluwe
I Ansah To No One
Comfortably Nnamdi
Just Like Ronaiah Says
Lewan Darts
I Shot the Sharrif
Whitner Solstice
Bjoern to be Wild
Knighton But A "G" Thang
Greetings from Ausberry Park
Joique Ride
Group Klug
Dungy and Dragons
Thunderbolt and Larry Foote
The Ansah Is Blowing in the Wind
Dwyer Straits
Here Comes Honey Bowe Bowe
 
Your Other Leftwich
Just Shaking the Bushrod, Boss
 

I Shot the Sharrif

Sharrif Floyd, Minnesota Vikings
Sharrif Floyd, Minnesota Vikings | Source

Third Quarter

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60-68  
69-75  
Golden Taint
The Cold Light of Oday
On the Road to Tambala
I Pitta the Fool
Sopoago Opera
Call of a Distant Leshoure
The Neild Tears a Hole
Culliver's Mistravels
Klug Heads
Lewan Mowers
We Are The Worilds
All or Knighton
Let's Gettis On
Broken Gould
Dreessen to Believe
Teasing Te'o
Practice Makes Burfict
Diehl Breakers
Joique to the World
Making Believe with Manti
The Klug Nuts
Lewan Jockeys
Jacquizz Stains
 
Meet the Flukers
This Might Ertz
 

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Fourth Quarter

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85-93  
94-101  
Bjoern Supremecy
Dropping a Doucet
Arian My Wayward Son
It Takes a Nation of Milliner to Hold Us Back
Don't Walk Away Lennay
Invasion of the Roddy Snatchers
Dwyer Mak'er
Psycho Keller
Angerer Management
The Neild and the Damage Done
Ballard of Curtis Lowe
Ausberry Fields Forever
Way Over Yanda
Bad Case of Laurinaitis
Favre and Away
Bad to the Bowe
Weeden Brownies
The Big Gostkowski
Pass Me Another Biermann
In Ngata Da Vida
Woodhead Ticks
Are You Sure Hankins Done It This Way?
Elvis Dumervil Has Left the Building
Midnight Cowboys
Full Metal Joeckel
The Royal Tannehills
 

Overtime

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Kruger Town
Heart of Gould
London Fletcher Calling
You Had Me From Helu
Blount Blowin'
Cruz Control
Takeo That!
G'addai Mate
Kendall Fire
The Wrath of 'Quan
Me and Willis McGahee
Jamaal Charles in Charge
Over the Hillis and Far Away
Visualize Whirled Brees
Plaxico Ono Band
NO KiwaNUKAS
Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
Lisfranc Gore
Pierre-Paul & Mary
St. Angerer
Pead Off
Revis and Butthead
King Ndamukong
Odin There, Done That
Ginn and Juice
Suh Help Me God
The Cutler Did It
Ruud Boys Wail
Manningham and Cheese
RG3PO
Eddie Royal with Cheese
(You're My) Sproles and Inspiration
Moe, Larry, and Kerley
McCluster F#$k
I'm Going Back to Collie
Peyton's Place
Starks Will Fly
Blount Force Objects
Trampled Under Larry Foote
A Hard Torain's A-Gonna Fall
It Ain't Suh Bad
10 Megatron Bomb
Cassels Made of Sand
Roethlisberger and Fries
Just a Dashon of Goldson
My Morning Joeckel
Romophobia
Sheard It Through the Grapevine
The Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald
Jay Welkers
Larod Stiffington
These Colors Dont'a Run
Once You Go Blackmon You Never Go Back
All's Well That's Longwell
Baba O'Riley Cooper
Austin Can See for Miles and Miles
Eli's Coming
Dead of Whitner
Dressed to the Hines
Klugs Not Drugs

Klugs Not Drugs

Karl Klug, DT, Tennessee Titans
Karl Klug, DT, Tennessee Titans | Source

Two-Minute Intermission

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Cortez the Keller
Meester Meester
Meet the Beadles
Gronky Kong
Get Off My DeCoud
The Black and Silver Hole
Say Watt?
30 Dez in the Hole
Boling for Dollars
Mallett's Mullets
How Many More Tynes?
Braylon & Willie
Dalton's Mountain
Overhead Cam
Brady Gaga
Simple Twist of Tate
D'Qweller on the Threshold
Gronkey Tonk Women
Coughlin Nails
Takeo it to the Limit
Didn't I (Blow Your Mind This Tynes)
Urbik's Cube
Forever (Steve) Young
You're Pushing Tashard on Me
Pryor Convictions
Flirting With Forte
Watt's Going On
Meet the Folkers
Perfect Batch
Mallett Heads
Whitner Wonderland
Cagney and Jacob Lacey
Stafford & Son
The Great Dansby
Won't Get Foles Again
Helter Skelton
Chicken Hurds and Pigeons
Clausen Pickles
Let's Talk About Rex
Drink & Diehl
Rex Appeal
Whalen & Willie
Avery Little Step
I Don't Give a Folk
Knockin' on Dorsey Levens Door

Double Overtime

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Blinded by Matt Light
Chain of Foles
Don't Look Back in Angerer
Flacco of Seagulls
Watt You Got?
Austin Collie and the Infinite Sadness
Smashing Lumpkins
Hatfields and LeSean McCoy
Lovie and Other Drugs
Baby You Can Drive My Carr
Rockin' Down the Elway
Gettis Up, Stand Up
Champagne Super Novak
Another Brick in Lance Ball
Bringing it All Back Holmes
Henne, Henne, Who Can I Turn To?
Ballard of Easy Rider
Keisels Rip My Flesh
Hot Larods
Country Gronk
I'm Just a Biermann
Rex and the City
Old Foles
Meet the Folkers
To Leach His Own
Met Yo Batch
The Dark Side of Warren Moon
Brees Hive
Coughlin Up Blood
Moss Grows Fat on a Rollin' Stone
Never Mind Stephen Tulloch, Here's the Sex Pistols
Henne and Squiggy
Avery Breath You Take
Tashard Knock Life
As Dez Goes By
Natural Born Kellers
Luxury Leinart
Rex Therapy
Gerhart Attack
Dez-ed and Confused
Saving Matt Ryan
Kuhn Huntin'
Forsett Fire
Briggs & Stanton
Forte Acres and a Mule
Funk Forte9
All Folk'd Up
All Along the Hightower
Misery and Ginn
Von Corleone
 

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dolphinssuck 4 years ago

Forgetting Brandon Marshall


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theframjak 4 years ago from East Coast Author

Thanks for reading dolphinssuck. I imagine Forgetting Brandon Marshall is being used by most Dolphin fans this season.


Gzsfreak 4 years ago

Of course, you'd have to be in a league where people know that it's a joke, but what about Arian Brotherhood?


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theframjak 4 years ago from East Coast Author

Yeah, that's a good one too.


Joe 4 years ago

99 Problems But A Britt Aint' 1

Found this one on the site www.ffgator.com

Hundreds of great names by category and you can rank or submit your own


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theframjak 4 years ago from East Coast Author

Thanks Joe. That's another good one. I haven't seen that site yet. I'll have to check it out.


Chris 4 years ago

Who has a good name suggestion incorporating the Muscle Hampster (Doug Martin)


flapmonkey 4 years ago

Demarco's Where?


dt 4 years ago

Plaxidental shooting


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theframjak 4 years ago from East Coast Author

Nice one dt. I had trouble thinking of ones for Plax.


Dan 4 years ago

Soggy Bottom Bowes


Louysyts 4 years ago

Helu kitty


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mastershops 4 years ago from Branson, Missouri

Very funny nicknames.. Did you come up with all of these yourself?


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theframjak 4 years ago from East Coast Author

Thanks for reading mastershops. Yeah, sadly it's my new hobby.


habibkotwal 4 years ago

awesum yaar cool names

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http://www.sportskeeda.com/football/


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theframjak 4 years ago from East Coast Author

Thanks for reading. I'm glad you liked it.


Josh 3 years ago

Teach Me How to Dougie Martin


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theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast Author

Nice one Josh. Thanks for reading.


phantom cougar 3 years ago

Romosexual Tendencies


Mort 3 years ago

The Blair Walsh Project


Kyle 3 years ago

Jamaal in a Days Work


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theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast Author

Kyle, thanks for reading. Great team name!


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theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast Author

Mort, thanks for stopping by. Love the name.


Deveous12 3 years ago

Green eggs and Cam


Deveous12 3 years ago

Calvin and the chipmunks


JPaul 3 years ago

Throw Them Bowes


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theframjak 3 years ago from East Coast Author

Deveous12, thanks for reading. Nice one.


DruK 2 years ago

Game of End Zones


Jimminy Cricket 2 years ago

I kind of like that Game Of End Zones one, Druk. I'm down for Game of Thrones references! There are some great ideas at www.fantasyfootballteamnames.com - Pretty awesome list already categorized by players / teams! And theframjak, nice write up!


joe 2 years ago

Instagraham or Ingram toenail


jim 2 years ago

i want one that kind of goes with Better Call Saul


Tiff 2 years ago

I don't want a large FAVRE!


Gene 2 years ago

Shady Side Up Eggs


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theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast Author

Gene, thanks for stopping by and thanks for the suggestion. Please be sure to stop back as new names are added regularly.


Phin-nado 2 years ago

For the dolphin's fans!!!


Brad 2 years ago

Do THe SANKY Legg or RETURN OF THE warMack


brokid 2 years ago

so many zeppelin references haha I loved it


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theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast Author

brokid, thanks for reading and thanks for picking up on the Zeppelin references. I was afraid people were not getting them.


sticky 2 years ago

JONESin' for a GRAHAM! (got julio jones and jimmy graham haha)


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vineliner57 2 years ago from Bloomington, IN

A couple of my favorites in one of the leagues I am in are "OvertheDwayneBowe" and "Show me your TDs".


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theframjak 2 years ago from East Coast Author

vineliner57, I love your team name ideas. They are some of the best I have heard. I am going to add them to the list. Thanks for reading and please stop by again as I add new names regularly.


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puppy love722 17 months ago from Louisiana

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