100 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

Thanks to Matt Forte for having an easily punable name.
Thanks to Matt Forte for having an easily punable name.

Fantasy Football Team Names

Fantasy football is about having fun, and one of the most fun parts of the game is naming your team. While it is always best to come up with an original name of your own - preferably one that takes a jab at another team in the league - I have put together a list of 100 names for those of you who need a little help. Use one directly from the list, or better yet use the list to spur your own creativity. While having the best team name won't win you any games (except maybe the team name Bye Week to trick your opponents into thinking they don't have a game that week), there is a lot of respect up for grabs. Don't be that guy or girl who doesn't change their team name from the generic one given to them. And definitely don't be the lazy fantasy team owner who just uses their own real name as their team name. But whatever you do, do not under any circumstances change your team name during the middle of the season! If you do, you're just asking for a season ending injury to your star player. The Madden Curse may not be real, but the curse of changing your fantasy football team name in the middle of the season definitely is. Plus, it's just plain bad etiquette. You may not be able to control how well your players play on the field, but you can control how awesome your team name is.

Disclaimer: Some team names "may be" (read: "are") not politically correct. If you are easily offended then you shouldn't be playing fantasy football.

Be sure to share your favorites in the comments section at the bottom of the page!

The League would approve
The League would approve

List of 100 Fantasy Football Team Names

1. A Dingo ate my Brady
2. A-A-Ron
3. Adrian BeaterSon
4. Along Came Collie
5. Beats By Ray (Rice)
6. Belicheck Yourself Before You Rex Yourself
7. Bjoern to be Wild
8. Brady Gaga
9. Breesus Saves
10. Cecil Jorts
11. Colinkaeperpick
12. Corn on the Kolb
13. Corn on the Schaub
14. Cruz Control
15. Cry Me a Rivers
16. DeMarco Polo
17. Dezed Anf Confused
18. Do The Sankey Leg
19. Ertz Wind and Fire
20. Every day I’m Russell’n
21. Favre Dollar Footlong
22. Flaccoroni and Cheese
23. Fleener-Schnitzel
24. Forgetting Brandon Marshall
25. Forte Shades of Grey
26. Forte Year-Old Virgin
27. Forte-yard Dash
28. Foster: Australian for Touchdown
29. Garcon Daly
30. Geno 911
31. Ghostface Pitta
32. Graham Crackers
33. Henne Given Sunday
34. Here’s My Number Call Me Brady
35. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Cutler
36. I have a few Pryors
37. I Pitta The Fool
38. I’m Sorry Fred Jackson
39. InGorious Staffords
40. Insane Clowney Posse
41. InstaJimmyGraham
42. Is That Your Final Ansah?
43. It Ertz when Eifert
44. Joe Buck Yourself
45. Johnny Backup
46. Johnny Clipboard
47. Johnny Foosball
48. Kings of the Cassel
49. Lacy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
50. Ladies and Edelman
51. Lafell On My Johnson
52. Le’Veon on a prayer
53. Luck Dynasty
54. Megatron’s Johnson
55. Mendenhally Rasharded
56. Morning Woodhead
57. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
58. My Richardson is pitching a Trent
59. No Game This Week / Bye Week
60. Not my Forte
61. Orton Hears a Who
62. Over Dwayne Bowe (Over The Rainbow)
63. Plaxidental Shooting
64. Red Hot Julius Peppers
65. Revis and Butthead
66. RG3PO
67. Rice Rice Baby
68. Rodgers That
69. Romophobic
70. Scoregasm
71. Show Me Your TDs
72. Sproles Royce
73. Storm My Cassell
74. Suh Girls One Cup
75. Suh Kids on the Block
76. Taking You To The Woodhead
77. Taste the Dwaynebowe
78. Tebows before Hoes
79. Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
80. Teenage Newton Ninja Bortles
81. Teenage Newton Ninja Turtles
82. Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi
83. The Book of Eli
84. The Forte Forte Club
85. The Garden of Weeden
86. Thrift Schaub
87. Too Legit to Britt
88. Touch my Percy and I’ll Suh
89. Turn Down For Watt
90. Turn McCown For Watt?
91. Victorious Secret
92. Weeden Wayne Bowe (Reading Rainbow)
93. Welker Denver Ranger
94. What Would Jones-Drew
95. What You Talkin’ Bout Hillis
96. When In Romo…
97. White Cassel
98. Who Framed Rodgers Rabbit?
99. You Are Ngata Father
100. You Da Manning

There you have it, 100 fantasy football team names. Now go forth with confidence that you will have the best team name in your league - even you you don't have the best roster. Hey, you win some, you lose some.

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Best Fantasy Football Name

Who has the best name to make a fantasy name from?

  • Dwayne Bowe
  • Matt Forte
  • Andrew Luck
  • Peyton / Eli Mannings
  • Ndamukong Suh
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