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Dark lurker and sometimes mouse hunter, purveyor of lasagna, part time coffee fiend (oh the hawiian kona), cat napper extrodinare and all round good guy.

I have lots of opinions (butter improves everything!), facts (butter improves everything), and advice (use butter in everything).

Professional waffler (eats waffles for a living) and Iceguy, once a year. My ambition is to sculpt a life-sized Colossus of Rhodes out of 100% British sourced snow, atop the gateposts of my mansion.