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100 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

100 funny, creative, and clever names to use for your Fantasy Football team.

100 funny, creative, and clever names to use for your Fantasy Football team.

Fantasy Football Team Names

Fantasy football is about having fun, and one of the most fun parts of the game is naming your team. While it is always best to come up with an original name of your own—preferably one that takes a jab at another team in the league!—I have put together a list of 100 names for those of you who need a little help. Use one directly from the list, or better yet, use the list to spur your own creativity.

While having the best team name won't win you any games (except maybe the team name Bye Week to trick your opponents into thinking they don't have a game that week), there is a lot of respect up for grabs. Don't be that guy or girl who doesn't change their team name from the generic one given to them. And definitely don't be the lazy fantasy team owner who just uses their own real name as their team name. But whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, change your team name during the middle of the season! If you do, you're just asking for a season-ending injury to your star player. The Madden Curse may not be real, but the curse of changing your fantasy football team name in the middle of the season definitely is. Plus, it's just plain bad etiquette. You may not be able to control how well your players play on the field, but you can control how awesome your team name is.

Disclaimer: Some team names "may be" (read: "are") not politically correct. If you are easily offended, then skip this list.

Be sure to share your favorites in the comments section at the bottom of the page!

Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

A Dingo Ate My Brady


Adrian BeaterSon

Along Came Collie

Beats by Ray (Rice)

Belicheck Yourself Before You Rex Yourself

Bjoern to Be Wild

Brady Gaga

Breesus Saves

Cecil Jorts


Corn on the Kolb

Corn on the Schaub

Cruz Control

Cry Me a Rivers

DeMarco Polo

Dezed and Confused

Do the Sankey Leg

Ertz Wind and Fire

Every Day I'm Russell'n

Favre Dollar Footlong

Flaccoroni and Cheese


Forgetting Brandon Marshall

Forte Shades of Grey

Forte Year-Old Virgin

Forte-Yard Dash

Foster: Australian for Touchdown

Garcon Daly

Geno 911

Ghostface Pitta

Graham Crackers

Henne Given Sunday

Here's My Number Call Me Brady

I Can't Believe It's Not Cutler

I have a Few Pryors

I Pitta the Fool

I'm Sorry Fred Jackson

InGorious Staffords

Insane Clowney Posse


Is That Your Final Ansah?

It Ertz When Eifert

Joe Buck Yourself

Johnny Backup

Johnny Clipboard

Johnny Foosball

Kings of the Cassel

Lacy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Ladies and Edelman

Lafell on My Johnson

Le'Veon on a Prayer

Luck Dynasty

Megatron's Johnson

Mendenhally Rasharded

Morning Woodhead

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood

Thanks to Matt Forte for having a very punable name.

Thanks to Matt Forte for having a very punable name.

More Clever Fantasy Football Team Names

My Richardson Is Pitching a Tent

No Game This Week / Bye Week

Not My Forte

Orton Hears a Who

Over Dwayne Bowe

Plaxidental Shooting

Red Hot Julius Peppers

Revis and Butthead


Rice Rice Baby

Rodgers That



Show Me Your TDs

Sproles Royce

Storm My Cassel

Suh Girls One Cup

Suh Kids on the Block

Taking You to the Woodhead

Taste the Dwaynebowe

Tebows Before Hoes

Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles

Teenage Newton Ninja Bortles

Teenage Newton Ninja Turtles

Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi

The Book of Eli

The Forte Forte Club

The Garden of Weeden

Thrift Schaub

Too Legit to Britt

Touch My Percy and I'll Suh

Turn McDown for Watt?

Victorious Secret

Weeden Wayne Bowe

Welker Denver Ranger

What Would Jones-Drew?

What You Talkin' Bout Hillis?

When in Romo...

White Cassel

Who Framed Rodgers Rabbit?

You Are Ngata Father

You Da Manning

Let the Games Begin!

There you have it, 100 fantasy football team names. Now go forth with confidence that you will have the best team name in your league, even if you don't have the best roster. Hey, you win some, you lose some.

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